This has nothing to do with the Sharks.

Written by dean oelschig (deanoelsch)

Posted in :Admin, Original Content, Super 14 on 18 Feb 2010 at 11:41
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Let’s for one moment talk about another team playing rugby in South Africa this weekend, the Brumbies, and in particular, their fullback with his foot so far in his mouth his toes are making him gag.

This article might come back to bite me on Sunday evening but I am going with it anyway. I just spotted that Adam Ashley-Cooper was quoted as saying, “They (the Bulls) play such a parasitic game of footy, their game plan, they just rely on putting all the pressure on you and wait for you to slip up!”

Now hold on one second man. That is just fooooolish! You should already know that the Bulls, surrounded by 45000 spectators dressed in Blue who put rings through their noses for fun, have enough motivation for a game at Loftus Far’s Field. To start calling them parasites is asking for trouble. BEEEG TROUBLE. I do not want to be someone named Adam on Saturday afternoon.

So, point of this is, don’t be surprised to see Adam Ashley-Cooper hit so hard by a Pierre Spies, Danie Roussouw and Deon Stegmann club sandwich that he leaves Pretoria as Ashley Adam-Cooper. On top of Ashley’s sex change, the Bulls now have a scary overdose of motivation and come Saturday evening, we will see some well beaten Brumbies with tails firmly between their legs.

For future reference Ashley: Do. Not. Ever. EVER. Flag a parasitic red cape in front of an already motivated Bull, no matter what colour it is.

On a similar joyous note, I don’t think Australia will have one victory this weekend and XXXX sales around the world will plumit. That should put a smile on every South African supporter’s face and quite possibly the SAB management! With AA-C throwing the match against the Bulls, the other 6 teams I predict to triumph this weekend will be the Blues, Saders, Sharks, Chiefs, Canes and Stormers.

Waltz Matilda, Waltz.


  • :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 1, posted at 18.02.10 11:48:39 by Jarson's (X + V) Reply
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  • Hehehehe, very funny.

    Can’t see the Blues beating the Landers though, unles Cowan gets an injury.

  • Comment 2, posted at 18.02.10 11:54:52 by FireTheLooser Reply

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  • @FireTheLooser (Comment 2) : It depends on Brett. He needs to play 80 minutes of rugby and then they should thrash them. Did you watch the Highlanders last week? They looked like they were only going to score a try if Keith Brown was reffing for them.

  • Comment 3, posted at 18.02.10 11:58:35 by deanoelsch Reply

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  • Now where’s that nose-ring of mine? :twisted:

  • Comment 4, posted at 18.02.10 12:10:39 by diablo Reply

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  • @deanoelsch (Comment 3) : True, but I wasn’t impressed with the Blues either and seeing as it is home advantage to the Landers I’m thinking they might just have the edge there.

    A sure bet this weekend is the Frce game, them guys are in for a slaughtering….had another injury, this time Ryan Cross…so we won’t have to worry about the Lions, Force will take the wooden spoon by a landslide.

  • Comment 5, posted at 18.02.10 12:21:38 by FireTheLooser Reply

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  • i read this and i laughed, foot in mouth from ashley-cooper

  • Comment 6, posted at 18.02.10 12:56:42 by war1 Reply
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  • @diablo (Comment 4) :
    at loftus

  • Comment 7, posted at 18.02.10 13:40:28 by Charmaine Reply

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  • :lol:

  • Comment 8, posted at 18.02.10 13:42:42 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • Maybe someone needs to have a talk to him and tell him not to add fuel to the fire. :lol: I expect him to leave the field after 20 min of play on his own or with assistance. :lol:

  • Comment 9, posted at 18.02.10 13:53:24 by Farlington Reply

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  • :razz: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • Comment 10, posted at 18.02.10 14:05:23 by Charmaine Reply

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  • @Charmaine (Comment 7) : Thanks, must’ve left it there after the CC final last year. :shock:

  • Comment 11, posted at 18.02.10 14:09:06 by diablo Reply

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  • Yep, them Bulls are parasites Adam. They gonna USE you for their benefit. You mite just as well dress in yellow, write Gilbert all over you and walk like a tackle bag.

  • Comment 12, posted at 18.02.10 22:37:09 by JustPlainSHARK Reply

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