Now ouens, let me tell you I have been call a lot of fings in my long life here on vis earth. To tell ve honest truf, “genius” are not one of vem. Maar even a dom ou like I, Piet Pienaar, a simple ou spanner jockey from far Pretoria North are able to see vat my ou maat Harry Vorster from ve Cheetahs are running circles around himself just like a dog what don’t realise its tail have already been chop off.
Somefing are not right there by Bloem, it are plain to see. Now I are not one who have his greasy fingers all over the sort of financialish affairs of all ve different unions in South African rukby but I reckon vat all of ve teams what play in ve Super 14 and Kerriebeker competitions is given ve same cash by Sarus an TopSport and Hiusgenoot and all ve other ous what are involved by rukby. All of ve ous have a lekker big stadion what you can fills wif ouens what like to have a lekker dop and tjop outside and ven afterwards watch veir team moer some over teams. All ve ous has a lekker rukbytrui what you can sell to all ve ous by the stadion. You can even get ouens to put Voracom or whatever on ve trui, what I are sure are worth even more money. It look to me as if there are not exaktly a shortage of Ronts here by ve game in South Africa.
So why have Hardegat Harold never got any?
Nee ouens, it are to me as clear as the reflection I can sees of my own boepens when I have clean the windscreen of my 1400 Champ with yesterday’s Beeld. Ou Harrie McKwerrie eiver do not know HOW to make as much money from his team as ve other ouens do (so maybe he mus sommer ASK vem how) or he DO know how and he are using vat money for something else, other than to pay his spelers. It are ve only reasons I can fink of for why, when all ve other ouens what are ve “big 5″ are never short of cash for buying of spelers, it are always ou Harold who are left crying in ve corner, like the meisikie wiff the skeeftande who can never find ‘n ou to dans wiff her by ve sokkie after the plaas feit. Nee wat, ouens… if even vat ouens by da Leeus, who hasn’t won a game since before Harold last bought for him a new pak, can sommer finds lots of money to buy spelers, ven why can’t ou Harry?
What are even more concernapating for a ou like me, what are keen to see vat Cheetahs do well cos vey are good ouens, are that ou Harroldus van Verster are not even trying to solve ve right one of all ve problem vat are currently his. It sound like he have a lot of ouens there what are not getting that much money – hell, even ou Rikus what work for me as junior appie vere by the garage are taking home more van arme ou Lionel Mapooh and now it seem ou Herrie are out to ruin ve poor ouens career, when vat dikbek Sharks ouens are prepared to give him money to take ve player away. Funny vat Harrie have money to pay ve lawyers – miskien he should have give that money to ou Lionel instead and safe all the trouble? But it are nou so sad vat ou Harrie won’t even let Lionel play for his country vere by ve Commonwealth games. I are hear vat Lionel are the only athlete what are looking forward to ve trip cos the accommodation in Delhi are a step up on what he can afford on his Cheetahs salaris. But ou Herrie have spoken en ou Lionel are not allow to play for anyone if it aren’t ve cheetahs.
But it are worse! Not only are he having hofsake wif ou Brian van Zyl (who have proof himself quite a handy oke vere behind ve benches as it are) he are now sommer trying to take on vat nice ouens from ve Griekwas, who everyone fink are his only friend left! Now if vere are a ou wat have SERIOUS money problem what are not necessary all of his own making, ven check out vat Griekwas ou. Maar ou Herrie doesn’t give around. He are in a corner and he are coming out wif his fists swinging. He are lus for a fight and he are now picking it wiff everyone whos name aren’t Harold Verster.
Now I are already said I aren’t a genius here, but I are clever enough to pick ve winner here. It are Harold’s lawyer. He are going to need a new typewriter ribbon to type out vat moerse long bill, listen for me! As for ve loser? Simples. Free State rukby. Finish en klaar!Tweet