Everyone’s favourite rugby player, people’s hero Luke Watson, has allegedly been teased by his team mates. Watson showed his true leadership material and general all-round niceness by laughing off the incident and refusing to press charges.
The alleged teasing allegedly took place in an alleged suburb of the alleged city of Cape Town, after some moron allegedly skipped a red light and bashed into Watson’s designer black BMW. There was considerable damage to the left wing of Watson’s vehicle, although the popular flanker himself was unhurt.
Suggestions that the offending motorist lost control of his vehicle due to an unexpected wave of nausea and fit of vomiting have been dismissed as nothing but seditious mischief.
Some of Watson’s teammates – I’m not going to point any fingers, but it was probably those ones of them that don’t can like to speaks Ingels by da house if you knows what I are mean – then allegedly stopped at the scene and hurled abuse, insults, tackle bags and the like at Comrade Watson, all allegedly in the name of “gentle ribbing”. We all know the truth, of course.
I’m just glad that Luke has decided to be the bigger man here. Allegedly.Tweet