Hoesit manne! Piet Pienaar here reporting from my lounge in Danville exclusief for Sharksworld…
I are get sommer lekker upwound when I can likes to fink about the Kurriebeker finaal die week by Loftus when that mighty BULLE are take on for that Tjietas what have last won in 1965, back when my Karavan were new.
Now Oom Heynecke have name a very strong span for this powermeeting, wiff ou Doring Habbana back by die vleuel spot an ou Meisikind back there by senter instead for that useless Vetgat Julies. Goodfrow Steenkamp are back by hakker wiff that superstrong Rayno van der Merwe there by prop. It are a shame ou Bakkies aren’t fiks for vis game but it are fine to have ou Pakslae Rosso there saam met oom Victor. Pedrie van der Berg have obviously been sending more SMS-boodksaps for his stukke from the change room, because he are not even in the span vis week. It sommer make me wonder if ou P3 are going to stay here wiff the Bulle or if maybe he are going to looks for a veldt what are more green, if julle ouens catches my punt.
Nog ‘n Bulletjie wat are besluit vat Loftus are not the land of milk an heuning for him are vat Andre Kruger laatie, wat are blykbaar going North to Scotland to play for that Northumbria Saints next year. It are a big blow for the Bulle want nog a lightie wat are not going to be by Loftus anymore are young Hennerik Root, what are decide he have had enough for Rukby and rather want to play gholf. It are altyd sad when our born-and-bred Pretoria laaties are decide not to play vir die Bulle!
I fink for die Bulle are it important vat ou Victor and Bakkies-hulle stays wiff us by Loftus for the next 10 years want we have no ouens to step into their big toks anymore. Lucky for us ou Bakkies have at least signed until he are 65… now if we can only convinces ou Victor to do ve same.
Elk geval – it are going to be a lekker game and I are sure the Bulle will add vat Kurriebeker to ve list of other trofiee wat they have won this year, the Super 12 and the Vodacom Cup!
Bulle bo!
Groetnis
Piet Pienaar

Piet Heyneke is no longer there… he’s now a rooi-nek!
@bryce_in_oz (Comment 1) : shhh… you’ll drive him into a frenzy 🙂
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Die bulle is se ondersteuner is soos brokeback mountain…altyd gewillige po*p*lle om die veld!
reply on above:
ek hoor daar is so min ondersteuners by die Coke Blik, dat hulle die skare een een aan die spleres voorstel.
@bryce_in_oz (Comment 1) : Who be Piet Heyneke? 😀
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 3) : Hi Ice!!!
The Bulle only have one supporter? 😯 😯
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 3) : Hi Ice. Thanks for the news on Alexander, I shall send the link forward as well: http://www.justgiving.com/KARENWALKER1978/?
@KILLER SHARK (Comment 7) : Thanks Killer! will appreciate! Strange thread for your comment though? LOL