Awe manne!Long laas vir julle gesien, yoh maar julle is mos soe skaars soes hoender tanne.
Anyrate, I just wanted to wys yous about Friday night when I did mos go to Newlands to go skree for the Stormers against that team full laaities from Australia, ja you know mos, that place where all my aunties and them lives.
Ja so anyway a got a gap and went through early to the stadium, I had a solid connuk for free dop and dite so I had to mos got there early to take full advantage.Got to Newlands so 5sih and check salute, im mos early there is klomp parking but Yoh, it was already thick there.I had a gevoel it was going to ruk and the Reds were going to line home in tears.
On the way in me and Xtal got a Peter De Villiers also maaching to the stadium, I thought it was a bietjie wierd because urra times when I used to go to the railway stand I always used to see a white X3 what say Jake 1 on it lekka parked inside.The ding is, for a brah that talk so much strond on TV this bru stand there with a bek full of teeth when you talk to him, he just smile the whooooole time.But ok, he did stand for a pictures and wat wat.
Kick off came and went and it didn’t start so lekka like I did think it was going to.After a minute and a half that lang skelm Andries Bekker soema took Matfields wing lock vibe a step further and decided he is gonna play flyhalf lock and when he tried to clear the ball the laatie with the tattoos and mullet get a lekka try verniet under my nose.
The Stormers wysed them what is what gou gou after the restart when thnew laaitie Vermualen didn’t go to ground when someone touched him and put Chavhanga away for a try.The ding is this, that was about the only blarry thing that was kwaai .The Stormers were running around like malletjies alot, and were nogals lekka when it came to tackling but I was nogals lekka unimpressed by what was klapping.This was a slapgat team full of laaities but we were making them look decent.
After a lekka tydjie with the score lamming on 20 something – 5 (I can’t remember so lekka, I was putting the Jamesons weg, im mos not used to such things)I check ok I was worried for nutting and we gonna make vet now, but just as I did think that the game soema change and the jongens got 3 tries goukyk by our line and they smokkelled the julle bonus points while we got nothing.My bru that was vrek blind, another paar minutes and the crowd woulda been lekka kwaad.
Ou Lukemaan played woelag nuh, nobody can evens stry, when he went off the mense gave him a lekka reception.Kykie im not his biggest fan but I thought it was blind for the mense to boo him, then again I think its blind to boo anybody.Its a vuil gedagtes.I scheme Lukemaan played lekka, Schalk GHD Brits was lekka and Kalli Vuki would have been tienand if he ran in sometimes.I hope Fondse don’t get injured, I think that brah is gehard.
But ja, that game is now klaar and we play the Blues this week, us WP/Stormers fans is again gonna stiek uit wild at the jol but I hope this time we tond get taken for a alles because its starting to get a bietjie lastag now.
Till next time
Safe!!
Claytie
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Brilliant!!! 😎
‘Schalk GHD Brits’
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Classic read.
@wpw (Comment 2) : You know he uses one!
😆 Great read, I swear I heard old Pip Friedmans (anyone remember him) voice coming through now and then.
@Claytie (Comment 4) :
Did you check Lukmaaan in full flight again??? bwahahahahaa 😆
Lukemaan 😆 😆 😆
Nice one Claytie!!!
Bakgat!
Now someone must tjoon Bekker that the best way for him to clear the ball from flyhalf lock would be using his head – no chances of a charge there.
hang on – if Clayite wrote today’s article, who the hell wrote yesterday’s one?
I am muy confused.
@robdylan (Comment 9) : PJLD
@blackshark (Comment 8) : hey dude… how was KP on Saturday? Did you go?
@wpw (Comment 6) : I wish he would have passed the ball to the wing….Bekker
@robdylan (Comment 11) :
Is Kevin Pietersen in South Africa? 😯
@Salmonoid (Comment 5) : 😯
Geez there is a blast from the past!!!!!!!!!!!!
@robdylan (Comment 11) :
Hot !!!
Most people looked like they had a lot to drink before kick off…and the perfect way to explain people’s emotions after the final whistle is “THIRSTY”… nothing much to say about the game.
Anyway- I’m working on something…just have to remind these people I work for that they don’t pay me enough to keep me this busy. 🙂
Oh – and for those who are still interested in the Champions League SB- it’s back on today so don’t forget to make your picks. I forgot my varsity cup picks 👿 .
INTER!!!
@Ice (you can leave your hat on!) (Comment 15) : you saying you don’t read my articles? 😯
@blackshark (Comment 16) : the people I work for tend to use that argument the other way round 😳
@robdylan (Comment 9) :
xtal
Nice Claytie. Saw nothing from bolla Bolla, thats when we start to struggle, ek denk!. 🙄
Time Rassie give him penson and try Duvenhage.
Good read Clayty….
Schalk GHD Brits
What is GHD!??!
@robdylan (Comment 18) :
@PaarlBok (Comment 21) : I really dont think the language i want to use when talking about Bolla is gona fly on this site PB 😉
@Hmmm (Comment 23) : Someone please help Hmmm out with this one
@Hmmm (Comment 23) :
@Claytie (Comment 26) :
http://www.ghdhair.com/
@KSA Shark © (Comment 14) :
Yep, came across a Springbok radio site where they have lots of their old shows archieved. Actually listened to the Pip Friedman show not that long ago.