In anticipation of he big match this weekend, here are a few of my all time favourite jokes. Please feel free to add your own.
The WP Rugby president, Alistair Coetzee, Brock Harris and Bryan Habana are taking a charter flight to the Currie Cup Finals when the engines cut out.
The pilot enters the passenger compartment and says, “We’re going down. There’s only four parachutes! Since I’m the pilot I’m taking one,” and then jumps from the plane.
Coetzee says, “Without me the team won’t have a chance, so I’m taking one,” and he jumps out.
Habana says, “I’m the fastest and smartest man on the pitch and without me the team can’t win a game, so I’m taking one,” and he jumps out of the plane.
The president looks at Harris and says, “You take the last parachute. The team needs you more than it needs me”. Harris responds, “We both can take a parachute. The smartest man on the pitch just jumped out of the plane with my kit bag on his back.”
The family of WP Rugby supporters head out shopping one Saturday before Christmas.
While in a sport shop, the son picks up a Sharks rugby jersey and says to his sister, “I’ve decided I’m going to be a Sharks supporter and I’d like this jersey for Christmas!”
The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to your mother.”
Off goes the little lad, with Sharks jersey in hand and finds his mother. “Mum,” “Yes, son ?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be a Sharks supporter and I’d like this jersey for Christmas.”
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to your father.”
Off he goes with the Sharks jersey in hand and finds his father. “Dad?” “Yes, son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be a Sharks supporter and I would like this jersey for Christmas.”
The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, “No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!”
About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The father turns to the son and says, “Son, I hope you’ve learned an important lesson today?” The son turns to his father and says, “Yes, Father, I have.” Father says, “Good son, and what is it?”
The son replies “I’ve only been a Sharks supporter for an hour and already I hate you WP bastards!!!”
Traveling in a train were a WP Fan, a Shark Fan, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the WP fan had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought – “That horrible WP fan wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.”
(2) The older lady thought – “This dirty WP fan laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.”
(3) The WP fan thought – “That bloody Sharks fan put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.”
(4) The Sharks fan thought – “I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid WP fan again.”
There’s a man sitting in the front row at the Currie Cup Finals, but amazingly, there’s an empty seat beside him. Another man spots it, goes up to him and says: “Do you mind if I sit here?”
“No, not at all,” replies the first man. “It’s my wife’s seat, but she died recently.”
“So why didn’t you get one of your family to come,” asks the second man out of curiosity.
“They’re all at the funeral.”Tweet