Ouens, I are sommer nou bitjie ve MOER IN, want it are appear as is ve Bulle are not have wings anymore.
First are ve bit of bad news vat ou Akoner Ndingaane have broken his leg against vat Valke ouens on Friday. I are hear some of vat ouens by Loftus say vat maybe he can like to run faster wif one leg only, but I are sure vat it are just ve sort of joke vat only us Bloubul fans can find funny! It are not a lekker fing for ou dreadlocks, want he are now going to miss for ve rest of ve hole seisoen.
And ven nogal I are hear vat ou Flying Bryan Havana are mos heading for ve bright lights of Cape Town, because he are reckon vat Pretoria are not enough of a bustling metropolis for his high flying lifestyle. Miskien are ve problem vat he just need to check wiff ou Wynhand Oliver where all ve kief nightspots and top hair salons are in ve capital. It are hard to track down ou Wynhand vese days, because when he are not racing his GTi around Swartkops, he are trying to do ve same on ve N1 highway.
I hear he have ask to be put in ve same sel as ou Fudge Mubata and John Memotsa vere by Brooklyn-polisekantoor. It are ve one what vey reserve for ve Bulls-players and have a poster of Steve Hofmeyr on ve wall.
So now it look to me like we are mos going to have not vat many of wings for ve Super 12 next year. Miskien wiff ou Morne Steyn and Meisiekind by 10 and 12 are it not matter so much anyway…
Groete to volgenne keer
Piet Pienaar
Blubullondersteuner and amateur rukby journalis. (I have study ve same correspondance course as Gavin Rich)
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Tough stuff about Acorner Ndungane…
…and suddenly I feel like Chicken Licken wings…mmmhhh…
@provincejoulekkading (Comment 1) : cheeky sod, isn’t he? 🙂
@blackshark (Comment 2) : I was just thinking about Chicken Licken. Do they still have that nca peri peri sauce? Best stuff in the world!
Don’t panic Piet, you can play Big Vic on the wing or maybe try and buy Andries Bekker – they from the same school of thought about a locks best postional play is way out wide.
@provincejoulekkading (Comment 1) :
Good stuff!
Rob, was Olivier nabbed speeding?
@Big Fish (Comment 5) : correct…
@robdylan (Comment 6) : I’m pretty sure CT newspapers claimed he was doing 200kph, but that could just be anger at him turning WP down.
i was driving behind justin downey the other day,and he also nailed it on the highway in his 206 gti
@willa (Comment 8) : seriously? He he…
@willa (Comment 8) : how did you know it was him, BTW? Was it the hair? Or does he have a sponsored vehicle?
i spotted the hair at first in my mirror, but then he stopped next to me, when we got to the highway i lost him at about 150km/h and it looked like i was parking 😆
@willa (Comment 11) : maybe he was late for practice… or was trying to get to the beach before the surf died down
@robdylan (Comment 12) : im guessing he left something at home, he drove away from the stadium about 4 hours before the game
Piet’s english is so bad that I battle to read it (and I’m a dutchman)
. I don’t think there is a spell check in the world that can sort that lot out. 😆
@robdylan (Comment 3) :
The babalaas sauce? Yep they still make it… 😛
@molly (Comment 7) :
Since when are WP Newspapers reliable. 😆
According to Carina v Wyk, from Volksblad, who must be related to Pienaar die Blou Bull
Olivier past a speed camera at 164km/h in a silver VW Golf GTi.
Police confirmed his arrest. He was charged with reckless and negligent driving, and freed on bail.
It was not yet known when the Springbok will appear in court.
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@willa (Comment 13) : must have been his lucky hair gel 🙂
@robdylan (Comment 12) :
Maybe he had the sunroof open and THAT is the reason for the hairstyle 😛
@blackshark (Comment 15) : can you actually buy it in bottles? Or still only get it in little packets from the outlets?
@robdylan (Comment 19) : I Rob. I don’t know if it’s just me, but the poll doesn’t seem to be working
@KSA Shark © (Comment 16) :
Word has it that there was a sale on hair-products on the other side of town…
Can you imagine if we had someone that looked like Downey playing for WP?
@Pokkel (Comment 20) : yeah – I just noticed that myself.
Silly little glitch, I guess… I’ll try fix it
oh, and you guys have Keegan doing the bachelor model thing.
@molly (Comment 22) : ha ha! He’s far too beautiful for the likes of you… stick to the orcs, hobbits and trolls 🙂
@molly (Comment 24) : he he… what are you saying?
@robdylan (Comment 26) : isn’t it obvious? You guys are going the “pretty” boy route.
@molly (Comment 27) : yeah, but our pretty boys can play rugby 🙂
@Big Fish (Comment 21) :
So now the Question begs.
Was Downey racing to a Gel sale in Pta, or was Meisiekind racing to a Gel sale in Dbn? 😛
@willa (Comment 13) : He probably thought you were stalking him, and when you followed him onto the hwy, all he wanted to do was get away. 😀 You shouldn’t have smiled and winked at him when he stopped next to you. 😆
@KSA Shark © (Comment 29) : maybe they wanted to meet halfway to share tips? 🙂
(OK, Justin is going to kill me!)
@Dancing Bear (Comment 30) : I wonder if Willa still has the beard… JD probably thought his head was on upside down 🙂
@robdylan (Comment 31) :
You are starting a family fued dude. 😆
@robdylan (Comment 19) :
You can get it in bottles now…
@blackshark (Comment 34) : yeeha! Must gets me some when I’m in SA