Ouens, haf I gotted a kief deal for yous!
Vat ous by the Haaie haf gived for me two paartjies of lekker kaartjies to check it out hoe vat BULLE make a lekker gemors of that dof Sharks wif all that Ingelse ouens in the span.
Them are say I carent used all of that tickets to takes all the Bulletjies wiff, not even klein Pietie what blow his Bulhorn the loudest. So it are jus going to be ek en teh stukkie in the caravan this time, but for two of yous lucky ouens out there, you can sommer comes and sits next to us by ABSA stadium on Saturday.
It are going to be kiff lekker to kyk there how that BULLS are win the Super 14.
To wins the tickets, sommer stuur one of that new-fangled EPOS goeters to [email protected] and send that nice okes the answer to vis question, what they tells me are maklik but I caren’tfigure it outs.
Q: What Sharks player are recently named for the best oke in the Currie Cup for the last monf.
Julle ouens must getted your answers in by Fursday.
Groete
Piet Pienaar
Editorial note: Transport to the game, whether in Piet’s Cortina or otherwise, is not included in the prize.
Another note: OK, both sets have been won. Congrats to the winners.

The answer was (were) Jean “Wolscooter” Deysel, for those who are interested
Sheez i hope the guy sitting next to the winner is not some soutie who has no idea about Piet.
@KSA Shark © (Comment 2) : he he…
actually, it’s blackshark who’ll have to worry about Piet… he’ll be sitting next to him in the press box
Its why i didn’t enter
It’s not Fursday yet?
@McLovin (Comment 6) : ja, but it are first come first serveds. Piet should have mentioned for that
@McLovin (Comment 6) :
BTW I hope we are all in agreement that that is Fursday and not Friday with a spelling error.
@robdylan (Comment 7) :
Piets ares tryings to figures out hows to sends himselfs an email.
@KSA Shark © (Comment 8) : it are academic now anyway
Fursday, Friday, I wasn’t going to enter anyway. To far away.
I decided to never enter any Durbs competitions again.
@PJLD(RIP Bernie Mac) (Comment 12) : eh?
@robdylan (Comment 13) :
He had to bail on the last one he won
Robbie,
How did it go with the race..?
I see you smashed your personal best..
Well done dude!
@CoffeeShopBok;-) (Comment 15) : thanks dude. Remember I told you I was aiming for under 70? Did it in 62’41. That’s 6’17 per k… Actually went so well. Managed to run the final 2.5 km at 5’50/k…
prize Winner to Bulls fan coincidentally sitting next to him: So what colour is your Cortina?
WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
prize winner from the floor: HUH!!!!!! what was the PK for?
@robdylan (Comment 16) :
Shot! a nice strong finish.. its a good feeling finishing..almost addictive.
@KSA Shark © (Comment 17) : maybe we should issue a “cheat sheet”… a few tips about things NOT to say to Piet
@CoffeeShopBok;-) (Comment 18) : you’re telling me! I can’t wait for my next one. It’s 6 weeks away. Starting to think I might try to slot another one in first.
But I’m going to go full-ball for a sub 55 this time. I know it’s ambitious, but I can go a LOT faster than I did on Sunday
@robdylan (Comment 19) :
Top of the list should be: So Piet!!! Are you a 5 Liter?
Man i’ve just realised how early it is. This coming home early during Ramadan sucks
@KSA Shark © (Comment 22) : today seems to have been going on forever. I also can’t beleive it’s not even 3pm yet!