robdylan

Cup Final funnies


Written by Rob Otto (robdylan)

Posted in :Bulls, Currie Cup, Original Content, Sharks on 20 Oct 2008 at 14:31
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It’s that time of year again… the funnies are flying thick and fast.

I’ve collected a few of the ones I’ve received here. Please pass on any that I’ve missed.

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147 Comments

  • So from the last photo it safe to say Sharks love balls :?:

  • Comment 1, posted at 20.10.08 14:59:40 by Sauce Reply
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  • And just to clarify the first pic is of a bulls supporter on his way to the game.

  • Comment 2, posted at 20.10.08 15:24:43 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Where did you get the pic of the Blue Bull blogger girls? :wink:

  • Comment 3, posted at 20.10.08 15:25:42 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • I like the omo one the most and was the most groced out by the one just before that oh my gosh. :shock:

    @Sauce (Comment 1) : Um…I don’t think if you destroy something u love it? :neutral:

  • Comment 4, posted at 20.10.08 15:27:30 by Letgo Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 3) : Yeah, seriously that’s not cool, is that even real? I don’t understand people like that.

  • Comment 5, posted at 20.10.08 15:29:16 by Letgo Reply
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  • Jeez…I wouldn’t chew on those blue balls :roll:

  • Comment 6, posted at 20.10.08 15:29:50 by Pokkel Reply
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  • While we on the funnies:
    Sorry girls…
    Why do women fart more than men?
    Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

  • Comment 7, posted at 20.10.08 15:31:18 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @Letgo (Comment 4) : :D Just seeking clarity

  • Comment 8, posted at 20.10.08 15:32:25 by Sauce Reply
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  • @Pokkel (Comment 7) : Got the bloody joke all wrong. Should be : Why do men fart more than women….oops

  • Comment 9, posted at 20.10.08 15:35:14 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 2) : Please delete my blabbering :mrgreen:

  • Comment 10, posted at 20.10.08 15:37:08 by Pokkel Reply
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  • Where is the picture of the Bull eating Shark sushi? Did anybody get that. I deleted the one I was send…surprise surprise

  • Comment 11, posted at 20.10.08 15:39:51 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 3) :
    :shock: It seems they have eaten Ice, and a few others. I knew she shouldn’t have gone to that other site.

  • Comment 12, posted at 20.10.08 15:47:20 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • Hey!! I am ALIVE and well…NOBODY does anything to me without asking my permission… :wink:

  • Comment 13, posted at 20.10.08 15:56:49 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 12) :

    Geez Sammy…I am here now – talk to me! :lol:

  • Comment 14, posted at 20.10.08 16:10:23 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • Good to know your still around.
    Been quiete today?

  • Comment 15, posted at 20.10.08 16:18:32 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • Its been a Blue Monday…BUT NOTHING compared to the Black Saturday the Bulls are going to experience…*** :twisted: :twisted: ***

  • Comment 16, posted at 20.10.08 16:20:42 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 3) : is that one offside? :)

  • Comment 17, posted at 20.10.08 16:22:31 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • Have you managed to get tickets for the game yet?

  • Comment 18, posted at 20.10.08 16:24:13 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 18) :

    Nope..even if i did, I cannot go…kids school concert just before the game.. :evil:

  • Comment 19, posted at 20.10.08 16:26:08 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • Okay Guys and Girls…need to hit the very wet road…hopefully speak tomorrow!!

  • Comment 20, posted at 20.10.08 16:28:22 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • May I post some Sharkie ones also here? Can we post a picture or only a link?

    Ice I am looking for tickets?

  • Comment 21, posted at 20.10.08 16:28:53 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 21) :
    This is not my site but I would like to see some Sharkie ones – the more the better for me.
    I hope you can get some tickets, and very importantly, well done for your Boland team on Friday.

  • Comment 22, posted at 20.10.08 16:33:44 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 19) : Someone in Durbs organised a kids concert on the day of the CC final? :roll:

  • Comment 23, posted at 20.10.08 16:34:46 by Sauce Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 22) : Boland was great. Hope they can keep it up and funny tho that soem of their current players like Piet van Zyl & Demas may play for the Griffens next year. :wink:

    Anyway I just hope Rassie will plug at least a few from them. Think Elgar Watts & Marnus Hugo had good seasons. Marnus playing rugby on friday and cricket on saturday and scoring a biggie for Wellington in Boland Club Cricket.

    OK here is a few:

    This the real Brute beef on Durbs beach
    [img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/22/l_96e9cea7648b4cf49580a2b11d589329.jpg[/img]

    and the Sharks one
    [img]http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/52/l_6078a27191034dc6b93da2d055317a43.jpg[/img]

  • Comment 24, posted at 20.10.08 16:40:59 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 14) :

    Which one of those four is Bullsdaisy? :lol:

  • Comment 26, posted at 20.10.08 16:43:12 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 26) : :lol:

  • Comment 27, posted at 21.10.08 02:05:49 by bryce_in_oz Reply

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  • http://blog.ecr.co.za/breakfast/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/2-image001.jpg

    :mrgreen:

  • Comment 28, posted at 21.10.08 09:22:05 by Frisbee Reply

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  • @Frisbee (Comment 28) :

    I’ll post it here for everyone to see. :lol: :lol:

    Laughing stock

  • Comment 29, posted at 21.10.08 09:24:39 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 29) : Thanks Mr Shark :smile:

  • Comment 30, posted at 21.10.08 09:40:32 by Frisbee Reply

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  • Someone was telling me about one where the Bulls are all standing in a field, and there is a Shark lurking under the grass with a caption saying ‘Feeding Time!’. Anyone seen it?

  • Comment 31, posted at 21.10.08 10:13:27 by Frisbee Reply

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  • @Frisbee (Comment 31) :

    nope haven’t seen it.

  • Comment 32, posted at 21.10.08 10:18:03 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Two boys are playing cricket on a field in Durban when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his cricket bat and managed to wedge it down the dog’s collar and twist,luckily breaking the dog’s neck and stopping its attack. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

    “Young Sharks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, “he starts writing in his notebook.

    “But I’m not a Sharks fan,” the little hero replied.

    “Sorry, since we are in Durban, I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and starts again.

    “Western Province Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack …” he continued writing in his notebook.

    “I’m not a Western Province fan either!” the boy said.

    “I assumed everyone in Durban was either for the Sharks or Western Province.” “So what team DO you root for?” the reporter asked.

    “I’m a Blue Bulls fan!” the child beamed.

    The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

    “Little Bastard from Pretoria Kills Beloved Family Pet.”

  • Comment 33, posted at 21.10.08 10:58:02 by Thingfish Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 29) : Ooi why dont you post mine. :wink: :?:

  • Comment 34, posted at 21.10.08 11:01:14 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 34) : :grin:

    Not really suitable I’m afraid. :lol: :oops:

  • Comment 35, posted at 21.10.08 11:30:40 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 35) : Definitely…

    Steppin out for a few minutes… I emailed you something…
    Later…

  • Comment 36, posted at 21.10.08 13:21:20 by just blackshark Reply

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  • A Bulls rugby supporter is having a quiet drink in a bar, leans over to the big guy next to him and says: “Do you wanna hear a Sharks joke?” The big guy replies: “Well, mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m six feet tall, 105 kgs and I played rugby as a forward for the Sharks. The guy sitting next to me is 6″2″, weighs 115 kgs and he’s an ex Sharks lock. Next to him is a bloke who’s 6″5″, weighs 120kgs and he’s a current Sharks second rower. Now, do you still want to tell that Sharks joke?”

    The Bulls supporter says: “Nah, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”

    Are you lot going to open a U19 finals thread also? WeePee vs Sharks!

  • Comment 37, posted at 22.10.08 10:01:23 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 37) :

    That could be a good idea.

    I see all three the finals are being shown live.

  • Comment 38, posted at 22.10.08 10:03:20 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • My Boss may wonder why my meeting is taking so loooooooong on Saturday.

    11:45 – 13:55 MNET/SS1 Under 19: A-Section Final – Natal U/19 v WP U/19

    13:55 – 16:00 MNET/SS1 U21 A-Section Final – Blue Bulls U/21 v FS U/21

    16:00 – 19:00 MNET/SS1 Currie Cup: Final – Sharks v Blue Bulls

    19:00 – 19:30 MNET/SS1 Springbok Squad Announcement

  • Comment 39, posted at 22.10.08 10:07:12 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Yep pretty exciting and cant wait. The U19s starting at 11h45. Put up the thread and I’ll add the news as they arrive on the U19s. Already saw Daniller WeePee capt is out and Johann Sadie will captain them. From WeePee site. I do know a lot about the WeePee Gimmies and will be great to give you all the info you want about them.

    Bit of thread but I wanted to register on Walters Leeu site but cant for some reason. Pretty interesting stuff on his site.

  • Comment 40, posted at 22.10.08 10:09:48 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • Wat het geword van PJLD & Chainsaw? :roll:

  • Comment 41, posted at 22.10.08 10:11:22 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 39) : Might as well sleep at the Shark-Tank on Friday…and have breakfast there…

  • Comment 42, posted at 22.10.08 10:13:06 by just blackshark Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 40) :

    DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you do the U/19 commentary for us You will be my Hero.

  • Comment 43, posted at 22.10.08 10:13:58 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @just blackshark (Comment 42) :

    I hope you meant YOU, because I am not allowed to attend any Sharks Finals. :sad:

    :wink:

  • Comment 44, posted at 22.10.08 10:16:10 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 43) : You mean the live commentary on sat morning? :?:

  • Comment 45, posted at 22.10.08 10:18:45 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 44) : Eh…yes I meant ME !!! :mrgreen:

  • Comment 46, posted at 22.10.08 10:20:21 by just blackshark Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 45) :

    Yip! ……..

  • Comment 47, posted at 22.10.08 10:21:19 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 47) : I am pretty pathetic with the live one and get all excited running between TV and Laptop.

    Will see how it go on saturday morning with the time. Usually thats my garden & outdoor time and full of sweat and mud. :oops:

  • Comment 48, posted at 22.10.08 10:31:05 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • My favorite is the OMO one, I just had to send it to certain people. I really don’t like the one of the ladies in blue. But let’s get something straight, yes, it’s because I’m a BIG girl myself. We all have our reasons and it doesn’t make us less human. But I will NEVER let myself be photographed like that. I need to look at my body the way it is nobody else needs too.

  • Comment 49, posted at 22.10.08 10:34:47 by Nita Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 48) :

    You can exchange it and do the garden in the aftenoon, After all why would you want to watch the CC Final? :wink:

  • Comment 50, posted at 22.10.08 10:35:10 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Nita (Comment 49) : Nita its not about the size, its about the colour of the blood that matters. :idea: As long as they keep on produce rugby fatties for the Bokke I wont care! :grin:

  • Comment 51, posted at 22.10.08 10:41:08 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 51) : Did you hear anything about Paul Delport and Corne Uys moving to the cheaters?
    Or is it just a rumour?

  • Comment 52, posted at 22.10.08 10:47:06 by PJLD Reply
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  • Thanks PaarlBok, and mine is and will always be black.

  • Comment 53, posted at 22.10.08 10:49:43 by Nita Reply

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  • I’ve got another cartoon. How do I send it to Rob?

  • Comment 54, posted at 22.10.08 10:50:51 by Nita Reply

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  • @Nita (Comment 54) :

    yes please. If it is a link to a cartoon you can post it here and I can post it for you.

  • Comment 55, posted at 22.10.08 10:55:21 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Nita (Comment 54) :

    Sorry thought you said WHO. :oops:

    The email addresses are all here.
    http://www.sharksworld.co.za/contact-us/

  • Comment 56, posted at 22.10.08 10:56:36 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @PJLD (Comment 52) : First word I hear. I wont be surprise if Delport moves but wont be happy with Uys. We need midfielders like him. :cry: 9s a plenty with Marnus Hugo now playing top class, Duvenhage and hopefull Hoffmann back next year.

    Was last night at Paarl Gims price giving in their festival year, what a event and evening. That sport honours was really something great. They start to built a hockey astro (long due for Paarl) on 1 October, so look out for the boere on the hockey field within a year or two. The Dutchmen will beat the Souties in their own game over a year or two.

    Look like only Schoonbee gone to the Sharks but maybe we’ll get Johan Kapps lock son from Kwaggas.

  • Comment 57, posted at 22.10.08 10:57:09 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • BlackShark

    You tried to post a link that went all screwy and got caught by the spam software. Email the link to me and I will post it for you.

  • Comment 58, posted at 22.10.08 11:01:02 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 59) : Yeah I saw that… :mad:

    http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=tzkzjcotabo&thumb=4

  • Comment 59, posted at 22.10.08 11:02:51 by just blackshark Reply

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  • From BS

    Shark Attack

  • Comment 60, posted at 22.10.08 11:03:29 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • I don’t have a link but I mailed the cartoon to Rob.

  • Comment 61, posted at 22.10.08 11:08:20 by Nita Reply

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  • @Nita (Comment 61) :

    cool

  • Comment 62, posted at 22.10.08 11:09:35 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • So did I…and NONE of mine is on here… :evil:

  • Comment 63, posted at 22.10.08 11:13:22 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    Just read a beeld opskrif:…”Victor se Holkol al groter”

    Better get the vaseline, Vic! :oops: :twisted: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 64, posted at 22.10.08 11:15:28 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 62) : Hi KSA . Just send you a picture if you want to place it. Pity this one is not Sharks friendly

  • Comment 65, posted at 22.10.08 11:18:28 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 63) :

    Email to Rob? or Posted a link?

    Rob is super Busy trying to pass his tests at the moment, so they may still be in his inbox.

    Post the link and I will sort it if you have a link.

  • Comment 66, posted at 22.10.08 11:19:48 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Hi Ice. :evil: :lol:

  • Comment 67, posted at 22.10.08 11:20:04 by Nita Reply

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  • @Pokkel (Comment 65) :

    No worries we don’t mind abuse :wink:

    I can’t place pics. I can only place the images to which you have links.

  • Comment 68, posted at 22.10.08 11:20:52 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Nita (Comment 67) :

    Hey Nietsie!!! Lekker om jou vir slag hier te sien!! Kan nie wag tot Saterdagnie!! :grin:

    @KSA Shark © (Comment 66) :

    Mailed it…ek weet nie van links nie…dis ‘n mail attachment.. :oops:

  • Comment 69, posted at 22.10.08 11:24:48 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • Let’s try this

    Sushi

  • Comment 70, posted at 22.10.08 11:25:02 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=9827e1fb98&view=att&th=11d233ea8194fa7d&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw

    Kyk of dit werk…

  • Comment 71, posted at 22.10.08 11:26:03 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • Okay Mail Me any pics you have and I can get them posted :cool:

  • Comment 72, posted at 22.10.08 11:26:08 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 72) :

    whereto?

  • Comment 73, posted at 22.10.08 11:28:26 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • Ice: Soos ek nou-nou geseg het, ek kom lees baie maar ek se net so min. Ek kan ook nie wag vir Saterdag nie, ek hoop dit gaan nie te hard reen nie.

  • Comment 74, posted at 22.10.08 11:31:00 by Nita Reply

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  • From Nita

    Blue

  • Comment 75, posted at 22.10.08 11:34:11 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 73) :

    to my email address. :roll:

    http://www.sharksworld.co.za/contact-us/

  • Comment 76, posted at 22.10.08 11:35:22 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 71) :

    Nope afraid not.

  • Comment 77, posted at 22.10.08 11:38:18 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 76) :

    Mannetjie! Lekker windgat – seker omdat jy so ver is… :mrgreen:

    (en hier dog ek jy gaan vir my jou peronal mail gee.. :wink: )

  • Comment 78, posted at 22.10.08 11:39:18 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 78) :

    :mrgreen:

  • Comment 79, posted at 22.10.08 11:40:25 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • There are quite a few good ones here, my favourite is the singing asshole with the biking bobbejaan a close second.

  • Comment 80, posted at 22.10.08 11:43:02 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Okay I am off for a bit, will post any new pics when I get back in about 45min

  • Comment 81, posted at 22.10.08 11:46:25 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Find a few Brute oldies:
    How do you put a cork back in a champagne bottle?

    Ask any Sharks supporter after the 2007 S14 final.

  • Comment 82, posted at 22.10.08 14:12:20 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • What do you call a Sharks supporter walking around with a bottle of
    champagne after the game on Saturday?

    A waiter!

  • Comment 83, posted at 22.10.08 14:12:43 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • Woman : Oh James. Last night was wonderful… but I have something to tell you – I used to be a hooker…
    Man : Whoa…Wow. Thank you for your honesty. But the past is the past. It doesn’t matter what you did. In fact I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it.
    Woman : Erm… OK. My name was John and I played for the Sharks.

  • Comment 84, posted at 22.10.08 14:13:15 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • PB, :lol:

  • Comment 85, posted at 22.10.08 14:26:39 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 84) : :shock: “We are not amused”

  • Comment 86, posted at 22.10.08 14:40:01 by Me2 Reply

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  • Come on Sharks supporters, give me some Brute bashing ones here. :roll:

  • Comment 87, posted at 22.10.08 14:43:16 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 87) :

    PB…those initails might just stand for something else just now! :twisted:

  • Comment 88, posted at 22.10.08 14:46:55 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 88) : peanut butter?

  • Comment 89, posted at 22.10.08 14:48:40 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • @robdylan (Go Sharks!) (Comment 89) :

    :mrgreen: ja….. :roll:

  • Comment 90, posted at 22.10.08 14:54:48 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 90) : I see.

    So what’s up, guys?

  • Comment 91, posted at 22.10.08 15:05:32 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • @robdylan (Go Sharks!) (Comment 91) :

    Nothing Much Robbo…this place is WAY to quiet for my liking!!! :sad:

    Wheres the people???

    BTW – sorry Rob – how did the exam go?

  • Comment 92, posted at 22.10.08 15:07:09 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 48) :

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Running between the TV and the Laptop…??? You know you can actually put it on your LAP while watching TV, ….dont you?? :twisted:

  • Comment 93, posted at 22.10.08 15:10:10 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 93) : :lol: :mrgreen: :lol: CLASSIC !!!

  • Comment 94, posted at 22.10.08 15:25:46 by just blackshark Reply

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  • @just blackshark (Comment 94) :

    Why you so scarce??

  • Comment 95, posted at 22.10.08 15:30:32 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 93) : Sorry sussie, me sitting with a laptop on my lap while watching rugby, just one mistake from the ref and I throw it at the TV and that may cause one huge ontploffing. Safer to have a beer or empty tin in hand. :cool:

  • Comment 96, posted at 22.10.08 15:31:38 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 92) : I think it was ok… pretty hard to tell, because I don’t know what the standard is

  • Comment 97, posted at 22.10.08 15:34:55 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 96) :

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Okay…ek sien jou punt! :lol:

  • Comment 98, posted at 22.10.08 15:45:21 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @robdylan (Go Sharks!) (Comment 97) :

    You’ll be fine, Soutie :wink:

  • Comment 99, posted at 22.10.08 15:45:45 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @robdylan (Go Sharks!) (Comment 97) :

    I think as long as you don’t speak sub-continent English you will be fine.

  • Comment 100, posted at 22.10.08 15:50:10 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 99) : got myself into a knot… needed to describe a piece of clothing I’d recently bought. Picked “black work shoes”, then realised there isn’t really much you can say about black work shoes… certainly not enough to fill 30 seconds! :mrgreen:

  • Comment 101, posted at 22.10.08 15:51:34 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • @robdylan (Go Sharks!) (Comment 97) : What did this test involve? I gather it was your ‘English’ test?

  • Comment 102, posted at 22.10.08 15:52:30 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 102) : correct. This one was speaking and writing… the speaking part is a bit nerve-wracking, because you get no immediate feedback. It’s just you talking to a computer

  • Comment 103, posted at 22.10.08 16:05:35 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • Rob 101 …unless you are a WP supporter :wink:

  • Comment 104, posted at 22.10.08 16:06:21 by just blackshark (dead bull gives you mince) Reply

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  • @robdylan (Go Sharks!) (Comment 103) :

    Sort of like doing a podcast? :smile:

  • Comment 105, posted at 22.10.08 16:09:41 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @robdylan (Go Sharks!) (Comment 103) :

  • Comment 106, posted at 22.10.08 16:12:51 by McLovin Reply

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  • @robdylan (Go Sharks!) (Comment 103) : Sounds like a bit of a palawa. All I had to do was take a 20 question multiple choice test. :cool:

  • Comment 107, posted at 22.10.08 16:14:23 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 106) :
    Is that a “no immediate feedback” comment? :razz:

  • Comment 108, posted at 22.10.08 16:14:26 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 108) : :lol: not sure what happened there. PC took on a life of it’s own. :wink:

  • Comment 109, posted at 22.10.08 16:19:23 by McLovin Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 105) : exactly like that :) Except you don’t get to listen and re-record afterwards :)

    @McLovin (Comment 107) : Life in the UK? I’m still a long way away from that one

  • Comment 110, posted at 22.10.08 16:19:49 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • Man….I am just being reminded again and again why I will never like the Bulls…unfortunately its a couple of its supporters that makes you dislike all… :roll:

  • Comment 111, posted at 22.10.08 16:21:49 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @robdylan (Go Sharks!) (Comment 110) : Think that was it.

  • Comment 112, posted at 22.10.08 16:21:51 by McLovin Reply

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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 111) :

    And especially bull cows…like bulldoser et al.. :mrgreen:

  • Comment 113, posted at 22.10.08 16:22:38 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 111) : only a couple? I reckon more like 95% :mrgreen:

  • Comment 114, posted at 22.10.08 16:41:58 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • thanks to ice for the 2009 Sharks Logo :)

  • Comment 115, posted at 23.10.08 13:21:41 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • Hey rob I sent KSA a few yesterday – do you know whether he got them because they aint here. Maybe its because they are in favour of the blue ones. None the less I’ve got some Shark funnies – to whom do I send them?

  • Comment 116, posted at 23.10.08 13:40:24 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 116) : [email protected]

  • Comment 117, posted at 23.10.08 13:45:13 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • Man its friday. A bit sad but thought I’ll give you a bit of a bull joke to cheer us up. By the way I see todays relegation matches are on TV, so we’ll get a bit of a hunger feeder.

    OU KOOS From Pretoria

    Koos and Japie from Pretoria were in Durban for the Currie Cup Final when
    they suddenly spotted this sign on a shop window:
    Suits R20–00 each
    Shirts R10–00 each
    Trousers R8–00 per pair

    Koos says to his pal. ‘Hey Japie, check at that!
    Bliksem, we could buy a whole load of those clothes… then when we get back we could resell them and make us a moerse fortune!’

    ‘Now listen boet, when we go into the shop you keep your big mouth shut,hey! Just you let me do all the talking and wheeling and dealing stuff, because if they hear your PRETORIA accent, they might try to rip us off. I’ll be giving them my best Durban accent so they think we’re locals.’

    They go in and Koos says, ‘Excuse me sir, I’ll take 50 of your finest suits at R20 each, plus 100 shirts at R10 each, and 50 pairs of your trousers at just R8 each. I will be paying in cash, and taking those items with me today, if you don’t mind.’

    The owner of the shop interrupts, ‘You from PRETORIA, right?’

    ‘Err….ja’ says Koos, ‘how do you know?’

    The owner says, ‘This is a dry-cleaner, you d**s!’

  • Comment 118, posted at 24.10.08 10:39:37 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • OK heres the times. Dont know if it has been posted.
    15:55 – 17:55 CSN/SS1 ABSA Currie Cup: Griffons v Boland

    17:55 – 20:00 CSN/SS1 ABSA Currie Cup: Leopards v Valke

    Waiting for the U19 &21s thread?

  • Comment 119, posted at 24.10.08 10:45:55 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • Oh and I find the sharks new CC logo for 2009.

    http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc309/PaarlBok/Natal-Sharks2009Logo.jpg

  • Comment 120, posted at 24.10.08 10:48:45 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 120) : or you could scroll up :)

  • Comment 121, posted at 24.10.08 10:49:41 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 120) : Oops see its already been done. Must be the age. :oops:

  • Comment 122, posted at 24.10.08 10:50:29 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 119) : we’ll get them up – no worries

  • Comment 123, posted at 24.10.08 11:05:26 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • This from Keo.

    ‘n Vrou tatoeer John Smit in haar een lies en Juan Smith in die ander. Sy vra haar man of hy hulle herken. “Nee”, se hy, “maar die een in die middel lyk nogals soos Luke Watson.

  • Comment 124, posted at 24.10.08 11:07:15 by McLovin Reply

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  • Johnny went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like smart kids.
    The game warden ordered Johnny to show his hunting license, and Johnny pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin’ license, boy?”

    Then Johnny reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.

    The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said “This ain’t Quebec duck. This duck’s from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?”

    Johnny reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.

    The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t Manitoba duck. This duck is from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin’ license?”

    Again the kid reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at Johnny “Just where the hell are you from?”

    Johnny smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,

    “You tell me, you’re the expert…”

  • Comment 125, posted at 24.10.08 12:27:55 by McLovin Reply

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  • Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
    “You’re not allowed to pee in the pool,” said the lifeguard. “I’m going to report you.”

    “But everyone pees in the pool,” said Little Johnny.

    “Maybe,” said the lifeguard, “but not from the diving board!”

  • Comment 126, posted at 24.10.08 12:29:50 by McLovin Reply

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  • @robdylan (Go Sharks!) (Comment 123) :
    Did you get mine?

  • Comment 127, posted at 24.10.08 12:33:28 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @McLovin (Comment 125) : man – I loved that one!

  • Comment 128, posted at 24.10.08 12:33:55 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 127) : yeah, but I’m too superstitious to put up the pro-Bulls ones :)

  • Comment 129, posted at 24.10.08 12:34:32 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
    The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

    He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

    “Just water,” says the priest.

    The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

    The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

  • Comment 130, posted at 24.10.08 12:35:40 by McLovin Reply

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  • Dear Dr. Ruth,

    I am a crack dealer in Kempton Park, Gauteng. I was recently diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Hillbrow and one of my sisters, who lives in Benoni, is married to a transvestite.

    My father and mother were recently arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Brakpan. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Leeukop Central Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

    I recently got engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Yeoville. She is now a part time ‘working girl’. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a ‘BULLS’ supporter?

    Signed,

    Worried About My Reputation

  • Comment 131, posted at 24.10.08 13:02:33 by HAAI-BO Reply

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  • Zen Guide To Life

    Some good advice on how to live our lives: Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f—off and leave me alone.

  • Comment 132, posted at 24.10.08 13:06:01 by McLovin Reply

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  • Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
    Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Little Johnny?”

    “My goldfish died,” replied Little Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”

    The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

    As Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth he then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”

  • Comment 133, posted at 24.10.08 13:09:09 by McLovin Reply

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  • A young guy bought himself a shiny new motorcycle covered with nickels and bright chrome. He asked the salesman, “What can I do to protect it from rust?”
    The salesman replied, “when it starts to rain, immediately put petroleum jelly on all the shiny parts.”

    Soon after, his girlfriend invited him for a big family gathering at her parent’s house. On the day of the event, he parked his new motorcycle outside and went in to see that there were over 80 guests at the table.

    The girl’s father explained to him that “in our house, there is a custom; the one who says the first word after the food has to wash all the dishes.”

    The moment everyone finished eating, there was complete silence. For two hours no one said a word. Finally, the boy had enough; he moved some dishes aside, laid his girlfriend on the table and banged her in front of everyone.

    No one said a word. Another half hour passes, the boy takes the girl’s mother and does the same thing to her. Again, no one dares to speak.

    Suddenly it begins to rain so the boy pulls out the petroleum jelly out of his pocket. Seeing that, the girl’s father said: “You won, I’ll do the dishes.”

  • Comment 134, posted at 24.10.08 13:44:51 by McLovin Reply

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  • A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her inner
    thigh. Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo, and in that
    location. She responds ‘It’s really cool. If you put your ear up against
    it, you can smell the ocean.’

  • Comment 135, posted at 24.10.08 13:52:50 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
    So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: “I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.”

  • Comment 136, posted at 24.10.08 13:53:25 by McLovin Reply

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  • An SARS (reciever of revenue) appointed representative stopped at a farm in the platteland and talked with an old Afrikaans farmer.

    “I am Thabo Ndhlovu from the Department of SARS and I need to inspect your farm.”

    “Ja meneer, of course, maar asseblief . . . just stay out of that field over there.”

    “Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any land. No questions asked or answered. This is the new South Africa.

    Have I made myself clear? Do-you-un-der-stand?”

    “Ja! Toe maar.” nodded the old farmer politely as he went about his farm chores.

    Inevitably, a little later, the old farmer heard the loud screams he’d anticipated and saw the SARS Representative running for the fence in the field close by, and equally inevitable, not too far behind was the farmer’s huge prize Afrikaner bull, gaining on the terrified SARS Representative with every step.

    Of course the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted encouragement to the SARS Representative . . .

    “Your card! Your card, meneer! Show him your card!”

  • Comment 137, posted at 24.10.08 13:54:14 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • You race goers will love this one!!!

    A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men’s toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.

    As she lifted one, she couldn’t help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, ‘You must be in year four.’

    ‘No, madam,’ he replied. ‘I’m riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.’

  • Comment 138, posted at 24.10.08 13:55:04 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said,“honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.”

    She thought about it for a moment and proclaimed “out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick ”

  • Comment 139, posted at 24.10.08 13:56:04 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • you guys are filthy! :)

  • Comment 140, posted at 24.10.08 14:09:11 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 139) : That is quality

  • Comment 141, posted at 24.10.08 14:25:47 by PJLD Reply
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  • Have to bright up for our WeePee lot. :cool: :idea:

  • Comment 142, posted at 24.10.08 14:30:14 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @PJLD (Comment 141) : yeah – one to remember for the future… just in case :)

  • Comment 143, posted at 24.10.08 14:30:24 by robdylan (Go Sharks!) Reply
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  • Ice is gone, so we just aswel gooi hulle. :grin:

  • Comment 144, posted at 24.10.08 14:31:18 by PaarlBok Reply

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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 142) : you are a good man

  • Comment 145, posted at 24.10.08 14:32:18 by PJLD Reply
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  • A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese
    Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the
    next collection of soiled clothes: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!” She got the
    clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so
    the following week she enclosed another note: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”

    The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry
    was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: “I USE PLENTY SOAP ON
    PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!”

  • Comment 146, posted at 24.10.08 14:32:57 by PJLD Reply
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  • A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.

    Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, “Did you see me rob this bank?”
    The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.”
    The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
    He then turned to a colored couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you see me rob this bank?”
    The man replied, “Nay meneer ekke hettie gasien nie, maar my vrou het!”

  • Comment 147, posted at 24.10.08 15:04:27 by PaarlBok Reply

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