Ouens, ve kak fing about vat blerrie blood alkol test are vat vey aren’t take for account ve fact vat some of us jus sommer have a natural high tolerance for brannewyn! Ek sweer vir that officers of die wet that I are fine to drive my champ after 4.5 litres of Klippies, maar die blerrie skermunkels goes and frow me alweer by die tronk!
While I are lying vere by vat sel, I are having some diep foughts about vat blerrie Kurriebeker finaal, what are won in dubious circumstances by vat blerrie Haaie. Ek sweer, vat team are represent alles wat are korrup en kak in vis land, maar vat are a storie vir n annerdag. Maar I are sommer ve moer in wif vat blerrie Kaplan what are not giving our Lliefling enough penalties by a easier position. It can’t like to be fair to expects for him to skop them from far away at his young age.
En wat van daai John Diesel ouen? Ag nee man, it are not fair vat vey are copy our idea of playing a cyborg man-masjien from outer space in ver rugbyspan. Even our Piet Spiere Spies are not looking vat hot anymore when vat Tjarks ouen are running for him – miskien are we need to invest in a oil change?
But for me, ve biggest disappointment of all are vat Snor poephol what are announce yet another so-call Springbokspan wiffout enough of vat BULLEMANNE in him. Where are Leifling, Frans Steyn, Diedrick Koen and my ou gunsteling, Meisikind Oosthuizen? I are at a loss for words, but nou ja, vat are sommer how it go.
Tot volgende jaar – BULLE SUPER 12 KAMPIEONE!