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**April Fool!** Muller quits Sharks in disgust


Written by Rob Otto (robdylan)

Posted in :Original Content, Sharks, Super 14 on 1 Apr 2009 at 09:10
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A long-running dispute over a game of Wii Bowling has led Johann Muller to turn his back on Sharks rugby. The long-serving captain has walked out on his team mates and won’t play for the Sharks again.

When questioned by our on-the-scene reporter on April 1st, Muller, clearly agitated refused to give us a clear reason for his departure. It has since been learned that a growing rift between Muller and coach John Plumtree is behind his shock decision – a rift based on allegations that Plumtree is a serial cheat at Wii Bowling, one of the Sharks favourite tour pastimes. It has long been an open secret that the highly-competitive Plumtree will bend whatever rules he needs to in order to rack up the highest score; it appears that his antics have finally proved too much for Muller.

“Joe is a very principled guy,” a Sharks insider told us, “and one particular incident on tour really was the last straw for him. Plum was behind by at least thirty points, yet somehow managed to activate the guide rails, without anyone else noticing, before each of his turns. We started to get suspicious when he pulled off he unlikeliest strike in the final frame. I mean, the ball bounced off each side of the lane at least 4 times before reaching the pins!”

Today’s news is a result of the pair’s inability to see eye-to-eye on the matter and it appears that Muller just didn’t see any way forward in terms of his relationship with the enigmatic coach.

Talk is that Keegan Daniel will be pressed into service as a second row option. Plumtree was heard to mutter, “well, he takes more bloody lineout ball than any of the real locks, so why not play him there?”. Bismarck du Plessis will take over at blindside flank, with Lions reject Ettiene Reynecke set to make his Sharks debut in the number 16 jersey.



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  • If rumours are to be believed then a certain person on this site also cheats at Wii Bowling. :mrgreen: :wink:

  • Comment 1, posted at 01.04.09 09:13:54 by McLovin Reply
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  • Will Muller now be available for the Stormers. :wink:

  • Comment 2, posted at 01.04.09 09:14:39 by McLovin Reply
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  • @McLovin (Comment 2) :

    Hey, we don’t need him.

    We have Lobberts and AJ Venter!!! :???:

  • Comment 3, posted at 01.04.09 09:18:12 by wpw Reply
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  • @McLovin (Comment 1) : Hey Kette doesn’t cheat!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

  • Comment 4, posted at 01.04.09 09:25:31 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 2) :

    Will or Wiil? :wink:

  • Comment 5, posted at 01.04.09 09:26:09 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @wpw (Comment 3) : I’m sure they’ll keep him in reserve until he’s at least 35.

  • Comment 6, posted at 01.04.09 09:26:14 by McLovin Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 4) : :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 7, posted at 01.04.09 09:26:49 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 6) :

    Now THAT is a low blow!!! :lol:

  • Comment 8, posted at 01.04.09 09:27:42 by wpw Reply
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  • @McLovin (Comment 6) :

    They must be starting to look at employing Albert vd berg in the next few years. :oops:

  • Comment 9, posted at 01.04.09 09:32:00 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @wpw (Comment 8) : ha ha ha

  • Comment 10, posted at 01.04.09 09:36:16 by robdylan Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 9) : Only if talks with Hennie Bekker fails.

  • Comment 11, posted at 01.04.09 09:37:35 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 11) :

    So which Bekker will play flyhalf?? :roll:

  • Comment 12, posted at 01.04.09 09:42:34 by wpw Reply
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  • @wpw (Comment 12) : :mrgreen:

  • Comment 13, posted at 01.04.09 09:48:53 by McLovin Reply

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  • :shock: Now we know why he was made captain…to distract him from his bowling…

    That Plum is sneakier than Rassie…who I’m sure was the main reason behind Schalk’s haircut and the resultant loss of strength. I’m pretty sure that had something to do with Wii Tennis.

  • Comment 14, posted at 01.04.09 10:15:02 by blackshark Reply

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  • extremely good post considering its 1st of April :wink:

  • Comment 15, posted at 01.04.09 10:53:06 by JarsonX (tantric shark) Reply
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  • @JarsonX (tantric shark) (Comment 15) : he he… not too many folks are getting into the spirit this year.

  • Comment 16, posted at 01.04.09 10:57:33 by robdylan Reply
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  • Post this on Keo, Half the folks will believe it.

  • Comment 17, posted at 01.04.09 11:14:42 by Loosehead Reply

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  • @Loosehead (Comment 17) : he he he…

  • Comment 18, posted at 01.04.09 11:24:45 by robdylan Reply
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  • @JarsonX (tantric shark) (Comment 15) : speaking about that – how safe it is to enter the competition, which was posted today :wink:

  • Comment 19, posted at 01.04.09 11:27:38 by rekinek Reply
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  • @rekinek (Comment 19) : that’s completely legit :)

  • Comment 20, posted at 01.04.09 11:31:43 by robdylan Reply
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  • @rekinek (Comment 19) :

    Might cost YOU a plane ticket though. :wink:

  • Comment 21, posted at 01.04.09 11:34:18 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 21) : I’d rather drive :smile:

  • Comment 22, posted at 01.04.09 11:47:56 by rekinek Reply
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  • No tickets to win for the game on the 18th??? I am in the valley at athat time!!
    :roll: :wink:

    BTW…Bad news for the world..Sharksflasher and Ice Cube has a (hopefully) Future Sharky on the way! :wink:

  • Comment 23, posted at 01.04.09 11:58:27 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • Do you Sharkies like my profile pic?

  • Comment 24, posted at 01.04.09 12:06:21 by Clanerk Reply

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  • @Clanerk (Comment 24) : wow !
    Not sure what Pokkel will say (his fish was bit smaller :-)

  • Comment 25, posted at 01.04.09 12:11:26 by rekinek Reply
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  • @Clanerk (Comment 24) :

    MURDERER!!!!! :evil: :evil: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 26, posted at 01.04.09 12:12:03 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • @Clanerk (Comment 24) : Did you follow MY instructions :wink:

  • Comment 27, posted at 01.04.09 12:12:43 by rekinek Reply
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  • @Prof. Ice (Comment 26) :

    Murderer?????? That looks more like a fantasy picture. :lol:

  • Comment 28, posted at 01.04.09 12:13:54 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Prof. Ice (Comment 23) :

    GREAT NEWS. :cool:

    hope all goes well.

  • Comment 29, posted at 01.04.09 12:15:05 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Prof. Ice (Comment 23) :

    I am sure there will be a competition for the 18th.

    but if there is then give me some advance notice and i could arrange for the use of ours again.

  • Comment 30, posted at 01.04.09 12:16:58 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @rekinek (Comment 25) : At least I mine was released alive to fight another day. :evil:

  • Comment 31, posted at 01.04.09 12:18:58 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 30) :

    THANKS – will do if we can!! :grin: :wink:

    @KSA Shark © (Comment 28) :

    He wishes, ne??! :lol:

  • Comment 32, posted at 01.04.09 12:21:34 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • @Pokkel (Comment 31) : and this one loooks like going straight ….
    where are my smileys ???

  • Comment 33, posted at 01.04.09 12:22:20 by rekinek Reply
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  • happy bday Guppyonroids :razz:

  • Comment 34, posted at 01.04.09 12:23:38 by rekinek Reply
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  • Speaking of dead fish. Was at a restaurant over the weekend that served sharkfin soup. :shock:

  • Comment 35, posted at 01.04.09 12:24:30 by McLovin Reply

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  • @Prof. Ice (Comment 26) : That’s just a pic I found on google. I prefer to hunt shark with dynamite so there’s usually not much to hang up afterwards. :twisted:

  • Comment 36, posted at 01.04.09 12:26:11 by Clanerk Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 35) :

    Okay juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust so we are clear. A Shark is not a fish. :razz:

  • Comment 37, posted at 01.04.09 12:26:55 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @rekinek (Comment 27) : Thanks rekinek, I tried but wasn’t able to access my profile for some reason. Just mailed the pic to KSA who kindly put it up.

  • Comment 38, posted at 01.04.09 12:28:27 by Clanerk Reply

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  • @Clanerk (Comment 36) :

    That way he can say he got one and not have to bother proving it when asked for evidence.

    Must be a Stormers supporter. :wink:

    Every year we hear THIS is the year and they don’t have a tight five problem and then at the end of the year when we ask for evidence to back up the statements, then there isn’t any. :razz:

  • Comment 39, posted at 01.04.09 12:28:56 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 37) : What is it then? :???:

  • Comment 40, posted at 01.04.09 12:29:48 by McLovin Reply

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  • @Clanerk (Comment 24) : You probably eat shark fin soup as well. ( where are the smileys?)

  • Comment 41, posted at 01.04.09 12:30:54 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @Clanerk (Comment 36) :

    ***LUKE*** :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    Only way you can get them dead??? After all, They ARE a class killing machine…

    And you support which loser team?? :roll: :lol:

  • Comment 42, posted at 01.04.09 12:31:35 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • Clanerk is a Lions guy – be gentle :lol:

  • Comment 43, posted at 01.04.09 12:34:20 by rekinek Reply
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  • @Clanerk (Comment 38) : pity – this was one of the very few things I figured out myself. still searching for an appropriate pick though – trying private collection first

  • Comment 44, posted at 01.04.09 12:36:00 by rekinek Reply
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  • @Pokkel (Comment 41) : Never dude, I’m a veggie, only eat what I kill, the odd tomato and carrot. :smile:

    @Prof. Ice (Comment 42) : I’m a Lions supporter for all my sins, grew up in Joburg. Also support the Edinburgh Gunners, just can’t seem to pick a city with a decent rugby team.

  • Comment 45, posted at 01.04.09 12:36:35 by Clanerk Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 37) : If not a fish what then. I know whales are mammels, so what are sharks :shock: :?:

  • Comment 46, posted at 01.04.09 12:36:53 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @Pokkel (Comment 46) : sui generis :?: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 47, posted at 01.04.09 12:38:44 by rekinek Reply
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  • Below is the news I woke up to this morning.
    Soon after the calls came in saying that its in poor taste to make April fools jokes about the slaughter of animals. John Robbie said it is no hoax and is true. Im still not convinced.

    Asian man suspected of selling lion parts
    Liezl Thom | 1 Hour Ago

    An Asian man is in police custody after he allegedly slaughtered lions and rhino at his home in Waterkloof, east of Pretoria.

    Tshwane metro police swooped on the premises on Tuesday after receiving a tip-off from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

    During the raid dozens of bones were found scattered around the property.

    The Tshwane metro police’s Console Tleane said it was suspected the man traded in animal parts.

    “The people were killing the animals on the premise or they were bringing them onto the premise to skin them,” said Tleane.

    It is alleged he slaughtered several lions and rhino at his home in the upmarket suburb.

    According to the city’s by-laws, special permission must be given by its police chief, health officials and animal welfare officers before any animal may be killed in a residential area.

    Police are also investigating the possibility the man is in the country illegally.

    He will appear in court on Thursday.

    http://www.ewn.co.za/articleprog.aspx?id=10437

    :shock: :?:

  • Comment 48, posted at 01.04.09 12:42:52 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @Clanerk (Comment 38) : I think I know what the problem is…

  • Comment 49, posted at 01.04.09 12:43:22 by robdylan Reply
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  • @Clanerk (Comment 45) : I obviously don’t belong on Sharksworld. Klempie doesn’t drink a drop(and never has) and Clanerk doesn’t eat meat. I like beer and biltong and when I’m drunk enough I’ll even have a smoke. :oops:

  • Comment 50, posted at 01.04.09 12:44:52 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 49) : No hassle, I’m able to access the profile management portal from JustRugby.

    @Pokkel (Comment 50) : I drink plenty :wink:

  • Comment 51, posted at 01.04.09 12:48:14 by Clanerk Reply

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  • has anybody actually seen even one single April Fools news report? It’s like the world has collectively lost its sense of humour this year…

    Global Financial Crisis?

  • Comment 52, posted at 01.04.09 12:48:16 by robdylan Reply
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  • @Pokkel (Comment 50) : i am with you on this one :lol:
    though quit smoking – so I think :mrgreen:

  • Comment 53, posted at 01.04.09 12:49:42 by rekinek Reply
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  • @Pokkel (Comment 50) :

    Off Course you do…THEY are the odd ones out!! We are all with you Pokkeltjie!! :lol:

  • Comment 54, posted at 01.04.09 12:49:44 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • @McLovin (Comment 40) :

    @Pokkel (Comment 46) :

    Oops I confused the Whales and the Sharks for a bit. :mrgreen: :oops:

    Can I blame it on Kroonstad not being near the ocean? :oops:

  • Comment 55, posted at 01.04.09 12:50:37 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @robdylan (Comment 52) : Was a report in Die Burger about braai ban or something. But not very good.

  • Comment 56, posted at 01.04.09 12:51:17 by McLovin Reply

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  • @Pokkel (Comment 50) :

    I’ll do the beer and biltong bit with you and then try and persuade you to move to Spiced gold. :wink:

  • Comment 57, posted at 01.04.09 12:51:41 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 55) : Starting to suspect Kroonstad might be on a different planet. :wink: :razz:

  • Comment 58, posted at 01.04.09 12:52:49 by McLovin Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 55) : No even in Kroonstad you should know it….temporary insanity maybe? :lol:

  • Comment 59, posted at 01.04.09 12:53:51 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 52) : I’ve heard on the radio that Cheeky i staking over Golden Lions and Chester Williams will replace Eloff as couch -
    wait that can be true :mrgreen:
    Clanerk better change the allegiance quickly

  • Comment 60, posted at 01.04.09 12:54:20 by rekinek Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 52) :

    there’s the one about the Moles messing up the CT grass for the FIFA WC.

  • Comment 61, posted at 01.04.09 12:54:51 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 57) : I drink anything (except maybe Sambuca) :roll:

  • Comment 62, posted at 01.04.09 12:55:12 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @Pokkel (Comment 50) : Klempie doesn’t drink?

    No wonder he’s such a strange oke…

  • Comment 63, posted at 01.04.09 12:55:30 by robdylan Reply
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  • @Pokkel (Comment 59) :

    Old Age? I’ll be moving to Cape Town soon. :sad:

  • Comment 64, posted at 01.04.09 12:55:41 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Pokkel (Comment 62) :

    I only drink Sambuca when I’ve done the “CO makes Sambuca milky” trick . :razz:

  • Comment 65, posted at 01.04.09 12:57:11 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @robdylan (Comment 63) : I asked him if he was babalas the day after his birthday and he said he was a teetoler( spelling?) Never has a drink in his life :shock:

  • Comment 66, posted at 01.04.09 12:59:02 by Pokkel Reply
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  • I like meat & alcohol in almost any shape or form. :twisted:

  • Comment 67, posted at 01.04.09 12:59:34 by McLovin Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 61) : come to think of it, I did see something about microsoft buying Novell… that was funny

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  • @McLovin (Comment 67) : so geniet jy skaapharsings ook?

  • Comment 69, posted at 01.04.09 13:02:01 by Pokkel Reply
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  • Ah…it can only be Wednesday…

  • Comment 70, posted at 01.04.09 13:02:55 by blackshark Reply

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  • @robdylan (Comment 68) :

    I didn’t see that one :shock: :lol:

  • Comment 71, posted at 01.04.09 13:03:26 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 65) : CO? You shouldn’t really add Carbon Monoxide to anything you plan to drink, Oubaas…

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  • @blackshark (Comment 70) :

    HUMP day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Whoooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Comment 73, posted at 01.04.09 13:03:57 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 57) : :vomit:

  • Comment 74, posted at 01.04.09 13:04:17 by Claytie Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 61) :
    Maybe not so far from the truth considering what their groundsmen have got up to at both Newlands rugby and cricket fields in the past.

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  • @robdylan (Comment 72) :

    Hehehehhee WHOOPS CO2 Sorry. Dioxide not Monoxide.

  • Comment 76, posted at 01.04.09 13:06:08 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 76) :

    You take the Sambuca and spread it around the inner rim of the glass.

    You then light the film on the inner rim.

    As it is burning you put your hand over the glass making sure it fits perfectly onto the palm of your hand.

    Turn it upside down QUICKLY so that the sambuca is between your hand and the flame.

    As the flame burns in the sealed glass it eventually dies as the oxygen is burnt up.

    Now because the oxygen is depleted the glass would have drawn a vacuum and sucked onto your hand.

    You can now shake the glass rather vigourously without holding it the vacuum should be sufficient to secure it to your hand.

    The CO2 created from the flame will then mix with the Sambuca and make it go very opaque/milky.

    Then you drink it.

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  • @Pokkel (Comment 69) : meat not ‘derms’. :smile:

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  • @Claytie (Comment 74) :

    Luke? Is that you my son?

  • Comment 79, posted at 01.04.09 13:08:34 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Some News24 users took the bait on Wednesday, falling hook, line and sinker for an April Fool’s Day report that DA leader Helen Zille had been slammed by the ANC for gratuitous electioneering, after agreeing to perform at the Cape Town International Jazz festival.

    Zille’s spokesperson Frits de Klerk chuckled at the story, telling News24: “I’ve heard her sing at rallies, but she’s not going to cut a CD anytime soon.”

    The story said that Zille would not only perform at the festival, but she would do so for free

    :lol:

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 79) : Salaam :razz:

  • Comment 81, posted at 01.04.09 13:17:08 by Claytie Reply
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  • http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2009/04/01/yogisip-have-done-well/

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 71) : it was on one of the übertechie sites… :)

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  • @robdylan (Comment 63) :

    :mrgreen: :twisted:

    Thats why I drink…to make other people interesting and beautiful.. :lol:

  • Comment 84, posted at 01.04.09 13:22:30 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • @Prof. Ice (Comment 84) : I used to drink to make myself interesting to beautiful people,the results weren’t bad.

  • Comment 85, posted at 01.04.09 13:26:22 by Claytie Reply
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  • @Pokkel (Comment 50) : I’m starting to feel more welcome now…you bunch of alchies :wink:

  • Comment 86, posted at 01.04.09 13:31:36 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 77) :

    i have seen a few of those gone haywire in my liftime….

    But the best was when this chicky at a restaurant tried to play my sister who waitered at my moms restaurant down infront of her BF…my sis showed her the trick…she did it wrong (off course) and burnt the living shit out of herself and messed on her outfit…and sambuca STAINS!! :mrgreen:

    Vicious woman, my sis… :lol:

  • Comment 87, posted at 01.04.09 13:32:01 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • @Prof. Ice (Comment 84) : I’ll never be pretty,now matter how much you drink :wink:

  • Comment 88, posted at 01.04.09 13:32:29 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @Claytie (Comment 85) :

    That could be a spin on the original idea…I like that one!! LOL

  • Comment 89, posted at 01.04.09 13:33:10 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • Has anyone seen Paarlbok?
    I reckon he’s in an ICU unit somewhere after Bishops beat Paarl Gym.

  • Comment 90, posted at 01.04.09 13:35:29 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 90) : :shock: :lol: :oops:

  • Comment 91, posted at 01.04.09 13:46:41 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 90) : Who did what????? Let me get the bugger on the Facebook.

  • Comment 92, posted at 01.04.09 13:47:38 by Claytie Reply
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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 91) :
    @Claytie (Comment 92) :
    Yep 5-0, saw it on Keo.

  • Comment 93, posted at 01.04.09 13:52:49 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 90) :

    :mrgreen: read again..this time slowly.. :wink: :lol:

  • Comment 94, posted at 01.04.09 13:55:21 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • I have always been a Sharks supporter – there now you have it.

  • Comment 95, posted at 01.04.09 14:10:25 by Morné Reply
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  • @Morné (Comment 95) : We’ve always known… :razz:

  • Comment 96, posted at 01.04.09 14:20:30 by blackshark Reply

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  • @blackshark (Comment 96) :

    You mean you could see through my drivel in articles in the past where I actually know nothing about rugby at all?

    Am I that transparent?

    :twisted:

  • Comment 97, posted at 01.04.09 14:23:15 by Morné Reply
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  • @Morné (Comment 95) :

    April Fool?? :?:

  • Comment 98, posted at 01.04.09 14:26:26 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • @Morné (Comment 97) :

    It was more the fake kid in the avatars wearing WP stuff… :mrgreen:

  • Comment 99, posted at 01.04.09 14:30:34 by blackshark Reply

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  • @Morné (Comment 97) : yes!

  • Comment 100, posted at 01.04.09 14:31:35 by robdylan Reply
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  • @blackshark (Comment 99) :

    But doesn’t the jersey sort of look like a Sharks Wildebeest jersey? My wife is quite good at needle work so we just got the badge stitched on!

    @robdylan (Comment 100) :

    Jou moer man! :)

    BTW, I am on holiday, so if anyone is looking for me, tough!!!

  • Comment 101, posted at 01.04.09 14:40:17 by Morné Reply
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  • @Morné (Comment 95) : shoul we be happy about it :wink: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 102, posted at 01.04.09 14:40:47 by rekinek Reply
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  • @Prof. Ice (Comment 98) :

    Nope, actually just ask Rob, we communicate on MSN quite a bit!

    Initially I was tasked just to piss Sharks supporters off to get more comments on the new site, but they quickly saw through that as you can imagine or as my articles and comments and responses to those prove.

    Well I did catch one or two on a regular basis like Baldrick and Try Time!!! :)

    But since we did not want this site to become like Keo baiting posters was not really on, so I just had to write stuff to challenge popular belief and getting people to think for a bit.

    But no, all true I am afraid.

  • Comment 103, posted at 01.04.09 14:43:46 by Morné Reply
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  • @rekinek (Comment 102) :

    I dont know, I have just been called dof and transparent so maybe just keep thinking of me as a Strooompie supperter!

  • Comment 104, posted at 01.04.09 14:44:45 by Morné Reply
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  • i see that someone :lol: added “april fool!” to the title (wasn’t there in the morning) – are we not intelligent enough or was it after reading about all the drinking :wink:

  • Comment 105, posted at 01.04.09 14:46:14 by rekinek Reply
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  • @Morné (Comment 104) :
    @Morné (Comment 103) : i am all for diversity – don’t mind who supports who and odd “argument” here and there.
    - and its kinda cool to have other denominations on the site.

    (you won’t mind if we come back to this subject tomorrow though – some maybe more earger to believe :mrgreen: :mrgreen: – just now Ice will say she is a guy. :mrgreen:

  • Comment 106, posted at 01.04.09 14:52:44 by rekinek Reply
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  • @rekinek (Comment 106) :

    Well if he/she is, I want to know who that hot person is in her/his avatar and on Facebook!!!

    I mean you can date a sister/friend/family of someone you know and not break the friend-rule!

  • Comment 107, posted at 01.04.09 14:57:51 by Morné Reply
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  • @Morné (Comment 107) : just read my previous post – i do have problem with spelling. :oops:

    I’m not gonna ask – I think I already may be accused of stirring :mrgreen:
    and it’s only Wednesday.

    How’s holidays or was that a joke :lol:

  • Comment 108, posted at 01.04.09 15:06:52 by rekinek Reply
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  • @rekinek (Comment 105) :

    Ah but you have to remember there are bots roaming this site and when you do google and yahoo searches this heading might just come up…

    All Sharks supporters are not that dof.

    Some just live in the UK…

  • Comment 109, posted at 01.04.09 15:07:50 by Morné Reply
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  • @rekinek (Comment 105) : you need to make full disclosure after 12pm… otherwise YOU are the fool. Just following the rules :)

  • Comment 110, posted at 01.04.09 15:08:44 by robdylan Reply
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  • @rekinek (Comment 108) :

    No I am really on holiday, I do not bullshit most of the time!

    And that is really my son and that is really a Sharks jersey!

    I am not married though and just use it for convenience sake – you know – how can you ahve a child and not be married type of questions or eyebrows raised.

    I prefer to avoid those conversations.

  • Comment 111, posted at 01.04.09 15:10:36 by Morné Reply
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  • @Morné (Comment 109) : :mrgreen:

    @robdylan (Comment 110) : i’m bit slow with the rules :roll:

  • Comment 112, posted at 01.04.09 15:12:17 by rekinek Reply
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  • @Prof. Ice (Comment 94) :
    I did again, still get Bishops by 5 despite this great Keo opening line. :wink:
    “Paarl Gym’s 41-match victory streak came to an abrupt hault when they won 5-0 at the WP Schools Day at Newlands on Tuesday”

  • Comment 113, posted at 01.04.09 15:20:42 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @Morné (Comment 111) : I would to. though I would like to believe that these issues do not raise eyebrows anymore. I guess we are not there yet.

    Your comments are rather reasonable :wink: but now you made me wonder about the jersey.

    And enjoy holidays- I still have about 3 months to go.

  • Comment 114, posted at 01.04.09 15:23:58 by rekinek Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 113) :
    I wonder how many times they played that Bloemfontein school in that 41 match winning streak.

  • Comment 115, posted at 01.04.09 15:32:16 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • cheers guys :razz:

  • Comment 116, posted at 01.04.09 15:37:47 by rekinek Reply
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  • OK, while there is silence out there can you trendies / techno buffs explain to me why I read that Facebook is “sooo yesterday” and that Twitter is now the happening thing.

  • Comment 117, posted at 01.04.09 15:39:22 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 117) : I’m STILL trying to figure that one out… I use both, just to be safe.

    You can follow Sharksworld on twitter, you know… http://twitter.com/sharksworld

  • Comment 118, posted at 01.04.09 15:40:56 by robdylan Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 113) :

    LOL – that was actually meant for Claytie – sorry…looks like he inderstood that someone beat PAALBOK and that he was in ICU.. :lol:

  • Comment 119, posted at 01.04.09 15:47:55 by Prof. Ice Reply
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  • Because Twitter is a much quicker thrill than Facebook.Plus Ashton Kutcher Twittered a pic of Demi Moore steaming his suit in her undies! Good Times! :twisted:

  • Comment 120, posted at 01.04.09 15:49:53 by Claytie Reply
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  • @Prof. Ice (Comment 119) :
    :lol:

    @Claytie (Comment 120) :
    Is Joost on Twitter?

  • Comment 121, posted at 01.04.09 16:04:21 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 121) : one of the many things Joost is on at any given time… :

  • Comment 122, posted at 01.04.09 16:21:35 by robdylan Reply
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  • GO SHARKS!

  • Comment 123, posted at 01.04.09 16:39:22 by blackshark Reply

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  • @robdylan (Comment 122) :
    :grin: Including on a vacation from Supersport….

  • Comment 124, posted at 01.04.09 16:52:47 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • @Salmonoid (Comment 124) : bwaaa

  • Comment 125, posted at 01.04.09 17:05:37 by robdylan Reply
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  • In all seriousness Muller should be getting a hella-va lot more kudos this season… he ain’t flash, he doesn’t steal his speedsters ball on the wings… but he’s the captain of the table topping Sharks outfit and leads from the front in the rucks/mauls/tight where we are dominating…

  • Comment 126, posted at 02.04.09 04:31:22 by bryce_in_oz Reply

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