Chaps (and chapettes) – the inaugural Sharksworld Fantasy League Competition has come to an end, after 18 gruelling weeks of Currie Cup rugby. We are proud to report that Fattmann has emerged as the overall winner. Congrats, Fattmann, you win a 2009 Sharks Super 14 jersey, signed by the entire squad!
We’ll get your prize to you early in the new year, once all the Sharks have returned from their holidays, Bok tours and the like.
Early season frontrunner sexkitten was really unlucky, losing out by a scant 4.75 points in the final analysis. She came in second, with our favourite old-timer Silver Fox in third place. Here is the complete top ten:
- Fattmann 798.75
- sexkitten 794
- Silver Fox 786
- mbayshark 780.5
- Ollie 762.5
- just blackshark 762
- bstott 755.75
- walter van transvaal.co.za 750.75
- flop 732
- Sharksmad – The Blog’s Dudette 712.5
It’s pretty good to see two of our contributors made the top 10. Well done, Blacksharks and Walter. Putting together a leaderboard of all of us writers, one can easily see which of us actually know their rugby. Sauce – you were stone last, boet… pull up your socks!
- just blackshark 6
- walter van transvaal.co.za 8
- robdylan (CC Champ ’08) 17
- Big Fish 23
- Le Req 26
- Agent Orange 34
- KSA Shark Β© 36
- wpw 40
- MorneN 42
- Sauce 48
Looking at the Most Valuable Players over the course of the season, well done to Morne Steyn, who saw off a strong challenge from Earl Rose to emerge with the title. Here is the top 5:
- Morne Steyn 73.5
- Earl Rose 63.25
- Johann Muller 52
- Wikus van Heerden 50
- Keegan Daniel 42
Look out for a later post with some more detailed stats and start getting your thinking caps on. We need some serious suggestions about how we can improve this competition in time for the 2009 Super 14.
Thanks for playing and well done to you all.

congrats, Fattmann! And he did it with NO TRADES as well!
@robdylan (CC Champ β08) (Comment 1) :
Well done!…now start watching out for the Ice Queen… π
Rob…is Sexkitten not a partnership??
Well done Maddie as well… π
Thankx guys the jersey will look great I will get it framed and hang along with my other memorabilia Hoping to make the uk for the pom game wanted wales but no tour packages unless u guys know of any
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 3) : no – sexkitten’s hubby came 9th.
sorry Icey – that was just waaaay too off topic for my liking π
@ice comment 4
sorry dont understand afrikaans did not grow up here
Big ups to the Sharksworld team for the competition and the great prizes that were on offer….contributed to making the CC exciting.
Congrats to fattmann, sexkitten and Silver Fox…and the rest of the top 10.
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 2) : We came back strongly in the final rounds I’cey…
@robdylan (CC Champ β08) (Comment 7) :
I was wanting to ask you to put a Thread up every now and then for “useless” news which, someone like me find very amusing… π
See Rose @ 2…
@robdylan (CC Champ β08) (Comment 6) :
SexKitten and FLOP??? LMAO!!! What a combination!

@Fattmann (Comment 8) :
Its an off the topic article which I found very weird…no worries! Congrats! Sure you understand THAT! π
Not sure where to post this….but here goes…Plumtree and Terblanche was chosen CC coach and player of the month of Oct, respectively… π
I think the post numbers are a bit screwed… π
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 13) : How many Coach of The Month things did Plum get ?
@just blackshark (Comment 9) :
We sure did!! Maybe we should team up next time….I came in FLYING…that’s how I use to run my races at school as well…keep it calm in the beginning and when everyone is flou at the end…I’d dig out theat last bit of power and sprint straight to the finish line – always use to get HUGE applause for this….
(I am a show-off…what can I say!
BUT…only diffs is – I usually ended up firts in my races…here I started my sprint maybe a liiiitttlllleee bit late…did not even get an applause.. π π
@just blackshark (Comment 16) :
Not sure BS…was it not only 2?
@just blackshark (Comment 14) : it happen sometimes π
@ ice
thanks and a round of applause for you
I only wear sandal’s brew, thats why i did so badly.
Looking at my squad i seemed to have picked everyone who didn’t play or fscked off overseas….i blame the Sharks bias of this site for my poor showing or i am trying to hard to mirror my teams performances….you choose
π
@Sauce (Comment 21) :
And to think I was even behind Sous at one stage… π³
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 21) : That’s impossible, i think i started last and finished last. π
@Sauce (Comment 23) :
No…you were second last at a stage…blieve me …I KNOW!!

@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 24) :
1st 3 rounds…then 4th we were even…and then you were poegaai! π
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 3) : Thanks Ice!! My word I was doing so badly inititally, I stopped looking where I was in the FL! I have even forgotten who my chosen team was π³ but boy am I happy to have made the top 10! π
Well thanks for the beating none the less π
@Sauce (Comment 26) :
@Sauce (Comment 27) :
Youre welcome, Sous.. π
@robdylan (CC Champ β08) (Comment 28) :
Robs…whats going on?? My numbering seems right, but your replies are haywire?
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 29) : Blonde moment β β π
@Sauce (Comment 31) :
Whats new?
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 29) : Icey – it’s cos I removed that comment of yours. It still shows up on your screen, but for the rest of it, it’s gone.
It’s a strange bug-type-thing in wordpress that I haven’t found a workaround for yet
@Sauce (Comment 31) :
Have I missed sumething ONCE again??? π³ Whats so blonde about it?
@robdylan (CC Champ β08) (Comment 33) :
Ahh – okay!
Is that the “blonde moment” Worchestire is reffering to??
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 33) : Nothing really, was taking a cheap shot π
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 34) : perhaps!
@Sauce (Comment 36) :
Becarefull you dont get a hiding instead of a beating! πΏ
@Sauce (Comment 35) :
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 37) : Shooooooweeeee π
Apologies Mam’, i will try and be more respectful in future π
Thanks for the nic suggestion.
@robdylan (CC Champ β08) (Comment 37) :
Oh Shit…nevermind.. π³ π³
@robdylan (CC Champ β08) (Comment 39) :
You having Fun, Rob??? π πΏ
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 42) : always π
@Worcestershire Sauce (Comment 40) : LOVE it! π
@robdylan (CC Champ β08) (Comment 44) :
Glad I could be of entertainment value.. π
@Worcestershire Sauce (Comment 41) :
Glad I could be of help..
i have to share this with people that might need a laugh since i cant or dont want to blog on the bulls site i will do it here:
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my
electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m
positive…
3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll
serve you,but don’t start anything.”
4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry we
don’t serve food in here.”
5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
6.A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his
arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
“Does this taste funny to you?”
8. A man complains, “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass
of Home.'”
“That’s the Tom Jones Syndrome,” explains the doc.
“Is it common?” asks the man.
“It’s not unusual,” says the doc.
9. Two cows are standing in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”
“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.
“It’s true, no bull!” exclaimed Daisy.
10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
to look at, either.
11. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,
“My dog’s cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do?”
“Let’s have a look at him.” says the vet. So he picks the dog up and
examines his eyes. Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“Just because he’s cross-eyed?” asks the man.
“No, because he’s really heavy,” says the vet.
13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t
find any.
14. I went to the butcher’s and wanted to bet him 50 bucks that he
couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too
high ”
15. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire
In the craft, it sank, proving that you can’t have your kayak and
heat it too!
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
18. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says,
DAM!”
@barend (Comment 46) : I love those. 13 is my fav
18 β
#8 π
Liked all of them but the Rottweiler one killed me…
@chernaya akula – BS (Comment 50) : I guess it didn’t help that I read all of them as Lieutenant Caine from CSI Miami. π
@chernaya akula – BS (Comment 52) :
There is NO ONE COOLER than Heratio!! π
@Ice Sharkadelic Babe (Comment 52) : Cracks me up all the time, he’s a legend!
Rather late than never! π
Great Fattmann and sexkitten!!! Well done to both of you.
Third?
“with our favourite old-timer Silver Fox” Teach you young pups yet!! π
@barend (Comment 46) : Really classy… π π π