Pienaar die Blou Bul

Hardegat Harold fighting the wrong battle


Written by Piet Pienaar (Pienaar die Blou Bul)

Posted in :Cheetahs, Original Content on 23 Sep 2010 at 06:00
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Now ouens, let me tell you I have been call a lot of fings in my long life here on vis earth. To tell ve honest truf, “genius” are not one of vem. Maar even a dom ou like I, Piet Pienaar, a simple ou spanner jockey from far Pretoria North are able to see vat my ou maat Harry Vorster from ve Cheetahs are running circles around himself just like a dog what don’t realise its tail have already been chop off.

Somefing are not right there by Bloem, it are plain to see. Now I are not one who have his greasy fingers all over the sort of financialish affairs of all ve different unions in South African rukby but I reckon vat all of ve teams what play in ve Super 14 and Kerriebeker competitions is given ve same cash by Sarus an TopSport and Hiusgenoot and all ve other ous what are involved by rukby. All of ve ous have a lekker big stadion what you can fills wif ouens what like to have a lekker dop and tjop outside and ven afterwards watch veir team moer some over teams. All ve ous has a lekker rukbytrui what you can sell to all ve ous by the stadion. You can even get ouens to put Voracom or whatever on ve trui, what I are sure are worth even more money. It look to me as if there are not exaktly a shortage of Ronts here by ve game in South Africa.

So why have Hardegat Harold never got any?

Nee ouens, it are to me as clear as the reflection I can sees of my own boepens when I have clean the windscreen of my 1400 Champ with yesterday’s Beeld. Ou Harrie McKwerrie eiver do not know HOW to make as much money from his team as ve other ouens do (so maybe he mus sommer ASK vem how) or he DO know how and he are using vat money for something else, other than to pay his spelers. It are ve only reasons I can fink of for why, when all ve other ouens what are ve “big 5″ are never short of cash for buying of spelers, it are always ou Harold who are left crying in ve corner, like the meisikie wiff the skeeftande who can never find ‘n ou to dans wiff her by ve sokkie after the plaas feit. Nee wat, ouens… if even vat ouens by da Leeus, who hasn’t won a game since before Harold last bought for him a new pak, can sommer finds lots of money to buy spelers, ven why can’t ou Harry?

What are even more concernapating for a ou like me, what are keen to see vat Cheetahs do well cos vey are good ouens, are that ou Harroldus van Verster are not even trying to solve ve right one of all ve problem vat are currently his. It sound like he have a lot of ouens there what are not getting that much money – hell, even ou Rikus what work for me as junior appie vere by the garage are taking home more van arme ou Lionel Mapooh and now it seem ou Herrie are out to ruin ve poor ouens career, when vat dikbek Sharks ouens are prepared to give him money to take ve player away. Funny vat Harrie have money to pay ve lawyers – miskien he should have give that money to ou Lionel instead and safe all the trouble? But it are nou so sad vat ou Harrie won’t even let Lionel play for his country vere by ve Commonwealth games. I are hear vat Lionel are the only athlete what are looking forward to ve trip cos the accommodation in Delhi are a step up on what he can afford on his Cheetahs salaris. But ou Herrie have spoken en ou Lionel are not allow to play for anyone if it aren’t ve cheetahs.

But it are worse! Not only are he having hofsake wif ou Brian van Zyl (who have proof himself quite a handy oke vere behind ve benches as it are) he are now sommer trying to take on vat nice ouens from ve Griekwas, who everyone fink are his only friend left! Now if vere are a ou wat have SERIOUS money problem what are not necessary all of his own making, ven check out vat Griekwas ou. Maar ou Herrie doesn’t give around. He are in a corner and he are coming out wif his fists swinging. He are lus for a fight and he are now picking it wiff everyone whos name aren’t Harold Verster.

Now I are already said I aren’t a genius here, but I are clever enough to pick ve winner here. It are Harold’s lawyer. He are going to need a new typewriter ribbon to type out vat moerse long bill, listen for me! As for ve loser? Simples. Free State rukby. Finish en klaar!



31 Comments

  • Hahaha..

    As a dutchman I can only laugh when I read this!

  • Comment 1, posted at 23.09.10 06:18:25 by Richard Ferguson Reply
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  • Pienaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Tjom jy is die enigste goeie Blou Bull suporter wat ek ken. :cool:

    Did ‘n lekka stuk daai hoor………..Nee man ek praat vannie woorde wat jy geskryf het, nie jou wolla nie. :oops:

  • Comment 2, posted at 23.09.10 06:48:05 by KSA Pink Shark © Reply

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  • Hahaha :lol:
    I think Pienaar and that Johan Van der Walt comedian will make dik pelle :razz:

  • Comment 3, posted at 23.09.10 06:49:22 by Jarson Reply
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  • Pienaar ou boer :roll: you make sense.

  • Comment 4, posted at 23.09.10 06:56:36 by KSA Pink Shark © Reply

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  • Nee ouens, it are to me as clear as the reflection I can sees of my own boepens when I have clean the windscreen of my 1400 Champ with yesterday’s Beeld

    I always pictured Pienaar as a tallish skinny guy. :lol:

  • Comment 5, posted at 23.09.10 06:57:59 by KSA Pink Shark © Reply

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  • ‘financialish affairs’ :lol:

  • Comment 6, posted at 23.09.10 07:00:09 by wpw Reply
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  • Jy speak ve truf broer!

  • Comment 7, posted at 23.09.10 07:00:11 by Richard Ferguson Reply
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  • @KSA Pink Shark © (Comment 5) : Pienaar cant spell, but he sure as hell is creative :lol:

  • Comment 8, posted at 23.09.10 07:06:47 by Jarson Reply
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  • Piet!! Nice to see u again!!! Jou bulletjie bul! :wink:

  • Comment 9, posted at 23.09.10 07:51:52 by Pink Ice Reply
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  • Piet!! Nice to see u again!!! Jou bulletjie bul! :wink:

    @KSA Pink Shark © (Comment 5) : me too! Something like a greasier matfield! :lol:

  • Comment 10, posted at 23.09.10 07:57:05 by Pink Ice Reply
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  • @KSA Pink Shark © (Comment 2) : Diablo isn’t too bad either

  • Comment 11, posted at 23.09.10 08:11:08 by Pokkel Reply
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  • I see Ice is closing in on that 50000 point, platinum star quite rapidly….

  • Comment 12, posted at 23.09.10 08:27:23 by klempie Reply

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  • The man really is a poephol! Denying a player chances of representing his country is a sin!

  • Comment 13, posted at 23.09.10 08:32:29 by Crock Reply

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  • Ja, diablo is a gem.

  • Comment 14, posted at 23.09.10 08:33:16 by robdylan Reply
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  • Now dat are de truth spoken laaik `n true jintelman of de game. I are also `n jintelman so I were finking I are smaaking dat story of you stukkend. You says you am not clever but I can check you is a bliksems clever oke wif all stuffs rukby and lots sharper dan me. So I juss haf one question on dat artikel what you roat.

    Are your Champ got twin Weber carbs?

  • Comment 15, posted at 23.09.10 08:35:05 by rhineshark Reply
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  • Piet may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he can like to be the best spanner!

  • Comment 16, posted at 23.09.10 08:35:41 by klempie Reply

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  • I are hear vat Lionel are the only athlete what are looking forward to ve trip cos the accommodation in Delhi are a step up on what he can afford on his Cheetahs salaris.

    Too right!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • Comment 17, posted at 23.09.10 08:42:36 by klempie Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 12) : I am very focused to achieve that one!!

  • Comment 18, posted at 23.09.10 08:46:40 by Pink Ice Reply
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  • @Pink Ice (Comment 18) : so what’s up with meeting the fockers – are you not introducing a new one this week?

    and before you ask – I’m working on it ;-)

  • Comment 19, posted at 23.09.10 08:49:28 by rekinek (in pink) Reply
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  • @rekinek (in pink) (Comment 19) : in a few! Had to wait for Mr Weekly feature to send me a picture! :wink:

  • Comment 20, posted at 23.09.10 08:55:04 by Pink Ice Reply
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  • @Pink Ice (Comment 20) : :cool:

  • Comment 21, posted at 23.09.10 08:57:06 by rekinek (in pink) Reply
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  • Classic, luv the bit about the accommodation at the Commonfilth games..

  • Comment 22, posted at 23.09.10 09:18:20 by Oubaas2009 Reply

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  • ” it are always ou Harold who are left crying in ve corner, like the meisikie wiff the skeeftande who can never find ‘n ou to dans wiff her by ve sokkie after the plaas feit”

    “I are hear vat Lionel are the only athlete what are looking forward to ve trip cos the accommodation in Delhi are a step up on what he can afford on his Cheetahs salaris”

    Pure gold this! :lol:

  • Comment 23, posted at 23.09.10 09:28:25 by Big Fish Reply
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  • @Big Fish (Comment 23) : he’s a beaut, is Piet.

  • Comment 24, posted at 23.09.10 09:47:14 by robdylan Reply
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  • Fenks Piet – lekke stikkie wat jy geskryf het. ;-)
    @Pokkel (Comment 11) : @robdylan (Comment 14) : Kind words, fenks julle ok :mrgreen:

  • Comment 25, posted at 23.09.10 11:11:32 by diablo Reply

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  • @Richard Ferguson (Comment 1) : Ferguson. How does a Dutchman end up with a name like that?

  • Comment 26, posted at 23.09.10 11:34:02 by klempie Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 26) : A guy from Douglas that I know is Luke Gentle, and he can likes not to speak ONE single word of the rooi taal! LOL

  • Comment 27, posted at 23.09.10 11:44:01 by Pink Ice Reply
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  • concernapating…. :lol:

    Fanks…I needed a good laugh…or laaf. :mrgreen:

  • Comment 28, posted at 23.09.10 11:59:01 by Letgo Reply
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  • @Letgo (Comment 28) :

    hey! When am I getting your Novel?? ;-)

  • Comment 29, posted at 23.09.10 12:01:47 by Pink Ice Reply
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  • @Pink Ice (Comment 27) : I know a guy Morgan Gregory that can’t speak ANY English. :grin:

  • Comment 30, posted at 23.09.10 12:03:06 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @klempie (Comment 26) : Victor Matfield.

  • Comment 31, posted at 23.09.10 15:51:21 by Dancing Bear Reply
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