Jinne ouens, maar vat selle by Pretoriasentraal is not getting any more comfortable as one get’s older, ek tjoon julle nie! The good news I are back after vat judge have decide to let me out on good behaviours en ek sweer I are determine to get to ve bottom of what are going down by my geliefkoosrte BULLE!
Now while I are vere by de tjoekie, I are haf a long geselsie daar by my ou maatjie ou John Mammoetsa and he are tell for me vat not all are lekker daar by ve land of the red dasiy. It appear vat vere are some ouens vere what are fink vey is sommer much betters and more belangriks van de udder ouens in de squat. It are apparentlys not vat lekker for ve morals by ve hole team vat some okes are not vat equals by ve rest of ve span, if you can like to pick up what I are mean.
Now I are check it out by vat Beeld nuuspampier vat apprently now vere are more furver problem vere by vat staaldraaduitstappie vat ve ouens are have daar by wildernis. It look as vou some of vat selfsaam ouens vat are reckon vey are too big for ve dark blue shortpant wiff the daisy on are now also too much of grootmanne to slaap vere by ve same dorm as ve anner ouens. An sommer Oom Victor himself are not even argee to by Wimpy brekfis for ve hele span on his gold Discoverykaart eiver. I tell you ouens, all are not lekker daar by my span and fortunaat are PIET PIENAAR HOOFSPEURDER on ve trail for Sharksworld. I are get to ve bottom of vis, mark my underpant!
I fink I are start wiff my ou pel Vathaar Ngumeni. I are see some story he are right in vat soutie newspaper and I are reckon he are closer to ve bottom van we are fink, want he are sommer receiving freatnening phonecalls from ve Bulle Mafia. Maybe it are just cos he are a soutie and vey don’t smaak vet okes so lekker daar by Loftus.
Outjies – hang on by ve edge of your sitplekke. Piet Pienaar are one ve trail.
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