It’s with great sadness that I feel compelled to report that the mullet has, finally, irrevocably and incontrovertibly, died.
That’s right, folks. One of the last great proponents of the “business at the front, party at the back” hairstyle – as well as, dare I say, lifestyle – has decided that a more serious approach is now warranted at the ripe old age of 24 and has taken the drastic step of finally joining the short-back-and-sides majority.
Anton Bresler’s long-suffering girlfriend Kelly posted the below photo on Twitter yesterday, as a warning to all those fans who may just wonder who exactly it is running onto the field in the number 5 jersey for the Sharks this weekend. Rest assured, people, we’re sure that the same number of tackles and rucks will be put in, regardless of the relative hair shortage this weekend!