Richard Ferguson

Just for laughs


Written by Richard Ferguson (Richard Ferguson)

Posted in :Original Content, Sharks, WP on 27 Oct 2010 at 09:00
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In anticipation of he big match this weekend, here are a few of my all time favourite jokes. Please feel free to add your own.

Stupid wingers

The WP Rugby president, Alistair Coetzee, Brock Harris and Bryan Habana are taking a charter flight to the Currie Cup Finals when the engines cut out.

The pilot enters the passenger compartment and says, “We’re going down. There’s only four parachutes! Since I’m the pilot I’m taking one,” and then jumps from the plane.

Coetzee says, “Without me the team won’t have a chance, so I’m taking one,” and he jumps out.

Habana says, “I’m the fastest and smartest man on the pitch and without me the team can’t win a game, so I’m taking one,” and he jumps out of the plane.

The president looks at Harris and says, “You take the last parachute. The team needs you more than it needs me”. Harris responds, “We both can take a parachute. The smartest man on the pitch just jumped out of the plane with my kit bag on his back.”

Stupid supporters
The family of WP Rugby supporters head out shopping one Saturday before Christmas.

While in a sport shop, the son picks up a Sharks rugby jersey and says to his sister, “I’ve decided I’m going to be a Sharks supporter and I’d like this jersey for Christmas!”

The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to your mother.”

Off goes the little lad, with Sharks jersey in hand and finds his mother. “Mum,” “Yes, son ?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be a Sharks supporter and I’d like this jersey for Christmas.”

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to your father.”

Off he goes with the Sharks jersey in hand and finds his father. “Dad?” “Yes, son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be a Sharks supporter and I would like this jersey for Christmas.”

The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, “No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!”

About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The father turns to the son and says, “Son, I hope you’ve learned an important lesson today?” The son turns to his father and says, “Yes, Father, I have.” Father says, “Good son, and what is it?”

The son replies “I’ve only been a Sharks supporter for an hour and already I hate you WP bastards!!!”

Stupid fans

Traveling in a train were a WP Fan, a Shark Fan, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the WP fan had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought – “That horrible WP fan wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.”

(2) The older lady thought – “This dirty WP fan laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.”

(3) The WP fan thought – “That bloody Sharks fan put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.”

(4) The Sharks fan thought – “I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid WP fan again.”

And lastly

There’s a man sitting in the front row at the Currie Cup Finals, but amazingly, there’s an empty seat beside him. Another man spots it, goes up to him and says: “Do you mind if I sit here?”

“No, not at all,” replies the first man. “It’s my wife’s seat, but she died recently.”

“So why didn’t you get one of your family to come,” asks the second man out of curiosity.

“They’re all at the funeral.”



105 Comments

  • :lol: :lol:

  • Comment 1, posted at 27.10.10 09:12:05 by Pokkel Reply
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  • :evil:

  • Comment 2, posted at 27.10.10 09:19:43 by Clayton(PJLD) Reply
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  • Did you guys hear about my friend Big Vic?

  • Comment 3, posted at 27.10.10 09:24:27 by robdylan Reply
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  • I think we should get all the guys on Sharksworld to join twitter and join Just_Sharks. Should add a few followers!

  • Comment 4, posted at 27.10.10 09:28:49 by Richard Ferguson Reply
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  • @Richard Ferguson (Comment 4) : I’m more interested in getting all the people following Just_Sharks to join Sharksworld :)

  • Comment 5, posted at 27.10.10 09:35:24 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 5) : Priorities

  • Comment 6, posted at 27.10.10 09:36:22 by war1 Reply
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  • Well, Bic Vic runs until the treadmill gets tired

  • Comment 7, posted at 27.10.10 09:36:30 by robdylan Reply
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  • When Big Vic crosses the street the cars have to look both ways.

  • Comment 8, posted at 27.10.10 09:36:53 by robdylan Reply
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  • Big Vic never gets tackled! He just gets bored of knocking people over! Sharks forever!

  • Comment 9, posted at 27.10.10 09:37:16 by robdylan Reply
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  • The only reason Schalk Burger is still around, is that Big Vic doesn’t hit girls.

  • Comment 10, posted at 27.10.10 09:37:34 by robdylan Reply
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  • A Big Vic tackle creates the equivalent destructive force of a Tsunami extinguishing a volcano during an earthquake!!

  • Comment 11, posted at 27.10.10 09:38:02 by robdylan Reply
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  • Willem de Waal can kick from 50m out. Big Vic can throw him further!

  • Comment 12, posted at 27.10.10 09:38:24 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 5) :

    Nice one.. good thinking..

  • Comment 13, posted at 27.10.10 09:38:50 by Richard Ferguson Reply
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  • Big Vic frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

  • Comment 14, posted at 27.10.10 09:41:59 by Richard Ferguson Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 12) : Who is Big Vic? Victor Matfield? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • Comment 15, posted at 27.10.10 09:42:11 by Greg Reply

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  • Schalk Burger owns a pair of Big Vic pajamas.

  • Comment 16, posted at 27.10.10 09:44:13 by Richard Ferguson Reply
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  • Big Vic doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

  • Comment 17, posted at 27.10.10 09:45:28 by Richard Ferguson Reply
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  • M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Big Vic can touch this.

  • Comment 18, posted at 27.10.10 09:46:39 by Richard Ferguson Reply
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  • On the last page of the Guiness Book of Records it states that Big Vic holds all the records, the people listed came second

  • Comment 19, posted at 27.10.10 09:48:26 by robdylan Reply
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  • @Greg (Comment 15) : Lions fans should know that there’s only one BIG VIC!

  • Comment 20, posted at 27.10.10 09:49:39 by robdylan Reply
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  • At Sharks practice the other day, Big Vic’s shadow ran away from him in fear

  • Comment 21, posted at 27.10.10 09:50:57 by robdylan Reply
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  • why did the chicken cross the road? Because Big Vic said so!!

  • Comment 22, posted at 27.10.10 09:56:47 by VanWilder Reply

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  • What does WP do after winning the curry cup final…
    Turn off the playstation!!!

  • Comment 23, posted at 27.10.10 10:10:37 by kevmaestro Reply

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  • *sigh* :roll:

    You guys are jinxing the bra.

    Now watch him injure himself in the 3rd minute! :mrgreen: :???:

  • Comment 24, posted at 27.10.10 10:13:23 by wpw Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 20) : :mrgreen:

  • Comment 25, posted at 27.10.10 10:15:07 by Greg Reply

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  • Alaister Coetzee and John Plumtree both die and enter the Pearly Gates. God takes Coetzee on a tour of heaven and ends up at a little two-bedroom bungalow with a faded WP rugby banner hanging from the front porch. “This is your house, Alistair,” says God, “You’re very lucky. Most people don’t get their own houses up here, you know.” Alistair looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the huge mansion on top of the hill. A massive, multi-storey affair with white marble columns, balconies and attractive gardens, Sharks banners line both sides of the footpath and a huge Sharks flag hangs between the marble columns. “Thanks for the house, God,” says Alistair, “But let me ask you a question. How come I get this little two-bedroom bungalow and John Plumtree gets a huge mansion with all those marble columns and things.” God looks at him seriously for a moment. “That’s not Plumtree’s house,” God says. “That’s my house.”

  • Comment 26, posted at 27.10.10 10:18:37 by VanWilder Reply

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  • @wpw (Comment 24) : just getting the banter going… what are YOU doing to help?

    There’s a Currie Cup Final happening on Saturday and this place is a frikking morgue…

  • Comment 27, posted at 27.10.10 10:18:43 by robdylan Reply
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  • @VanWilder (Comment 26) : Love it :)

  • Comment 28, posted at 27.10.10 10:19:54 by robdylan Reply
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  • @VanWilder (Comment 26) : :lol: :lol:

  • Comment 29, posted at 27.10.10 10:20:50 by Pokkel Reply
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  • I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said.

    “Sorry,” said the fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.

    “Fine,” I said,, “Then I want to die when WP win the Currie Cup.”

    “You crafty bastard!” said the fairy.

  • Comment 30, posted at 27.10.10 10:23:25 by VanWilder Reply

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  • Chuck Norris checks his closet at night for Big Vic.

  • Comment 31, posted at 27.10.10 10:27:26 by VanWilder Reply

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  • There’s three WP Supporters in a rowing boat on a quiet section of a dam in the Western Cape. They are quaffing a few bottles of Brannas, and noshing a bit of Gravadlax from the local M&S. Happy as Larry, they are paddling in unison and repetitively chanting “Row, Row, Row your boat gently cross the sea, merrily, merrily, gently as can be”, making their way West at half a knot.

    Meantime an alien space ship is investigating intelligence in South Africa. Paul, the chief alien suggests that the three suspects might be worthy of investigation and beams them aboard. They prove fairly intelligent, but the chief alien wants to assess their performance under more challenging conditions.

    After discussions with the chief alien flight surgeon (“Dominic”), a decision is made to remove 50% of each of the Supporters brains. The three operations prove successful and their intelligence is assessed further. Following rapid surgical healing they are beamed back on board their little boat, whereupon they are heard to resume their happy little chant of “Row, Row, Row your boat gently cross the sea, merrily, merrily gently as can be…”.

    The chief alien surgeon is very, very impressed with these three Supporters and suggests that removal of the remaining 48% of brain tissue might give some further insight. The three supporters were once again beamed up, operated upon and beamed back down to their little boat. There was, however, a marked change in their little tune…..somehow they were to be found shouting:

    “Province, jou leka ding……….”

  • Comment 32, posted at 27.10.10 10:37:34 by VanWilder Reply

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  • Rassie Erasmus was driving round Chapmans Peak last week.

    He loses control, and plummets down into the ocean.

    Miraculously, he survives, and crawls from the wreckage.

    While sitting on a rock trying to regain his senses, he sees a bottle floating in the water, and curious, he picks it up and opens it.

    In a puff of smoke, out pops a genie.

    “Thank you for freeing me”, say the genie, “in return, I will grant you one wish”

    Rassie points to his car and says “That car is my pride and joy, I re-built it from scratch, and I love it, my wish is that you restore it to the state it was before I drove it over the cliff”

    The genie looks at the mangled wreck, and sadly shakes his head.

    “even for me, a genie, fixing that is beyond my powers”, he says, “make another wish”

    “Ok”, says Rassie, “please can wp win the Currie Cup this Saturday?”

    The genie thinks about this for a while…………

    then says “let’s take another look at that car”

  • Comment 33, posted at 27.10.10 10:39:33 by Greg Reply

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  • @VanWilder (Comment 32) :

    Lol. dude I think you mangled that joke!

  • Comment 34, posted at 27.10.10 10:47:20 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • @VanWilder (Comment 32) : The alien space ship is investigating intelligence in South Africa, and hovers over the western cape????

    Please, at least, tell a story with some credibility
    :lol:

  • Comment 35, posted at 27.10.10 10:48:40 by Greg Reply

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  • @VinChainSaw (Comment 34) : just a tad… :twisted:

    @Greg (Comment 35) : :lol: i wanted to say pretoria, but i knew everybody would stop reading as they would think its the punchline already ;-) :lol:

  • Comment 36, posted at 27.10.10 11:45:23 by VanWilder Reply

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  • @Greg (Comment 33) : bwahahaha!!

  • Comment 37, posted at 27.10.10 11:46:17 by VanWilder Reply

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  • @VanWilder (Comment 36) :

    :-)

  • Comment 38, posted at 27.10.10 11:51:14 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • Why is he Big Vic?

  • Comment 39, posted at 27.10.10 12:13:03 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 39) : Cause the other so-called ‘Big Vic’ is a poefter :mrgreen:

  • Comment 40, posted at 27.10.10 12:16:23 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @Pokkel (Comment 40) : But his name is Willem? He could be called Big Willy. :twisted:

  • Comment 41, posted at 27.10.10 12:19:15 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 39) : it’s a nickname from Varsity

  • Comment 42, posted at 27.10.10 12:21:44 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 42) : Muchas gracias.

  • Comment 43, posted at 27.10.10 12:22:43 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 43) : still does not make any sense to me…it’s like callin me Little Sarah..

  • Comment 44, posted at 27.10.10 12:26:16 by Ice Reply
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  • @Ice (Comment 44) : hello little sarah, we love you!

  • Comment 45, posted at 27.10.10 12:29:15 by VanWilder Reply

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  • @Ice (Comment 44) :

    Howzit Kleine Saartjie!! :twisted:

  • Comment 46, posted at 27.10.10 12:33:49 by wpw Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 42) : Its stupid

  • Comment 47, posted at 27.10.10 12:34:10 by Clayton(PJLD) Reply
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  • @VanWilder (Comment 45) : :mrgreen:

  • Comment 48, posted at 27.10.10 12:34:18 by Ice Reply
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  • @Ice (Comment 44) : True, you’ll have to ask him next time you see him. :smile:

  • Comment 49, posted at 27.10.10 12:40:17 by McLovin Reply

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  • well, stupid or not, he’s had it for long enough that it’s stuck…

    anyone keen to try take it off him? :mrgreen:

  • Comment 50, posted at 27.10.10 12:44:06 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 50) : uhhmmm….errr…I AM now officially Little Sarah.. :lol:

  • Comment 51, posted at 27.10.10 12:47:34 by Ice Reply
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  • @Ice (Comment 44) :

    Hello Little Sarah.

  • Comment 52, posted at 27.10.10 12:51:08 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • @Ice (Comment 51) : hehehe. Our hamster at home is called Saartjie. Now I know what to associate you with. :mrgreen:

  • Comment 53, posted at 27.10.10 12:57:06 by Pokkel Reply
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  • @Ice (Comment 51) : Actually Little Chicken Sarah :lol:

  • Comment 54, posted at 27.10.10 12:58:14 by Greg Reply

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  • @Greg (Comment 54) : is that where KFC comes from?? ;-)

  • Comment 55, posted at 27.10.10 14:09:25 by VanWilder Reply

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  • @VanWilder (Comment 55) : KFC is my favourite take-away…elke keer as ek instap kry ek hoendervleis! :lol:

  • Comment 56, posted at 27.10.10 14:18:13 by Ice Reply
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  • Greg, that guys arm weigh more than me! It would be a battle between Pokkels hamster and a python from the Amazon!

  • Comment 57, posted at 27.10.10 14:22:50 by Ice Reply
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  • @Ice (Comment 56) : :lol:

  • Comment 58, posted at 27.10.10 14:23:15 by McLovin Reply

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  • What does a Province supporter do after his team has won the Currie Cup?

    He turns off the play station and goes to bed!

  • Comment 59, posted at 27.10.10 14:50:18 by Mocho Reply

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  • A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”

    :roll:

  • Comment 60, posted at 27.10.10 15:27:43 by chaz (Black and White forever) Reply

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  • Stupid Wingers

    The club president, coach, a prop and a wing are taking a charter flight to the National Finals when the engines cut out.

    The pilot enters the passenger compartment and says, “We’re going down. There’s only four parachutes! Since I’m the pilot I’m taking one,” and then jumps from the plane.

    The coach says, “Without me the team won’t have a chance, so I’m taking one,” and he jumps out.

    The winger says, “I’m the fastest and smartest man on the pitch and without me the team can’t win a game, so I’m taking one,” and he jumps out of the plane.

    The club president looks at the prop and says, “You take the last parachute. The team needs you more than it needs me”. The prop responds, “We both can take a parachute. The smartest man on the pitch just jumped out of the plane with my kit bag on his back.”

  • Comment 61, posted at 27.10.10 15:29:25 by chaz (Black and White forever) Reply

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  • Two boys are playing cricket on a field in Durban when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his cricket bat and managed to wedge it down the dog’s collar and twist,luckily breaking the dog’s neck and stopping its attack. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

    “Young Sharks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, “he starts writing in his notebook.

    “But I’m not a Sharks fan,” the little hero replied.

    “Sorry, since we are in Durban, I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and starts again.

    “Western Province Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack …” he continued writing in his notebook.

    “I’m not a Western Province fan either!” the boy said.

    “I assumed everyone in Durban was either for the Sharks or Western Province.” “So what team DO you root for?” the reporter asked.

    “I’m a Blue Bulls fan!” the child beamed.

    The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

    “Little Bastard from Pretoria Kills Beloved Family Pet.”

  • Comment 62, posted at 27.10.10 15:36:22 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • Clumsy kid
    In 1987 3 kids were playing in the street in London when they were hit by a train. They all go to heaven and God says to them, “You weren’t supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you, I’ll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off of that cloud over there, and as you’re flying back down to Earth, shout out what you want to do. And so it shall be.” The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts “Lawyer” and so, 20 years later, he is a very successful lawyer, making lots of money, with an upcoming appointment to the Bench. The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts “brain surgeon” and so, 20 years later, he is the most admired man in his field of medicine and making a ton of money saving lives. The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs he trips over his own feet and stumbles of the cloud muttering “stupid clumsy arsehole.” 20 years later, he’s playing the back line for the Western Province team.
    ;-)

  • Comment 63, posted at 27.10.10 15:41:57 by chaz (Black and White forever) Reply

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  • Off to the pub
    The Sharks were playing Province, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, ADI getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving ADI to go out on his own. “No worries,” ADI told them, “I’ll join you later and tell you what happened.” After the game ADI headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3. “What!!!!” said a furious Oupa Stef, “How did you let them get three points??!” ADI replied apologetically, “I was sent off with 20 minutes to go.
    ;-)

  • Comment 64, posted at 27.10.10 15:51:02 by chaz (Black and White forever) Reply

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  • @VinChainSaw (Comment 62) : I Love that one

  • Comment 65, posted at 27.10.10 16:04:50 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 10) : :lol: :lol:

  • Comment 66, posted at 27.10.10 16:15:29 by Honey Badger Reply

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  • Pakistan once again clueless with the bat. :twisted:

    35-3

    6 overs.

  • Comment 67, posted at 27.10.10 18:31:07 by McLovin Reply

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  • And a run out to boot. :roll:

    Tostsobe with a bullet throw.

    36-4

  • Comment 68, posted at 27.10.10 18:32:48 by McLovin Reply

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  • In strolls Boom Boom Afridi. :cool:

  • Comment 69, posted at 27.10.10 18:34:04 by McLovin Reply

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  • And out he strolls 3 balls later.

    39-5

  • Comment 70, posted at 27.10.10 18:37:49 by McLovin Reply

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  • 52-5

    10 overs

  • Comment 71, posted at 27.10.10 18:48:10 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 71) : wasn’t this one last night my friend :???: ;-)

  • Comment 72, posted at 27.10.10 19:18:32 by chaz (Black and White forever) Reply

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  • @chaz (Black and White forever) (Comment 72) : Might as well be the same. :mrgreen:

  • Comment 73, posted at 27.10.10 19:28:48 by McLovin Reply

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  • 119-8

    2 balls to go.

    Theron on a hat-trick.

  • Comment 74, posted at 27.10.10 19:30:03 by McLovin Reply

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  • Doesn’t get it. :|

  • Comment 75, posted at 27.10.10 19:31:07 by McLovin Reply

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  • But gets 3 in 4 balls. :cool:

    Pakistan only 1 run better than yesterday. :roll:

  • Comment 76, posted at 27.10.10 19:32:08 by McLovin Reply

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  • Theron 4-27 in his 4 overs.

  • Comment 77, posted at 27.10.10 19:33:10 by McLovin Reply

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  • rusty jou lekker ding!! The Warrior players are a class above the rest! :D

  • Comment 78, posted at 27.10.10 19:34:31 by Megatron Reply

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  • :mrgreen: GO PROTEAS GO :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 79, posted at 27.10.10 19:43:50 by chaz (Black and White forever) Reply

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  • Well it feels so far away need 121 from 20 overs

  • Comment 80, posted at 27.10.10 19:45:24 by chaz (Black and White forever) Reply

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  • Well so far at least we don’t hv that music back on :smile:

  • Comment 81, posted at 27.10.10 19:49:29 by chaz (Black and White forever) Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 77) : what happened 2 last night cricket thread :???:

  • Comment 82, posted at 27.10.10 19:50:28 by chaz (Black and White forever) Reply

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  • @chaz (Black and White forever) (Comment 82) : It’s a mystery.

  • Comment 83, posted at 27.10.10 20:13:13 by McLovin Reply

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  • Bosman gone.

    SA 38-1

    In the 7th over.

  • Comment 84, posted at 27.10.10 20:14:39 by McLovin Reply

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  • @robdylan (Comment 10) : Oooooooooo…..

  • Comment 85, posted at 27.10.10 20:26:52 by klempie Reply

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  • ABC gone for 11

    63-2

    11.3 overs

  • Comment 86, posted at 27.10.10 20:35:57 by McLovin Reply

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  • hey , it’s for laughs thread and not cricket – or wait – there are some similarities :mrgreen:

  • Comment 87, posted at 27.10.10 20:42:52 by rekinek Reply
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  • Smith gone for 38.

    SA need 49 from 38 balls.

  • Comment 88, posted at 27.10.10 20:47:53 by McLovin Reply

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  • Ingram getting stuck in.

    25 from 14.

    18 from 22 needed.

  • Comment 89, posted at 27.10.10 20:59:43 by McLovin Reply

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  • 12 from 20 needed.

  • Comment 90, posted at 27.10.10 21:03:02 by McLovin Reply

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  • Ingram gone 31 from 17.

    109-4

    12 needed from 19 balls.

  • Comment 91, posted at 27.10.10 21:03:36 by McLovin Reply

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  • Ooooooo….20-30% chance of rain in Durbs on Saturday. THAT should put paid to any danger from the Moffies’ backline. :cool:

    http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/hdfForecast?query=durban%2C+south+africa&searchType=WEATHER

  • Comment 92, posted at 27.10.10 21:10:48 by klempie Reply

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  • 3 more needed.

  • Comment 93, posted at 27.10.10 21:11:02 by McLovin Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 92) : So there a 70-80% chance of no rain? :mrgreen:

  • Comment 94, posted at 27.10.10 21:12:15 by McLovin Reply

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  • Duminy does it in style with a six.

    SA win by 6 wickets with 8 balls to spare.

  • Comment 95, posted at 27.10.10 21:13:59 by McLovin Reply

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  • Almost a carbon copy of yesterday’s match.

  • Comment 96, posted at 27.10.10 21:14:14 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 94) : Well, whatever the case, it’s going to be raining ALL week in Durbs.

    Nice soggy field for the forwards to get dirty on. Guess who’ll win that battle. :cool:

  • Comment 97, posted at 27.10.10 21:16:43 by klempie Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 97) : I reckon both sides prefer dry conditions. Should be a cracker either way. :smile:

  • Comment 98, posted at 27.10.10 21:19:38 by McLovin Reply

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  • What’s with cricket and their presentation teams? There’s about 10 guys there. :roll:

  • Comment 99, posted at 27.10.10 21:26:23 by McLovin Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 92) : whats the chances for bee`s?

  • Comment 100, posted at 28.10.10 07:54:04 by VanWilder Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 94) : that would actually mean a chance of rain in 30% of the area..not 30% chance its gonna rain…Litte Sarah the new weather girl on SW signing out!

  • Comment 101, posted at 28.10.10 08:10:14 by Ice Reply
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  • @VanWilder (Comment 100) : With rain around, I’d imagine pretty slim. :cool: Did you not watch Bee Movie? :|

  • Comment 102, posted at 28.10.10 08:17:45 by klempie Reply

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  • @klempie (Comment 102) : Hey Klempie. Did you watch ‘Through the wormhole’last night? They discussed the string theory. I still don’t have a clue but it was interesting. It’s also a South African and American that came up with the theory.

  • Comment 103, posted at 28.10.10 08:23:24 by Pokkel Reply
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  • Here`s a laugh. I`m getting a lot of ” out of office auto replies” from so called bulls friends this week . . .

    Wonder if I`ll get the same message next week from the wp members of my address book? ;-)

  • Comment 104, posted at 28.10.10 08:34:02 by Original Pierre Reply
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  • @McLovin (Comment 99) : everbody wants to be on tv… :roll:

  • Comment 105, posted at 28.10.10 09:21:20 by VanWilder Reply

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