Pienaar die Blou Bul

Blerrie Tjarks en Snor!


Written by Piet Pienaar (Pienaar die Blou Bul)

Posted in :Bulls, Currie Cup, Original Content on 27 Oct 2008 at 13:14
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Ouens, ve kak fing about vat blerrie blood alkol test are vat vey aren’t take for account ve fact vat some of us jus sommer have a natural high tolerance for brannewyn! Ek sweer vir that officers of die wet that I are fine to drive my champ after 4.5 litres of Klippies, maar die blerrie skermunkels goes and frow me alweer by die tronk!

While I are lying vere by vat sel, I are having some diep foughts about vat blerrie Kurriebeker finaal, what are won in dubious circumstances by vat blerrie Haaie. Ek sweer, vat team are represent alles wat are korrup en kak in vis land, maar vat are a storie vir n annerdag. Maar I are sommer ve moer in wif vat blerrie Kaplan what are not giving our Lliefling enough penalties by a easier position. It can’t like to be fair to expects for him to skop them from far away at his young age.

En wat van daai John Diesel ouen? Ag nee man, it are not fair vat vey are copy our idea of playing a cyborg man-masjien from outer space in ver rugbyspan. Even our Piet Spiere Spies are not looking vat hot anymore when vat Tjarks ouen are running for him – miskien are we need to invest in a oil change?

But for me, ve biggest disappointment of all are vat Snor poephol what are announce yet another so-call Springbokspan wiffout enough of vat BULLEMANNE in him. Where are Leifling, Frans Steyn, Diedrick Koen and my ou gunsteling, Meisikind Oosthuizen? I are at a loss for words, but nou ja, vat are sommer how it go.

Tot volgende jaar – BULLE SUPER 12 KAMPIEONE!

Groetnis

Piet Pienaar



29 Comments

  • BULLE SUPER 12 KAMPIEONE!
    jy bedoel super 14 sampioene

  • Comment 1, posted at 27.10.08 13:32:14 by try time Reply
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  • Hard luck, pieNAAR!!! :twisted:

  • Comment 2, posted at 27.10.08 13:39:16 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • Sorry man Piet.
    It looks like the cops found some bloed in jou brannewyn!

    Oh and our Cyborg is better than yours…and it doesn’t CRY! :mrgreen:

  • Comment 3, posted at 27.10.08 13:44:50 by just blackshark Reply

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  • Hey Piet.

    I read that Speis was the best player on the field and that he owned Kankowski.

    I presume that was not you making that comment? Or was they before the klippies drained out of your system?

  • Comment 4, posted at 27.10.08 13:52:45 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @just blackshark (Comment 3) :

    There is speculation that Piet was actually arrested for having somehow contaminated the Klippies in his veins rather than being under the influence. :razz:

  • Comment 5, posted at 27.10.08 13:54:40 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 5) : Exactly… :smile:

  • Comment 6, posted at 27.10.08 13:58:03 by just blackshark Reply

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  • the bulls motm was fourie du preez. without him the bulls would have been thrashed. he ended doing his and zane kirchners work. matfield was average. i felt the sharks kept the bulls in the game rather than bulls playing well.

  • Comment 7, posted at 27.10.08 13:58:48 by try time Reply

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  • @try time (Comment 7) :

    TT…is it custom to read out both teams players names before the game? Bulls unhappy because their teams names were not read out … :roll:

  • Comment 8, posted at 27.10.08 14:03:54 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • the oppositions names are never read out before the game. that is how it has always been. who cares what their names are?

  • Comment 9, posted at 27.10.08 14:11:42 by try time Reply

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  • Thats what I thought.. :twisted:

  • Comment 10, posted at 27.10.08 14:13:09 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin: From last to nr 21 on the fantasy log!! I am STOKED! :cool:

  • Comment 11, posted at 27.10.08 14:17:12 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 11) :

    yeah if there was an award for the most places climbed, I am sure you would be a shoo in for that.

  • Comment 12, posted at 27.10.08 14:20:06 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • BREAKING NEWS !!!!!
    there was a strange unexplained happening in south africa simmilar to th X men movies it seems that all the bull supporters were swallowed in by mother earth, they wanted to start searching for them but after a frantic 30 second search it was decided that there was not anybody that really cared about the missing people

  • Comment 13, posted at 27.10.08 14:22:00 by barend Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 12) :

    Now whats wronk wit ze peeple who runz tis show….get big mamma a prize!!! :twisted:

  • Comment 14, posted at 27.10.08 14:24:35 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 14) :

    We are saving the BIG prize for the next competition…………….

  • Comment 15, posted at 27.10.08 14:27:10 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 15) :

    Issie fair nie… :sad: :wink:

  • Comment 16, posted at 27.10.08 14:27:57 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 15) : 5th on SB and 6th on FL…not too bad…currently 3rd on the GP…

    Bring on the next competition… :smile:

  • Comment 17, posted at 27.10.08 14:34:31 by just blackshark Reply

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  • @barend (Comment 13) :

    Looked like it after the match. :mrgreen:

    Breyton and the other interviewer couldn’t find any Bulls fans to interview. :lol:

  • Comment 18, posted at 27.10.08 14:34:47 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 16) : :mrgreen:

  • Comment 19, posted at 27.10.08 14:35:06 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @just blackshark (Comment 17) :

    next comp is going to be Brand new to SA and even easier than the No Maintenance FL.

    And the prize will be awesome.

  • Comment 20, posted at 27.10.08 14:37:57 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 20) :

    NOU gaan daar pryse wees want almal het my team gesien… :roll: :mrgreen:

    FJ! ELN! :twisted:

  • Comment 21, posted at 27.10.08 14:58:50 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 21) : you see? We DO represent everything that is corrupt and kak! :)

  • Comment 22, posted at 27.10.08 15:04:14 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
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  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 22) :

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Fitting in nicely! For sure! You know Rob, there is always time to change your views around, I am a very forgiving person…if you give the prize, I might forget this convo EVER happened… :wink:

  • Comment 23, posted at 27.10.08 15:07:27 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • Just got sent this. Not sure how true. :wink:

    Dit was Sondag nagmaal in die kerk. Toe die dominee vra of iemand oorgeslaan is met die beker, toe steek al die Bulls spelers hulle hande op. :mrgreen:

  • Comment 24, posted at 27.10.08 15:14:11 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 24) :

    LOL!!

  • Comment 25, posted at 27.10.08 15:16:22 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 23) : how about a hug? Would that do as a prize?

  • Comment 26, posted at 27.10.08 15:20:00 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
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  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 26) :

    Cheapskate! :evil:

  • Comment 27, posted at 27.10.08 15:21:15 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 27) : hey now… Caitlin love my hugs :)

  • Comment 28, posted at 27.10.08 15:24:12 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
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  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 28) :

    i am not your daughter….and I am scared your wife might blixem me…so…it must be something else! :mrgreen:

  • Comment 29, posted at 27.10.08 15:32:55 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
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