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McLovin’s Famous Corny Joke Corner


Written by Iza Loubser (Ice)

Posted in :Meet the bloggers, Original Content on 21 Dec 2010 at 11:02

Okay guys and girls – this will keep McLovin busy for a while! Here is this week’s shyte talking thread! Keep them jokes coming!



61 Comments

  • Why do elephants have big ears?

    Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom.

  • Comment 1, posted at 21.12.10 11:04:10 by McLovin Reply
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  • Why was the sand wet?

    The sea weed.

  • Comment 2, posted at 21.12.10 11:06:12 by McLovin Reply
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  • What’s round and bad-tempered?

    A vicious circle.

  • Comment 3, posted at 21.12.10 11:07:07 by McLovin Reply
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  • can a match box ?
    no but a tin can

  • Comment 4, posted at 21.12.10 11:12:16 by Zibbie Reply
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  • What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

    Where’s popcorn?

  • Comment 5, posted at 21.12.10 11:12:24 by McLovin Reply

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  • What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

    Annette.

  • Comment 6, posted at 21.12.10 11:17:23 by McLovin Reply

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  • This is gonna be a LONG day.. :roll: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 7, posted at 21.12.10 11:18:37 by Ice Reply
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  • I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrotts with the Grim Reaper…

    Dicing with death!

  • Comment 8, posted at 21.12.10 11:20:11 by McLovin Reply

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  • Black beauty, now there’s a dark horse.

  • Comment 9, posted at 21.12.10 11:22:54 by McLovin Reply

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  • Velcro. What a rip-off.

  • Comment 10, posted at 21.12.10 11:24:53 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 1) :
    LOVE this one! :lol:

  • Comment 11, posted at 21.12.10 11:25:28 by Big Fish Reply
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  • I was driving down the highway and someone rang me up to say that I’d been promoted to a director. I was in such a shock that I skidded to the left. Later, they rang back and said that I was now the managing director, so I veered the car to the right. Finally, they rang up and said that I was the chairman, and I drove right into the hard shoulder. Yes, I’d careered off the road.

  • Comment 12, posted at 21.12.10 11:29:09 by McLovin Reply

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  • Comment 2 is half-funny(yawn)

  • Comment 13, posted at 21.12.10 11:29:33 by bergshark Reply

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  • Yawn

  • Comment 14, posted at 21.12.10 11:29:56 by bergshark Reply

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  • Comment 12.. I’m waiting for the funny part in the story.. :-)

  • Comment 15, posted at 21.12.10 11:31:52 by bergshark Reply

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  • This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

  • Comment 16, posted at 21.12.10 11:32:08 by McLovin Reply

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  • Lol

  • Comment 17, posted at 21.12.10 11:33:36 by bergshark Reply

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  • Matt giteau is in fiji

  • Comment 18, posted at 21.12.10 11:34:36 by bergshark Reply

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  • @Big Fish (Comment 11) : Me too. :mrgreen:

  • Comment 19, posted at 21.12.10 11:37:14 by McLovin Reply

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  • When my grandfather became ill, my grandmother greased his back. After that, he went downhill very quickly.

  • Comment 20, posted at 21.12.10 11:38:23 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 10) :

    HAHAAHAHA :mrgreen:

  • Comment 21, posted at 21.12.10 11:38:35 by Zibbie Reply
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  • I need to print these

  • Comment 22, posted at 21.12.10 11:45:19 by Clayton(PJLD) Reply
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  • Ham and eggs: a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig!

  • Comment 23, posted at 21.12.10 11:47:23 by Sharks_UK Reply
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  • Clones are people, two.

  • Comment 24, posted at 21.12.10 11:48:37 by McLovin Reply

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  • Man goes into an Irish pub and asks the barman: What’s the quickest way to Dublin from here?

    Barman: Are you walking or going by car?

    Man: By car.

    Barman: That’s the quickest way.

  • Comment 25, posted at 21.12.10 11:51:18 by McLovin Reply

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  • What do u call a match between the JHB franchise rugby team and the DBN franchise rugby team?

    Sharks B vs Lions A

  • Comment 26, posted at 21.12.10 11:52:47 by Mocho Reply

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  • Where do the Enlish Cricket team stay when they in SA?

    Their Gran-Mothers House.

  • Comment 27, posted at 21.12.10 11:54:54 by Mocho Reply

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  • What did the one Sushi say too the other ..

    Wassup B !

  • Comment 28, posted at 21.12.10 11:55:43 by CSB Aplon's Biggest Fan ! Reply

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  • I had to let my best lumberjack go today.

    After his divorce, he just couldn’t hack it.

  • Comment 29, posted at 21.12.10 12:02:05 by Sharks_UK Reply
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  • @Mocho (Comment 26) :

    You had to go and spoil it … :evil:

  • Comment 30, posted at 21.12.10 12:05:19 by CSB Aplon's Biggest Fan ! Reply

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  • @Mocho (Comment 26) :

    maybe we can get da beast to do a Spur add after he gets here …

    after all you know what they say .. there’s no burger like a Jo’burger :P

  • Comment 31, posted at 21.12.10 12:08:00 by Zibbie Reply
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  • A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.

  • Comment 32, posted at 21.12.10 12:10:50 by McLovin Reply

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  • Someone asked me “What do you think of voluntary work?? I said “I wouldn’t do it if you paid me.”

  • Comment 33, posted at 21.12.10 12:18:48 by McLovin Reply

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  • @Zibbie (Comment 31) :
    Have a heart buddy – the pain is still fresh!

    Thought your comment on the Lions liking to recruit Sharks with Michael as one of their names was a ripper, but felt too tender to respond. :cry:

  • Comment 34, posted at 21.12.10 12:20:15 by Big Fish Reply
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  • So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says “Audi!”

  • Comment 35, posted at 21.12.10 12:20:56 by McLovin Reply

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  • @McLovin (Comment 32) :
    That’s not a joke – that’s my biography!

  • Comment 36, posted at 21.12.10 12:21:22 by Big Fish Reply
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  • I fancied a game of darts with my friend. He said, “Nearest the bull goes first” He went “Baah” and I went “Moo” He said “You’re closest”

  • Comment 37, posted at 21.12.10 12:21:30 by McLovin Reply

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  • @Big Fish (Comment 36) : :grin:

  • Comment 38, posted at 21.12.10 12:21:57 by Clayton(PJLD) Reply
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  • @McLovin (Comment 35) :
    That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

  • Comment 39, posted at 21.12.10 12:23:31 by Big Fish Reply
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  • @Big Fish (Comment 34) :

    hehe sorry i just had to respond ..

    and thanx :D

    i have nothing against anbody . fact is if beast joins the lions it would be a great day for the lions . if not great for the sharks ..

    what i did feel was wrong was the guy calling for beast brother to go along with him if he moves to the lions ..

    i feel that is unfair ..

  • Comment 40, posted at 21.12.10 12:25:38 by Zibbie Reply
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  • @CSB Aplon’s Biggest Fan ! (Comment 30) : How did I spoil it??

  • Comment 41, posted at 21.12.10 12:26:20 by Mocho Reply

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  • The lions assistant coach calls john mitchell (lions head coach) at 3 o’clock in the morning and shouts “John coca cola park is on fire what should we do!?” To which John replies shouting “the cups, the cups, save the cups!” The assistand coach replies with a slight whisper “the fire has spread to the kitchen yet John.”

  • Comment 42, posted at 21.12.10 12:32:03 by Ben Reply
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  • @Ben (Comment 42) : that last line should be the fire HASN’T spread to the kitchen yet john

  • Comment 43, posted at 21.12.10 12:39:36 by Ben Reply
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  • The club president, coach, a prop and a wing are taking a charter flight to the National Finals when the engines cut out. The pilot enters the passenger compartment and says, “We’re going down. There’s only four parachutes! Since I’m the pilot I’m taking one,” and then jumps from the plane.
    The coach says, “Without me the team won’t have a chance, so I’m taking one,” and he jumps out.
    The winger says, “I’m the fastest and smartest man on the pitch and without me the team can’t win a game, so I’m taking one,” and he jumps out of the plane.
    The club president looks at the prop and says, “You take the last parachute. The team needs you more than it needs me”. The prop responds, “We both can take a parachute. The smartest man on the pitch just jumped out of the plane with my kit bag on his back.”

  • Comment 44, posted at 21.12.10 12:40:48 by Clayton(PJLD) Reply
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  • What do you call a dude with a spade stuck in his head?

    Doug.

  • Comment 45, posted at 21.12.10 13:34:31 by rhineshark Reply
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  • What do you call a dude without a spade stuck in his head?

    Douglas.

  • Comment 46, posted at 21.12.10 13:34:59 by rhineshark Reply
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  • King Kallis was today renamed King CarLess!

  • Comment 47, posted at 21.12.10 14:26:30 by VinChainSaw Reply
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  • As Jacques se kop Kallis, dan kry hy inplants

  • Comment 48, posted at 21.12.10 14:41:37 by Ice Reply
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  • Naidoo was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Temple every service for the rest of my life and give up alcohol.”Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Naidoo looked up again and said “OK never mind, I found one.”

  • Comment 49, posted at 21.12.10 16:03:24 by Ben Reply
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  • @Ben (Comment 49) :

    :mrgreen:

  • Comment 50, posted at 21.12.10 16:14:08 by Ice Reply
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  • @Ice (Comment 48) : Kallis, my new hair-o. :twisted:

  • Comment 51, posted at 21.12.10 16:40:08 by McLovin Reply

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  • @Zibbie (Comment 40) :
    Whats wrong or unfair with that. The article was about adding value to players – this was clearly done by the Sharks in Beasts case and the chances are pretty good that the same will apply in his brothers case. The chances are also pretty good that the younger boet will follow Beast if he encourages him. Its in view of that that I say cut him loose with Beast and let the Lions do the developing.
    Surely you have confidence in your development / age group structures to do a sterling job with you the young Beast.

  • Comment 52, posted at 21.12.10 17:13:13 by Salmonoid Reply
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  • now this thread is great and gee we still SW points eeeeaaaahhhhhh :mrgreen:

  • Comment 53, posted at 21.12.10 17:18:36 by chaz Reply

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  • Knock knock,

  • Comment 54, posted at 21.12.10 17:30:48 by chaz Reply

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  • who’s there?

    Jokes.

  • Comment 55, posted at 21.12.10 17:31:25 by chaz Reply

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  • Jokes who?

    Funny and Jokes!

    :mrgreen: ;-)

  • Comment 56, posted at 21.12.10 17:31:50 by chaz Reply

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  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    B-4 !
    B-4 who ?
    B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

  • Comment 57, posted at 21.12.10 17:33:28 by chaz Reply

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  • Q.) Why do Lions eat raw meat?
    A.) Because they don’t know how to cook!

  • Comment 58, posted at 21.12.10 17:35:29 by chaz Reply

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  • Nock nock

    who there

    LIONS

    LIONS who :!: :!:

    LION POACHES

  • Comment 59, posted at 21.12.10 17:39:19 by chaz Reply

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  • Q.) Why did the lion loose at poker?
    A.) Because he was playing with a cheetah!

  • Comment 60, posted at 21.12.10 17:40:13 by chaz Reply

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  • I’ve got a friend whose nickname is “Shagger”. You might think that’s pretty cool. She doesn’t like it. :razz:

  • Comment 61, posted at 23.12.10 12:14:15 by Nhumrod Reply

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