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SA 83 ALL out. ENG 85 None out


Written by Jonathan Burt (VinChainSaw)

Posted in :Uncategorized on 26 Aug 2008 at 16:14
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Seems the Proteas are already on the plane home.

Update:  Steyn Gone. 83 All out after 23 overs

 England need to score at 1,68 an over to win.

9 -  GC Smith c Prior b Broad
10 - HH Gibbs c Prior b Broad
6 – JH Kallis c Shah b Broad
5 – AB de Villiers lbw b Flintoff
8 – JP Duminy c Prior b Broad
10 – MV Boucher c Prior b Flintoff
1 – J Botha c Prior b Broad 1
6 - JA Morkel c Prior b Harmison
13 - A Nel c Wright b Harmison
6 - D Steyn b Flintoff
0 – M Ntini not out

Mods please feel free to update through the match.



98 Comments

  • eh?

  • Comment 1, posted at 26.08.08 16:15:18 by robdylan Reply
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  • This is not good.

  • Comment 2, posted at 26.08.08 16:16:09 by McLovin Reply

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  • cant seem to post the scoresheet… fecking wordpress.

  • Comment 3, posted at 26.08.08 16:16:16 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • @VinChainSaw (Comment 3) :

    Toemaar – it looks impressive…kinda like those Standardbank or something adds where the peeps write formulas on the glass dividers… :roll: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 4, posted at 26.08.08 16:17:55 by I'ce (Rebel With a Cause) Reply
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  • @VinChainSaw (Comment 3) :

    Ag no man – who fixed it… :???: :wink:

  • Comment 5, posted at 26.08.08 16:18:33 by I'ce (Rebel With a Cause) Reply
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  • Broad has taken four…

  • Comment 6, posted at 26.08.08 16:20:05 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • @VinChainSaw (Comment 6) : :shock:

    What??????? Theres a broad playing with the blokes?????? :shock: :shock:

  • Comment 7, posted at 26.08.08 16:23:45 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 7) :

    lol. Yip and she’s blinded our top order too!

  • Comment 8, posted at 26.08.08 16:24:46 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 7) :

    is THAT allowed on a cricekt field??? :shock: :shock:

    :wink:

  • Comment 9, posted at 26.08.08 16:26:53 by I'ce (Rebel With a Cause) Reply
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  • 45/5

  • Comment 10, posted at 26.08.08 16:39:21 by McLovin Reply

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  • 50/6 :evil:

  • Comment 11, posted at 26.08.08 16:45:44 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • The disease has spread to the Proteas…

  • Comment 12, posted at 26.08.08 16:48:06 by blackshark Reply

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  • Wow, good thing i stopped watching cricket. This would be like the worst week ever….first the rugby and now the tea and scones fella’s

    WTF? Wait for the next Voldy Article – Cricket in Crisis.

  • Comment 13, posted at 26.08.08 16:48:43 by Sauce Reply
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  • :lol: @Sauce (Comment 13) :

  • Comment 14, posted at 26.08.08 16:50:03 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • We never seem to be able to follow antyhing through.

    We win the WC and beat the ABs in Dundein and then throw the rest of the 3N away.

    We win the test series against England and need a 4-1 series victory in the one-dayers to claim the number 1 spot. Again just no follow-through.

    It’s so frustrating.

  • Comment 15, posted at 26.08.08 16:50:45 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • Broad takes # 5

    53/7 :shock:

  • Comment 16, posted at 26.08.08 16:59:21 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Broads figure 5 for 23 off 10.

    And that after Andre nel smacked him for 3 fours in his last over.

    So before Andre Nel he was on 5 for 11 of 9,2 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • Comment 17, posted at 26.08.08 17:05:16 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • What’s our lowest ODI total?

  • Comment 18, posted at 26.08.08 17:05:26 by McLovin Reply

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  • 69

    Thank F%^k Andre Nel has come in blasting

  • Comment 19, posted at 26.08.08 17:08:56 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 69 v Aus 1993
    101 v Pak 2000

  • Comment 20, posted at 26.08.08 17:09:38 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • think we should get more than 69.

  • Comment 21, posted at 26.08.08 17:10:28 by McLovin Reply

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  • Nel gone 68/8

  • Comment 22, posted at 26.08.08 17:12:00 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • I’m not watching this but I can see KP smiling like a Cheshire cat. :grin:

  • Comment 23, posted at 26.08.08 17:12:07 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • Lowest v Eng – 107

  • Comment 24, posted at 26.08.08 17:13:48 by McLovin Reply

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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 23) :

    Lucky guess? :lol:

  • Comment 25, posted at 26.08.08 17:13:49 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 24) :

    NOT going to make that I’m afraid.

  • Comment 26, posted at 26.08.08 17:15:13 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Albie morkel Out

    72/9

  • Comment 27, posted at 26.08.08 17:16:27 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • eish…

  • Comment 28, posted at 26.08.08 17:16:35 by blackshark Reply

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  • this aint looking good…

  • Comment 29, posted at 26.08.08 17:18:29 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • Comment 30, posted at 26.08.08 17:20:43 by McLovin Reply

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  • E.xtras on 9 needs one more run to be joint 2nd highest scorer :oops:

  • Comment 31, posted at 26.08.08 17:21:38 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Pollock :lol:

    South Africa playing a bit of a “green friendly” game here by ensuring the lights won’t be used tonight.

    Steyn OUT

    83 ALL OUT 23 overs

  • Comment 32, posted at 26.08.08 17:23:22 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • That’s a rather poor effort from the cricket fairies.

  • Comment 33, posted at 26.08.08 17:25:24 by McLovin Reply

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  • A record breaking performance from the protea boys. :evil:

  • Comment 34, posted at 26.08.08 17:28:15 by McLovin Reply

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  • If it was allowed…Pietersen would bat this out by himself…

  • Comment 35, posted at 26.08.08 17:30:10 by blackshark Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 34) :

    thankully Nel scored 13 or else it would have been close to our best ever. :evil:

  • Comment 36, posted at 26.08.08 17:30:27 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • England are so weak they need a Saffa to beat SA. :wink:

  • Comment 37, posted at 26.08.08 17:31:22 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Our lowest ODI winning total v Eng was 129. We won by 14 runs. Doubt 83 will be enough though.

  • Comment 38, posted at 26.08.08 17:32:30 by McLovin Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 37) : And lead them. :mrgreen:

  • Comment 39, posted at 26.08.08 17:33:13 by McLovin Reply

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  • This is also South Africa’s shortest, completed, ODI innings.

  • Comment 40, posted at 26.08.08 17:33:57 by McLovin Reply

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  • 13th on the ‘Shortest completed innings (by balls)’ list.

  • Comment 41, posted at 26.08.08 17:36:48 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 40) : :cry: :cry: :cry:

  • Comment 42, posted at 26.08.08 17:37:02 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 6/0 after 1 over

  • Comment 43, posted at 26.08.08 17:37:19 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 41) : of all time that is.

  • Comment 44, posted at 26.08.08 17:37:20 by McLovin Reply

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  • Pietersen will use a putter for this…

  • Comment 45, posted at 26.08.08 17:37:29 by blackshark Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 43) : It’s going to be all over before I get home. :cry:

  • Comment 46, posted at 26.08.08 17:38:22 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 38) :

    Yip

    Nothing wrong with the pitch, our batsmen just crumbled. If their batsmen don’t crumble we are done for.

  • Comment 47, posted at 26.08.08 17:38:43 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 46) :

    :lol:

  • Comment 48, posted at 26.08.08 17:39:11 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • i’m glad i didn’t switch on jsut to watch the 2nd side chasing the total. Game woulda been done.

  • Comment 49, posted at 26.08.08 17:39:49 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 41) : We had balls ???

  • Comment 50, posted at 26.08.08 17:40:47 by blackshark Reply

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  • 10/0 after 2 overs

  • Comment 51, posted at 26.08.08 17:41:26 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @blackshark (Comment 50) :

    Our guys were all looking at the broad instead of playing cricket. :roll:

  • Comment 52, posted at 26.08.08 17:42:09 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 10/0 after 3 overs

    Maiden over. Need 40 more of those please.

    GO PROTEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (or is this futile? ) :smile:

  • Comment 53, posted at 26.08.08 17:45:58 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 16/0 from 4 overs

  • Comment 54, posted at 26.08.08 17:49:05 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 52) :

    Unless you have a lot of free time on your hands I think it’s futile!

  • Comment 55, posted at 26.08.08 17:51:40 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • @VinChainSaw (Comment 55) : I have free time :lol:

    kette having an afternoon snooze, kids have the other TV.

  • Comment 56, posted at 26.08.08 17:53:58 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 21/0 after 5 overs

  • Comment 57, posted at 26.08.08 17:54:46 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 21/0 after 6 overs

    39 more maidens needed :razz:

  • Comment 58, posted at 26.08.08 17:57:41 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Bell caught off a free hit so it is meaningless. :evil:

  • Comment 59, posted at 26.08.08 18:01:25 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 34/0 after 7 overs

    13 off the over. :oops:

  • Comment 60, posted at 26.08.08 18:02:42 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Flippen 6 that would have gone over the eiffel tower but only just far enough to get across the rope. :shock:

  • Comment 61, posted at 26.08.08 18:04:34 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 42/0 after 8 overs

    half way there in 8 overs :oops:

  • Comment 62, posted at 26.08.08 18:06:57 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • This is embarrassing. I’m going home.

  • Comment 63, posted at 26.08.08 18:09:48 by McLovin Reply

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  • Prior caught of a no ball this time.

    free hit to come and that is after 2 wides in the over already. :evil:

  • Comment 64, posted at 26.08.08 18:11:12 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 63) :

    don’t bother checking if we won, just check to see if we lost by 9 or by 10 wickets :wink:

  • Comment 65, posted at 26.08.08 18:12:25 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 51/0 after 9 overs

  • Comment 66, posted at 26.08.08 18:13:21 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 58/0 after 10 overs

  • Comment 67, posted at 26.08.08 18:17:43 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • who is J Botha?

  • Comment 68, posted at 26.08.08 18:18:30 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 68) :

    One of the Proteas, :wink: but don’t know more than that.

  • Comment 69, posted at 26.08.08 18:20:35 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 62/0 after 11 overs

  • Comment 70, posted at 26.08.08 18:21:17 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 71/0 after 12 overs.

    Whose idea was it to have a cricket thread :evil:

  • Comment 71, posted at 26.08.08 18:26:40 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 77/0 after 13 overs.

    this will ALL be over in 37 overs. :shock: What is the least overs bowled in an ODI.

  • Comment 72, posted at 26.08.08 18:30:56 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 81/0 after 14 overs

  • Comment 73, posted at 26.08.08 18:34:04 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • 85/0 after 14,1 overs.

    England Win.

    Bell 28
    Prior 45

  • Comment 74, posted at 26.08.08 18:35:29 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Was this a 20/20 fixture?

    I really need to pay more attention. Seems like a classy performance allround

  • Comment 75, posted at 26.08.08 18:44:22 by Sauce Reply
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  • South Africa playing a bit of a “green friendly” game here by ensuring the lights won’t be used tonight.

    :D

    Classic – i look forward to a long and prosperous commentating career if this is as good as that statement.

  • Comment 76, posted at 26.08.08 18:48:26 by Sauce Reply
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  • Cricket is dumb

  • Comment 77, posted at 26.08.08 18:49:26 by robdylan Reply
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  • This is all PDVs fault….his crap NEW approach has resulted in three consecutive losses for the Boks. Their performances have looked more and more inept. He must remember that the national teams feed off each other (except Bafana Bafana) and the Proteas are now also being booed from the field because of Bok incompetence…PDV needs to sort his sh*t out.

    * climbs into his bin bag in preparation for the rotten fruit and veg throwing.

  • Comment 78, posted at 26.08.08 18:52:15 by klempie Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 37) : Two saffers…Matt Prior is too. :D If Strauss still played ODIs it’d be 3. :razz:

  • Comment 79, posted at 26.08.08 18:55:04 by klempie Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 79) :

    Oh didn’t know prior was also a Saffa

  • Comment 80, posted at 26.08.08 18:57:21 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @robdylan (Comment 77) : That’s how I feel about soccer.

    @klempie (Comment 78) : I cannot BUT agree more. He is not a cricket coaches’ ass. :mrgreen: Away with him I say!!

  • Comment 81, posted at 26.08.08 19:02:46 by Silver Fox Reply

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  • @Silver Fox (Comment 81) :

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    Yeah as soon as the Proteas tried to play an expansive game, they crumbled.

  • Comment 82, posted at 26.08.08 19:05:56 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 82) : Exactly. It’s all so obvious!

  • Comment 83, posted at 26.08.08 19:07:07 by klempie Reply

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  • @Silver Fox (Comment 81) : Silverfox. Agreed on the soccer…

  • Comment 84, posted at 26.08.08 19:08:43 by klempie Reply

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  • bee you tea full

  • Comment 85, posted at 26.08.08 19:11:23 by PJLD(RIP Bernie Mac) Reply
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  • Imagine Philander played today. :roll:

  • Comment 86, posted at 26.08.08 19:47:24 by wpw Reply
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  • @wpw (Comment 86) : Solly? Didn’t realise he was into cricket

  • Comment 87, posted at 26.08.08 20:00:41 by robdylan Reply
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  • @wpw (Comment 86) : That oke is useless! Why is he in the team?? Oh wait…

  • Comment 88, posted at 27.08.08 09:48:04 by klempie Reply

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  • klempie

    He played well in his first few ODI’s for SA.

    The guy has got talent but he is not up to international standard at the moment.

  • Comment 89, posted at 27.08.08 09:57:02 by wpw Reply
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  • @wpw (Comment 89) : I haven’t seen him in domestic but the other night against England he was complete rubbish. Rubbish bowling and rubbish batting. My one mate said to me they’re calling him the next Shaun Pollock! :shock:

  • Comment 90, posted at 27.08.08 10:05:06 by klempie Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 90) :

    He did very well on the domestic scene and thats why he was selected in 2006 (I think)

    He made his debut against Ireland and then played a few ODI’s against India.

    He was also very average in the 20/20 WC and then got injured shortly afterwards.

    He has a decent 1st class record though.

    I’d still select Albie ahead of him though.

  • Comment 91, posted at 27.08.08 10:18:32 by wpw Reply
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  • @klempie (Comment 90) :

    His first class record:

    Bowling: 35 matches, 114 wickets, average 22.27

    Batting: 35 matches, 1035 runs, average 26.10

    he also has a good T20 record. :roll:

  • Comment 92, posted at 27.08.08 10:23:16 by wpw Reply
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  • @wpw (Comment 92) : We’re in deep kak if a batting average of 26 is good these days! :roll:

  • Comment 93, posted at 27.08.08 14:19:25 by klempie Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 90) : Tell that mate of yours NOT to display his ignorance in the public domain :!:

  • Comment 94, posted at 27.08.08 14:29:08 by Me2 Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 78) : You only have to add the Olympic Team to that…but at least Bafana Bafana are improving :lol:

  • Comment 95, posted at 27.08.08 14:34:16 by Me2 Reply

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  • @Me2 (Comment 94) : No no…that wasn’t my mate that said it. He was just saying that’s what they were saying on the TV. :mrgreen:

  • Comment 96, posted at 27.08.08 14:38:14 by klempie Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 93) : It’s considered ok if it’s accompanied by an ok bowling average.

    @Me2 (Comment 95) : Hey Me2. I just think this was one of those weeks to test our patience and courage. We just have to make sure we don’t fail the test.

    The Boks and the Proteas will turn things around.

    Bafana Bafana are playing Nigeria on the 6th of Sep…I’m not optimistic about that one but I wish them the best of luck.

  • Comment 97, posted at 27.08.08 14:39:52 by blackshark Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 96) : OMG!!!! Heaven forbid….commentators airing their ignorance on an even more public domain :shock: :shock: :shock:

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