Ouens, I are sommer nou bitjie ve MOER IN, want it are appear as is ve Bulle are not have wings anymore.
First are ve bit of bad news vat ou Akoner Ndingaane have broken his leg against vat Valke ouens on Friday. I are hear some of vat ouens by Loftus say vat maybe he can like to run faster wif one leg only, but I are sure vat it are just ve sort of joke vat only us Bloubul fans can find funny! It are not a lekker fing for ou dreadlocks, want he are now going to miss for ve rest of ve hole seisoen.
And ven nogal I are hear vat ou Flying Bryan Havana are mos heading for ve bright lights of Cape Town, because he are reckon vat Pretoria are not enough of a bustling metropolis for his high flying lifestyle. Miskien are ve problem vat he just need to check wiff ou Wynhand Oliver where all ve kief nightspots and top hair salons are in ve capital. It are hard to track down ou Wynhand vese days, because when he are not racing his GTi around Swartkops, he are trying to do ve same on ve N1 highway.
I hear he have ask to be put in ve same sel as ou Fudge Mubata and John Memotsa vere by Brooklyn-polisekantoor. It are ve one what vey reserve for ve Bulls-players and have a poster of Steve Hofmeyr on ve wall.
So now it look to me like we are mos going to have not vat many of wings for ve Super 12 next year. Miskien wiff ou Morne Steyn and Meisiekind by 10 and 12 are it not matter so much anyway…
Groete to volgenne keer
Blubullondersteuner and amateur rukby journalis. (I have study ve same correspondance course as Gavin Rich)