robdylan

The Fattmann singeth


Written by Rob Otto (robdylan)

Posted in :Original Content on 30 Oct 2008 at 10:53
Tagged with : , ,

Chaps (and chapettes) – the inaugural Sharksworld Fantasy League Competition has come to an end, after 18 gruelling weeks of Currie Cup rugby. We are proud to report that Fattmann has emerged as the overall winner. Congrats, Fattmann, you win a 2009 Sharks Super 14 jersey, signed by the entire squad!

We’ll get your prize to you early in the new year, once all the Sharks have returned from their holidays, Bok tours and the like.

Early season frontrunner sexkitten was really unlucky, losing out by a scant 4.75 points in the final analysis. She came in second, with our favourite old-timer Silver Fox in third place. Here is the complete top ten:

  1. Fattmann 798.75
  2. sexkitten 794
  3. Silver Fox 786
  4. mbayshark 780.5
  5. Ollie 762.5
  6. just blackshark 762
  7. bstott 755.75
  8. walter van transvaal.co.za 750.75
  9. flop 732
  10. Sharksmad – The Blog’s Dudette 712.5

It’s pretty good to see two of our contributors made the top 10. Well done, Blacksharks and Walter. Putting together a leaderboard of all of us writers, one can easily see which of us actually know their rugby. Sauce – you were stone last, boet… pull up your socks!

  1. just blackshark 6
  2. walter van transvaal.co.za 8
  3. robdylan (CC Champ ’08) 17
  4. Big Fish 23
  5. Le Req 26
  6. Agent Orange 34
  7. KSA Shark © 36
  8. wpw 40
  9. MorneN 42
  10. Sauce 48

Looking at the Most Valuable Players over the course of the season, well done to Morne Steyn, who saw off a strong challenge from Earl Rose to emerge with the title. Here is the top 5:

  1. Morne Steyn 73.5
  2. Earl Rose 63.25
  3. Johann Muller 52
  4. Wikus van Heerden 50
  5. Keegan Daniel 42

Look out for a later post with some more detailed stats and start getting your thinking caps on. We need some serious suggestions about how we can improve this competition in time for the 2009 Super 14.

Thanks for playing and well done to you all.



54 Comments

  • congrats, Fattmann! And he did it with NO TRADES as well!

  • Comment 1, posted at 30.10.08 10:55:16 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    robdylanHead Coach
     
  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 1) :

    Well done!…now start watching out for the Ice Queen… :twisted:

  • Comment 2, posted at 30.10.08 11:05:49 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • Rob…is Sexkitten not a partnership??

    Well done Maddie as well… :wink:

  • Comment 3, posted at 30.10.08 11:08:49 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • Thankx guys the jersey will look great I will get it framed and hang along with my other memorabilia Hoping to make the uk for the pom game wanted wales but no tour packages unless u guys know of any

  • Comment 4, posted at 30.10.08 11:15:37 by Fattmann Reply
    Competition Winner
    FattmannCurrie Cup player
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 3) : no – sexkitten’s hubby came 9th.

  • Comment 5, posted at 30.10.08 11:15:51 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    robdylanHead Coach
     
  • sorry Icey – that was just waaaay too off topic for my liking ;)

  • Comment 6, posted at 30.10.08 11:16:54 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    robdylanHead Coach
     
  • @ice comment 4
    sorry dont understand afrikaans did not grow up here

  • Comment 7, posted at 30.10.08 11:17:40 by Fattmann Reply
    Competition Winner
    FattmannCurrie Cup player
     
  • Big ups to the Sharksworld team for the competition and the great prizes that were on offer….contributed to making the CC exciting.

    Congrats to fattmann, sexkitten and Silver Fox…and the rest of the top 10.

    @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 2) : We came back strongly in the final rounds I’cey…

  • Comment 8, posted at 30.10.08 11:24:49 by just blackshark Reply

    blackshark - I'm back!Super Rugby player
     
  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 7) :

    I was wanting to ask you to put a Thread up every now and then for “useless” news which, someone like me find very amusing… :wink:

  • Comment 9, posted at 30.10.08 11:34:08 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • See Rose @ 2… :mrgreen:

  • Comment 10, posted at 30.10.08 11:34:59 by Charlie Reply

    CharlieSuper Rugby player
     
  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 6) :

    SexKitten and FLOP??? LMAO!!! What a combination! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 11, posted at 30.10.08 11:35:27 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Fattmann (Comment 8) :

    Its an off the topic article which I found very weird…no worries! Congrats! Sure you understand THAT! :wink:

  • Comment 12, posted at 30.10.08 11:42:38 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • Not sure where to post this….but here goes…Plumtree and Terblanche was chosen CC coach and player of the month of Oct, respectively… :lol:

  • Comment 13, posted at 30.10.08 11:46:16 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • I think the post numbers are a bit screwed… :???:

  • Comment 14, posted at 30.10.08 11:47:55 by just blackshark Reply

    blackshark - I'm back!Super Rugby player
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 13) : How many Coach of The Month things did Plum get ?

  • Comment 15, posted at 30.10.08 11:48:53 by just blackshark Reply

    blackshark - I'm back!Super Rugby player
     
  • @just blackshark (Comment 9) :

    We sure did!! Maybe we should team up next time….I came in FLYING…that’s how I use to run my races at school as well…keep it calm in the beginning and when everyone is flou at the end…I’d dig out theat last bit of power and sprint straight to the finish line – always use to get HUGE applause for this…. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: (I am a show-off…what can I say!

    BUT…only diffs is – I usually ended up firts in my races…here I started my sprint maybe a liiiitttlllleee bit late…did not even get an applause.. :roll: :wink:

  • Comment 16, posted at 30.10.08 11:49:00 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @just blackshark (Comment 16) :

    Not sure BS…was it not only 2?

  • Comment 17, posted at 30.10.08 11:54:12 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @just blackshark (Comment 14) : it happen sometimes :)

  • Comment 18, posted at 30.10.08 11:56:52 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    robdylanHead Coach
     
  • @ ice
    thanks and a round of applause for you

  • Comment 19, posted at 30.10.08 12:06:27 by Fattmann Reply
    Competition Winner
    FattmannCurrie Cup player
     
  • I only wear sandal’s brew, thats why i did so badly.

    Looking at my squad i seemed to have picked everyone who didn’t play or fscked off overseas….i blame the Sharks bias of this site for my poor showing or i am trying to hard to mirror my teams performances….you choose

    :razz:

  • Comment 20, posted at 30.10.08 12:19:41 by Sauce Reply
    Author
    Worcestershire SauceCurrie Cup player
     
  • @Sauce (Comment 21) :

    And to think I was even behind Sous at one stage… :oops:

  • Comment 21, posted at 30.10.08 12:41:45 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 21) : That’s impossible, i think i started last and finished last. :grin:

  • Comment 22, posted at 30.10.08 12:45:27 by Sauce Reply
    Author
    Worcestershire SauceCurrie Cup player
     
  • @Sauce (Comment 23) :

    No…you were second last at a stage…blieve me …I KNOW!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 23, posted at 30.10.08 12:48:20 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 24) :

    1st 3 rounds…then 4th we were even…and then you were poegaai! :wink:

  • Comment 24, posted at 30.10.08 12:52:13 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 3) : Thanks Ice!! My word I was doing so badly inititally, I stopped looking where I was in the FL! I have even forgotten who my chosen team was :oops: but boy am I happy to have made the top 10! :razz:

  • Comment 25, posted at 30.10.08 13:06:05 by Sharksmad - The Blog's Dudette Reply

    Sharksmad - The Blog's DudetteSuper Rugby player
     
  • Well thanks for the beating none the less :wink:

  • Comment 26, posted at 30.10.08 13:06:47 by Sauce Reply
    Author
    Worcestershire SauceCurrie Cup player
     
  • @Sauce (Comment 26) : :mrgreen:

  • Comment 27, posted at 30.10.08 13:07:52 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    robdylanHead Coach
     
  • @Sauce (Comment 27) :

    Youre welcome, Sous.. :wink:

  • Comment 28, posted at 30.10.08 13:09:36 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 28) :

    Robs…whats going on?? My numbering seems right, but your replies are haywire?

  • Comment 29, posted at 30.10.08 13:11:06 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 29) : Blonde moment :!: :?: :lol:

  • Comment 30, posted at 30.10.08 13:14:42 by Sauce Reply
    Author
    Worcestershire SauceCurrie Cup player
     
  • @Sauce (Comment 31) :

    Whats new? :mrgreen:

  • Comment 31, posted at 30.10.08 13:16:13 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 29) : Icey – it’s cos I removed that comment of yours. It still shows up on your screen, but for the rest of it, it’s gone.

    It’s a strange bug-type-thing in wordpress that I haven’t found a workaround for yet

  • Comment 32, posted at 30.10.08 13:19:11 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    robdylanHead Coach
     
  • @Sauce (Comment 31) :

    Have I missed sumething ONCE again??? :oops: Whats so blonde about it?

  • Comment 33, posted at 30.10.08 13:19:44 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 33) :

    Ahh – okay!

    Is that the “blonde moment” Worchestire is reffering to??

  • Comment 34, posted at 30.10.08 13:22:04 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 33) : Nothing really, was taking a cheap shot :lol:

  • Comment 35, posted at 30.10.08 13:25:31 by Sauce Reply
    Author
    Worcestershire SauceCurrie Cup player
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 34) : perhaps!

  • Comment 36, posted at 30.10.08 13:25:34 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    robdylanHead Coach
     
  • @Sauce (Comment 36) :

    Becarefull you dont get a hiding instead of a beating! :evil:

  • Comment 37, posted at 30.10.08 13:27:45 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Sauce (Comment 35) : :mrgreen:

  • Comment 38, posted at 30.10.08 13:28:55 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    robdylanHead Coach
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 37) : Shooooooweeeee :lol:

  • Comment 39, posted at 30.10.08 13:28:56 by Sauce Reply
    Author
    Worcestershire SauceCurrie Cup player
     
  • Apologies Mam’, i will try and be more respectful in future :lol:

    Thanks for the nic suggestion.

  • Comment 40, posted at 30.10.08 13:31:29 by Worcestershire Sauce Reply
    Author
    Worcestershire SauceCurrie Cup player
     
  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 37) :

    Oh Shit…nevermind.. :oops: :oops:

  • Comment 41, posted at 30.10.08 13:31:46 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 39) :

    You having Fun, Rob??? :roll: :evil:

  • Comment 42, posted at 30.10.08 13:33:24 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 42) : always :)

    @Worcestershire Sauce (Comment 40) : LOVE it! :)

  • Comment 43, posted at 30.10.08 13:42:02 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    robdylanHead Coach
     
  • @robdylan (CC Champ ‘08) (Comment 44) :

    Glad I could be of entertainment value.. :wink:

  • Comment 44, posted at 30.10.08 13:44:46 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Worcestershire Sauce (Comment 41) :

    Glad I could be of help..

  • Comment 45, posted at 30.10.08 14:00:26 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • i have to share this with people that might need a laugh since i cant or dont want to blog on the bulls site i will do it here:

    1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
    The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

    2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my
    electron.”
    The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m
    positive…
    3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll
    serve you,but don’t start anything.”
    4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry we
    don’t serve food in here.”
    5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
    6.A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his
    arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
    7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
    “Does this taste funny to you?”

    8. A man complains, “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass

    of Home.’”

    “That’s the Tom Jones Syndrome,” explains the doc.

    “Is it common?” asks the man.

    “It’s not unusual,” says the doc.

    9. Two cows are standing in a field.

    Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

    “I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.

    “It’s true, no bull!” exclaimed Daisy.

    10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing

    to look at, either.

    11. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

    12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,

    “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do?”

    “Let’s have a look at him.” says the vet. So he picks the dog up and

    examines his eyes. Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”

    “Just because he’s cross-eyed?” asks the man.

    “No, because he’s really heavy,” says the vet.

    13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t

    find any.

    14. I went to the butcher’s and wanted to bet him 50 bucks that he

    couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too

    high ”

    15. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

    16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire

    In the craft, it sank, proving that you can’t have your kayak and

    heat it too!

    17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

    18. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says,

    DAM!”

  • Comment 46, posted at 30.10.08 16:39:21 by barend Reply

    barendVodacom Cup player
     
  • @barend (Comment 46) : I love those. 13 is my fav

  • Comment 47, posted at 30.10.08 17:12:20 by robdylan (CC Champ '08) Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    robdylanHead Coach
     
  • 18 :!:

  • Comment 48, posted at 30.10.08 17:22:34 by PJLD Reply
    Administrator
    Clayton(PJLD)Team captain
     
  • #8 :lol:

  • Comment 49, posted at 31.10.08 08:35:21 by Worcestershire Sauce Reply
    Author
    Worcestershire SauceCurrie Cup player
     
  • Liked all of them but the Rottweiler one killed me…

  • Comment 50, posted at 31.10.08 09:38:10 by chernaya akula - BS Reply

    blackshark - I'm back!Super Rugby player
     
  • @chernaya akula – BS (Comment 50) : I guess it didn’t help that I read all of them as Lieutenant Caine from CSI Miami. :lol:

  • Comment 51, posted at 31.10.08 09:42:49 by chernaya akula - BS Reply

    blackshark - I'm back!Super Rugby player
     
  • @chernaya akula – BS (Comment 52) :

    There is NO ONE COOLER than Heratio!! :grin:

  • Comment 52, posted at 31.10.08 09:57:55 by Ice Sharkadelic Babe Reply
    Competition Winner Administrator
    IceAssistant coach
     
  • @Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 52) : Cracks me up all the time, he’s a legend!

  • Comment 53, posted at 31.10.08 10:06:20 by chernaya akula - BS Reply

    blackshark - I'm back!Super Rugby player
     
  • Rather late than never! :grin:

    Great Fattmann and sexkitten!!! Well done to both of you. :mrgreen:

    Third? :mrgreen: “with our favourite old-timer Silver Fox” Teach you young pups yet!! :twisted:

    @barend (Comment 46) : Really classy… :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • Comment 54, posted at 01.11.08 17:37:55 by Silver Fox Reply

    Silver FoxCurrie Cup player
     

Add Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.