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Bulls lose Wors to freak accident


Written by Rob Otto (robdylan)

Posted in :Bulls, Currie Cup, Original Content on 30 Sep 2011 at 13:31
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Blue Bulls prop Dean Mac Guyver “Wors” Greyling, whose many names are probably warranted given his sheer size, has apparently ruled himself out of contention for this evening’s clash against the Pumas through injudicious use of a kitchen utensil.

It sounds like the big prop managed to cut himself, presumably while carving off a massive hunk of biltong, rather than in response to reading the latest Twilight novel. Whatever the case, he’ll play no part this evening, with “World’s Luckiest Bok” Werner Kruger shifting to loosehead and Rossouw de Klerk (maybe he should borrow one of Greyling’s first names, since he seems to have none!) coming into the number 3 jersey.

Frik Kirsten comes into the 22 as the bench prop.

Revised Blue Bulls:

15 Zane Kirchner, 14 Bjorn Basson, 13 Wynand Olivier, 12 Francois Venter, 11 Gerhard van den Heever, 10 Louis Fouche, 9 Jano Vermaak, 8 CJ Stander, 7 Jacques Potgieter, 6 Warwick Tecklenburg, 5 Juandre Kruger, 4 Flip van der Merwe, 3 Rossouw de Klerk, 2 Gary Botha (captain), 1 Werner Kruger

Substitutes: 16 Willie Wepener, 17 Frik Kirsten, 18 Gerrit-Jan van Velze, 19 Arno Botha, 20 Dustin Jinka, 21 Francois Brummer, 22 Jurgen Visser


19 Comments

  • Damnit Rob, you gave me a BIG fright with that headline.

    Anyway… hopefully Rossouw de Klerk has a big game. Would like to see ANYBODY take over from Werner Kruger.

    Wasn’t Frik Kirsten highly thought of not long ago? Almost sure I can remember him being the U20 Baby Boks starting tighthead.

  • Comment 1, posted at 30.09.11 13:57:43 by hendrikp Reply
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  • @hendrikp (Comment 1) : I don’t rate De Klerk any higher than Kruger. Chadwick has already slaughtered both of them this season and he’s only a wee baby!

  • Comment 2, posted at 30.09.11 14:02:17 by robdylan Reply
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  • Is there some new ruling that it is mandatory for CC Premier Division teams to field at least one player nicknamed “Wors”?

  • Comment 3, posted at 30.09.11 14:04:27 by Culling Song Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 2) : brilliant!!!

  • Comment 4, posted at 30.09.11 14:26:45 by SharksRTB Reply

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  • @Culling Song (Comment 3) : I think it might be, ja!

  • Comment 5, posted at 30.09.11 14:32:48 by robdylan Reply
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  • @hendrikp (Comment 1) : 😆 Same here. Had me cupping my groin in an involuntarily protective reaction.

  • Comment 6, posted at 30.09.11 14:50:49 by rhineshark Reply
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  • Yikes! That sounds like the way Andrew Mehrtens used to pick up injuries that kept him out for half the season at a time, back in his days.

  • Comment 7, posted at 30.09.11 15:12:40 by beet Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 2) : Chadwick is older than Rossouw de Klerk 😀

  • Comment 8, posted at 30.09.11 15:14:28 by beet Reply
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  • Geez, I expected wors(e) from that headline!

    Love the Rossouw de Klerk line! 😆

  • Comment 9, posted at 30.09.11 15:18:55 by Big Fish Reply
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  • @beet (Comment 8) : don’t let silly things like facts get in the way of a good story, beeto… honestly, have you learned nothing? 🙂

  • Comment 10, posted at 30.09.11 15:37:58 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 10) : Sorry, slow learner in the house. My bad :mrgreen:

    However today anyone trying is going to struggle to top John Galt’s story of planning to go all the way to Kingspark, only to leave before the main attraction. 🙁

  • Comment 11, posted at 30.09.11 15:55:30 by beet Reply
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  • @beet (Comment 11) : I don’t get it

  • Comment 12, posted at 30.09.11 16:03:27 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 12) : I think it’s coz he’s so frustrated with the Sharks selections that he plans to leave after the u21 game and will not be watching the Sharks 😕

    I think it’s one of those things you have to see to believe.

  • Comment 13, posted at 30.09.11 16:15:10 by beet Reply
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  • @beet (Comment 13) : oh right… ja, just saw that comment.

    I have a feeling we might see something unexpected from the Sharks this weekend

  • Comment 14, posted at 30.09.11 17:16:03 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 14) :
    I’m willing to place money that its just your gout acting up again.

  • Comment 15, posted at 30.09.11 17:25:52 by Big Fish Reply
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  • @Big Fish (Comment 15) : how much money you got, bwana?

  • Comment 16, posted at 30.09.11 18:38:53 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 14) : Bound to happen. They do it every now and then just to annoy me in the next three games again. 🙂

    Nevertheless Go Sharks!

  • Comment 17, posted at 30.09.11 18:46:52 by Silver Fox Reply

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  • Lots of eye catching headline options here. ” Wors Underdone for Puma Feast ” could`ve worked! :mrgreen:

  • Comment 18, posted at 01.10.11 08:00:39 by Original Pierre Reply
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  • @Original Pierre (Comment 18) : Or

    “Wors nearly Chops his finger off”
    😉

  • Comment 19, posted at 01.10.11 11:26:40 by KSA Shark © Reply

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