Lekker, maaitjies, lekker!
Ouens, i are have bad news for julle haaitjies, want die BULLE are on road for Durban and they am going to MOKER you ouens in the Vodacom Cup Finaal this weekend. I have seen it when I are look deep in the bottom of my brandy-glass last night, using a tegniek what Ma have tought me from haar teeblare.
It are all going to be one by vat Bulle slot helde Bakkies en ou Victor Matlock, wat will be bobaas in that linestands. When ou Uli put that bal in for ou Victor it are going to be only one way of verkeer, ek tjune julle nie. From ou Robert de Preez by skrumskakel to Dale Steyn by losskakel en then gaan daai Miesiekind net sommer runs right through julle ouens and scores the three under the pales. Lucky he will not needs to pass, want vat Thinus Delport oke have never actually seen a pass from Olivier before so he won’t expect one even if it come.
And vat are going to be vat, ek se nou vir you ouens. Werner Gerber and Goodthrow Engels will moer vat blerrie Tjarks souties in die skrum en ou Piet Spies are going to run right over vat oke wif the kroeskophaar. I are saw the Bulls practice sessie and they have even got a special plan for ou Spiesie – they can likes to give him magic handskoens wiff that superglue gom stuff for it to help hi vang the bal first.
En wat van ou Bernie Habanna? Ouens, even if it takes hands for the ruck and a knock-on what the ref aren’t spot, I have gotted a kief feeling vat our Habs are going to druk the Wendrie again this year, just like he did back in the Super 14 in 2006. And then that Cup are coming back to Pretoria and we are going to get stukkend drinking brannas out of that cup here by Loftus!
BULLE BULLE BULLE
Groete tot na die finaal
Piet Pienaar (Vrou have say I aren’t allowed to go for Durban anymore, so I can like to watch on TV from Tuine)Tweet