Yes, we have hit February. The start to the Superugby season. And yes, I am sure we are SO looking forward to it.
However, we feel the need and see it as our duty to put this very important message out there.
To all our non-rugby watching partners. Female as well as male:
1. If you get an “mmm” answer after a question, it means the following: Go! Go and enjoy! Just don’t bash the car, don’t spend more than R50. Make it snappy and bring nice fatty biltong, a case of beer, a packet of chips, rumpsteak, wors (a side dish), chops ( a side dish) and charcoal.
2. Do NOT move between the TV set and the Rugby-guru. Doing it stark nekkid won’t make a difference.
3. Keep your “cleaning-up” ideas until after the game.
4. Halftime, injury time and in between games is meant for bathroom duties. Pee. Don’t come with silly questions like “is the water suppose to drip from the ceiling like that?” Or “is it normal for flames coming from the cars’ dashboard?”…Leave it till after the game.
Thank you in advance for your co-operation. We love you, yes you look nice in that new outfit and no your mother cannot come and visit. See you in November.
Your rugby loving partner