Ouens, I can almost not seed the final score I was so deep in my my brannas gekyk on Saterday but one thing I know are that that blerrie useless moegoe that are not a proper coach are need to be fired and sommer gou gou!
Even poor Victor and Bakkies can’t get into the game because of this blerrie poephol who is messing with all the best things that that other oke, that oke we thought were a veraaier but now we think in hindsight are a good oke did, by picking all the ous from Loftus to play for the Bokke. Now it are all this Snor oke with this Western Province warra warra kak and now some okes even thinks that Victor aren’t the best anymore. Maybe it are a lucky thing looking backwards (as we do) that when our Oom Boet and that pelle wanted their motion of no competence it weren’t actually carried off, hey?
Now us ous are saying for a long time that Heyneken Meyer are the best coach cos he are won the Super 12 and made the Bulls the champions of the world and of Europe and Africa and that if we pick the side with Victor and Bakkies, but also put Kuun and Guthro and that Gerber oke wiff them, and then also Wikus and Pedrie (whatever are wrong wif Pedrie, ek vra maar nou) and then Pierre and then we just need to find a spot for ou Danie.
But now Liefling are always clearly the best choice for the Boks, even though that Butch James poephol have won the World Cup but it are Snor’s fault that he are now a bad player so we must rather pick Morne Steyn. Wynand Olivier are also looking very good and he will never costed us a try like that Frans de Villiers oke from Western Province did, so we must pick him as well as Akona and Zane Kirchner and then we will sommer moer the All Blacks next week.
So in short it are time for the best coach to be picked and for him to pick the best players and then we just need a game plan – we okes from Loftus always has chosed the direct one with the voories and backs all playing like voories – and then just maar moer that okes, because blerrie Snor and his kak Western Province okes are just going to costed us the World Cup.
Tot later en Loftus-groete oeuns.
Piet Pienaar
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that’ll teach me to leave the admin password lying around
Classic! 😀
this oke makes some good points, though
@robdylan (Comment 3) : Totally, only they are hidden, hence my high accolade.
Maak die Bulle almal Bokke!!! 😯
@wpw (Comment 5) : surely not in this day and age! 😉
What do you okes think of Pienaar? Should we get him to do a weekly piece?
Maak JP Nel die Kaptein!!!
coach is spelt wrong. it should be couch. 😉
@McLovin (Comment 8) :
and ‘lucky thing’ should be lucky ‘fing’… 🙄
@robdylan (Comment 6) : I would seriously recommend that. A tongue in ckeek piece with cleverly disguided truths could go a long way to take grumpiness away.
@wpw (Comment 9) : should ckeek be cheek?? 😯
@Silver Fox (Comment 11) : tongue in brannas?
@robdylan (Comment 12) :
Hey I’m losing these charaters every now and then. DRAGONS?
@robdylan (Comment 6) : I are keen!
@Baldrick (Comment 14) : kiff. I’ll try haul him out of the bar at Loftus…
Why do i hear “we will rock you” drums?
@PJLD(RIP Bernie Mac) (Comment 16) : I can negotiate?….
His article reminds me of Vic’s performance on Saturday 😉
@Silver Fox (Comment 11) :
Depends if your tongue is IN your ckeek when saying the word. 😉
@Sauce (Comment 18) : all over the place?
Frans De Villiers
Jean, Frans and Piet seem to have bonded well
Nah just Plain Kak.
@Sauce (Comment 22) : Ag I’ll sommer bucke your frame boet
@Pienaar die Blou Bul (Comment 23) :
Best you change you avatar to someone capable of a buckle then dude. 😆
Very strong points from Pienaar – I’m glad he took the time off to carve this into rock for us.
@KSA Shark © (Comment 24) : Victor will moer you wif his baard
Pienaar, why do I feel like I’ve met you before somewhere? 😉
I see the other crowd are getting themselves into a froth about Stegmann, the new Bok openside saviour. Not sure how our pal Pienaar missed that obvious selection. 😉
I are now agreeing wif PDBB!
@blackshark (Comment 29) :
PDBB…….say it fast and you sound like the little robot from Buck Rogers.
(If you’re not old enough to know what I am talking about then don’t bother) 😉
@KSA Shark © (Comment 30) : No one is that old… 😯 😯 😯
@Silver Fox (Comment 31) :
I AM 😳
@KSA Shark © (Comment 32) : I beat you by a mile old son, do not blush, we are just ” experienced in the way’s of life.” 😛 I happen to know your age, and beat you by ten, so I expect some respect!! 😈
@Silver Fox (Comment 33) :
Okay I know how old I am, so this makes it WAYYYYYYYYYYY past your bedtime. 😉
@KSA Shark © (Comment 34) : 😆 😆 😆
@KSA Shark © (Comment 30) : 😳 Have no idea… 😆 I have no idea…Thank God I have no idea…
@KSA Shark © (Comment 30) : I had a buck rodgers t-shirt when I was little. 😎