Pienaar die Blou Bul

Ref cheat, Bulle are robbed

Written by Piet Pienaar (Pienaar die Blou Bul)

Posted in :Bulls, Currie Cup, Original Content, Sharks on 8 Sep 2008 at 11:05
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Ouen, I sweer I are NEVER again takings the karavan to thet blerrie Derben plek again in my lewe.

Ek en vroutjie are sitting so lekker there wiff ons naartjies en lekker 3-liter bottel Klippies when Oom Victor and the BULLE are playing such lekker rukby. Ek sweer, when vat Poerie du Preez pass that ball so kief for Lifling and ou Meisiekind run straight past vat useless Haaie Morne Steyn outjie and pass the ball for Marius Jonker, I are almost wet my jean pant. Jinne, but I are blowing vat blou vuvuzela of mines kilphard, so that ous sitting in front of us wants to tjune me ek se. I just say for him “looks for the scoreboard ou pel” and that are that.

Maar that Tjarks ouens are nogal slim want they are convince ou pel Ndungane to switch sides and next thing our ouens check he are scoring a try against his own team, what vat outjie wiff the one eyebrow are skop over en iewer so skielek are the Bulls not so far ahead. And nex fing vet blerrie ou are keep skopping were poor ou Hougaardas are missing everyfing. It must be the alititude by Durban what are affect his normal suiwer kicking style.

Maar ons BULLE ouens are feeling quite lekker by the half time want by vis stage we are well into the second bag of naartjies wat have got n halwe bottel Cane in each one. So it are jus after half time when that blerrie Italian ouen is catching the ball from a kief pass what the Bulle are gooing and give it to that ouen that are run fast while he look like he run slow. And neex fin you blerrie knows the Bulle are weer agter and it are all because the blerrie Soutie ref are bias. Waar’s ou Piet van Zyl deesdae, I ask wif tears by my eyes?

But the fat lady, who are actually my vrou, have not even started to sang yet want all of a sardyn that Bulle are suddenly just stopping to drop all the passes and woeps, waps that Meisikined ou have score three tries and the BULLE have a bonuspunt!

Maar jinne ouens, I are just getting ready wiff my bloubul flag en my boombox met the youngest Steve Hofmeyr treffers thereon and are going down for de field to make a victory lap, when that blerrie cheat ref give the haaie two try, one for that Daniel Keegan moffie what are playing kak wiff all that skops. Locks are meants to just sommer run at ouens and knock them over – he must watch more for ou Spies.

Maar anyway, that history books that I aren’t read are saying vat the Haaie are win this time en it are the last time I are ever going for Durban to kyk rubky want the bloody souties and their ref wiff the kief hair are just cheat!

Groete tot volgende keer by LOFTUS

Piet Pienaar


  • ag jammer maar shit happens hay

  • Comment 1, posted at 08.09.08 11:23:23 by Pokkel Reply
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  • ” But the fat lady, who are actually my vrou ” 😆 😆 😆

  • Comment 2, posted at 08.09.08 11:36:31 by PJLD(RIP Bernie Mac) Reply
  • I cannot make heads nor tails of this article….much like the Bulls performance on Saturday.

  • Comment 3, posted at 08.09.08 11:46:52 by Sauce Reply
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  • Tiger must sieker by the klippies for the rest of the year for that stuff up on the goal line.

  • Comment 4, posted at 08.09.08 11:50:08 by PJLD(RIP Bernie Mac) Reply
  • Am to hazy to make sense of that. Roll on bed time!
    What a game though!

  • Comment 5, posted at 08.09.08 11:50:56 by billy Reply

  • @billy (Comment 5) :

    @Sauce (Comment 3) :

    Same here, seems Piet is still pissed or pissed off and only managed to get the general idea that he isn’t going to be part of the avalanche next time it happens across.

  • Comment 6, posted at 08.09.08 11:56:38 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • Hehehehe!! Tell them Piet!! It was obvious that the Sharks were in cahoots with the ref. He did not even want to listen to Victor’s undeniably better understanding of the laws. 😛

  • Comment 7, posted at 08.09.08 11:58:51 by Silver Fox Reply

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  • @Silver Fox (Comment 7) : And Vic spoke so politely to mr ref.

  • Comment 8, posted at 08.09.08 12:07:21 by PJLD(RIP Bernie Mac) Reply
  • @PJLD(RIP Bernie Mac) (Comment 8) :

    Losers ARE mostly polite when interviewed. 🙂

  • Comment 9, posted at 08.09.08 12:13:05 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • yup i put the knockers on mark lawrence. he made some mistakes both ways. but hey isn’t that what rugby has becoime. at least the players made the game entertaining. i do enjoy listening to victor whining to the ref. he is becoming a master at it.

  • Comment 10, posted at 08.09.08 12:34:28 by try time Reply

  • Mark Lawrence a soutie! lmao! 😆

  • Comment 11, posted at 08.09.08 13:10:37 by klempie Reply

  • Actually thought ML favoured the Bulls on the ground… saw lots of hands in on their side that didn’t get punished

  • Comment 12, posted at 08.09.08 13:13:24 by robdylan Reply
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  • “Groete tot volgende keer by LOFTUS”

    There ain’t gonna be another keer at Loftus sunshine! Should be

    “Groete tot volgende keer by Konings Park vir die Finaal.”

    Sien jou daar.

    Groete van ‘n soutpiel. 😉

  • Comment 13, posted at 08.09.08 13:26:29 by klempie Reply

  • @klempie (Comment 13) : I would quite happily NOT play the Bulls in another final at KP, thanks…

  • Comment 14, posted at 08.09.08 13:30:05 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 14) : True dat…

  • Comment 15, posted at 08.09.08 13:48:04 by klempie Reply

  • I looked all over for PdBB’s blue Cortina but i guess he didn’t hang around for the braai. :mrgreen:

    @robdylan (Comment 14) : You prefer Floptus then? 😆

  • Comment 16, posted at 08.09.08 13:56:42 by blackshark Reply

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  • Must say I enjoyed Matfield’s Banana Biltong kick when the Twin collect & Meisiekind scored. 🙄

  • Comment 17, posted at 08.09.08 14:58:08 by PaarlBok Reply

  • @robdylan (Comment 12) : nevermind the two obstructions on stefan that were missed. one resulted in a try for the bulls and one could have created a try for the sharks.

  • Comment 18, posted at 08.09.08 15:10:41 by try time Reply

  • @blackshark (Comment 16) : I’d rather not play them 😉

  • Comment 19, posted at 08.09.08 15:17:47 by robdylan Reply
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  • @PaarlBok (Comment 17) : you know why he did that? I thought he was trying to kick the ball out to get the penalty they had coming to them…

  • Comment 20, posted at 08.09.08 15:19:49 by robdylan Reply
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  • Heh-heh. “outjie wiff the one eyebrow”
    Don’t knock the unibrow man, it gives Ruan samson-like skill.

  • Comment 21, posted at 08.09.08 16:02:00 by CapeShark Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 20) : Locks cant kick, they have to run like Bekker. Ja you were right, wrong attemp worked out pretty well in the end.

  • Comment 22, posted at 08.09.08 16:45:36 by PaarlBok Reply

  • @PaarlBok (Comment 22) : Bekker – man, watched his try for the Boks. What a superb athlete!

  • Comment 23, posted at 08.09.08 16:49:07 by robdylan Reply
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