Ouen, I sweer I are NEVER again takings the karavan to thet blerrie Derben plek again in my lewe.
Ek en vroutjie are sitting so lekker there wiff ons naartjies en lekker 3-liter bottel Klippies when Oom Victor and the BULLE are playing such lekker rukby. Ek sweer, when vat Poerie du Preez pass that ball so kief for Lifling and ou Meisiekind run straight past vat useless Haaie Morne Steyn outjie and pass the ball for Marius Jonker, I are almost wet my jean pant. Jinne, but I are blowing vat blou vuvuzela of mines kilphard, so that ous sitting in front of us wants to tjune me ek se. I just say for him “looks for the scoreboard ou pel” and that are that.
Maar that Tjarks ouens are nogal slim want they are convince ou pel Ndungane to switch sides and next thing our ouens check he are scoring a try against his own team, what vat outjie wiff the one eyebrow are skop over en iewer so skielek are the Bulls not so far ahead. And nex fing vet blerrie ou are keep skopping were poor ou Hougaardas are missing everyfing. It must be the alititude by Durban what are affect his normal suiwer kicking style.
Maar ons BULLE ouens are feeling quite lekker by the half time want by vis stage we are well into the second bag of naartjies wat have got n halwe bottel Cane in each one. So it are jus after half time when that blerrie Italian ouen is catching the ball from a kief pass what the Bulle are gooing and give it to that ouen that are run fast while he look like he run slow. And neex fin you blerrie knows the Bulle are weer agter and it are all because the blerrie Soutie ref are bias. Waar’s ou Piet van Zyl deesdae, I ask wif tears by my eyes?
But the fat lady, who are actually my vrou, have not even started to sang yet want all of a sardyn that Bulle are suddenly just stopping to drop all the passes and woeps, waps that Meisikined ou have score three tries and the BULLE have a bonuspunt!
Maar jinne ouens, I are just getting ready wiff my bloubul flag en my boombox met the youngest Steve Hofmeyr treffers thereon and are going down for de field to make a victory lap, when that blerrie cheat ref give the haaie two try, one for that Daniel Keegan moffie what are playing kak wiff all that skops. Locks are meants to just sommer run at ouens and knock them over – he must watch more for ou Spies.
Maar anyway, that history books that I aren’t read are saying vat the Haaie are win this time en it are the last time I are ever going for Durban to kyk rubky want the bloody souties and their ref wiff the kief hair are just cheat!
Groete tot volgende keer by LOFTUS