IMPORTANT NOTICE from Sharksworld

Written by Iza Loubser (Ice)

Posted in :Meet the bloggers, Original Content, Super Rugby on 23 Feb 2012 at 11:35
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Yes, we have hit February. The start to the Superugby season. And yes, I am sure we are SO looking forward to it.

However, we feel the need and see it as our duty to put this very important message out there.

To all our non-rugby watching partners. Female as well as male:

1. If you get an “mmm” answer after a question, it means the following: Go! Go and enjoy! Just don’t bash the car, don’t spend more than R50. Make it snappy and bring nice fatty biltong, a case of beer, a packet of chips, rumpsteak, wors (a side dish), chops ( a side dish) and charcoal.

2. Do NOT move between the TV set and the Rugby-guru. Doing it stark nekkid won’t make a difference.

3. Keep your “cleaning-up” ideas until after the game.

4. Halftime, injury time and in between games is meant for bathroom duties. Pee. Don’t come with silly questions like “is the water suppose to drip from the ceiling like that?” Or “is it normal for flames coming from the cars’ dashboard?”…Leave it till after the game.

Thank you in advance for your co-operation. We love you, yes you look nice in that new outfit and no your mother cannot come and visit. See you in November.


Your rugby loving partner


  • Where can you get biltong, a case of beer, a packet of chips, rump-steak, wors, chops and charcoal for under R50?

    Don’t forget, the one question you should NEVER ask!!

    “Who is winning?”

  • Comment 1, posted at 23.02.12 11:42:28 by hendrikp Reply
  • @hendrikp (Comment 1) : You can spend as much money on those things…just not more than fifty on youself! 😉

  • Comment 2, posted at 23.02.12 11:45:17 by Ice Reply
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  • @Ice (Comment 2) :

    You know every time I see “Ice” I think about this:

  • Comment 3, posted at 23.02.12 11:48:31 by hendrikp Reply

  • Brilliant… 😆

  • Comment 4, posted at 23.02.12 11:54:35 by chucky Reply

  • @hendrikp (Comment 3) : You and about everyone else I know! And its my ringtone.. 😆

  • Comment 5, posted at 23.02.12 11:54:53 by Ice Reply
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  • If I may Ice, on this link is a few more guidelines for all SR supporters….. but it had to be done by NOW

  • Comment 6, posted at 23.02.12 12:17:18 by Franshark Reply
  • @Ice (Comment 5) : Bravo! You epitomise the ultimate female! 🙂

    I wish every female would understand the rules and regulations surrounding rugby like you do.

  • Comment 7, posted at 23.02.12 12:17:38 by StevieS Reply
  • @StevieS (Comment 7) : I’d like to think so too! LOL 😆

    @Franshark (Comment 6) : Thanks Fransman!

  • Comment 8, posted at 23.02.12 12:37:37 by Ice Reply
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  • Thats why i stay single during rugby out better for the both of us 😛

  • Comment 9, posted at 23.02.12 12:44:40 by shaniboi Reply

  • 😆 @ Ice…..don’t forget…half time SMS from or to Mama 😉

  • Comment 10, posted at 23.02.12 12:46:26 by Me2 aka Mama Shark Reply

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  • @Me2 aka Mama Shark (Comment 10) : or the odd sms when they jaag [email protected] aan! LOL

  • Comment 11, posted at 23.02.12 12:50:50 by Ice Reply
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  • @StevieS (Comment 7) : Nope she doesn’t, my fiance does!

  • Comment 12, posted at 23.02.12 12:52:11 by Greg Reply

  • @Greg (Comment 12) : back with the catclaws, Greg…this is not a beauty pageant…Stevie simply gave me a compliment, can I at least enjoy it? 😈

  • Comment 13, posted at 23.02.12 13:05:54 by Ice Reply
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  • @ Ice, thanks for that, I have to forward this to my wife asap…

  • Comment 14, posted at 23.02.12 13:08:44 by Uli Reply
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  • Nice way to get the season started. Thanks Ice ❗

  • Comment 15, posted at 23.02.12 13:11:03 by Viking Reply
  • Great stuff 😎

  • Comment 16, posted at 23.02.12 13:38:55 by JarsonX Reply
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  • Hey, who says a woman takes her time. I’ve got a route worked out! Beating traffic tomorrow after work, getting home in record time (no shopping), bathing, getting ready, feeding everyone and finding a big screen to watch the first game of the season!
    ??ĂȘ??Ă«??ĂȘ??Ă«??ĂȘ?°? :p, may the Good Lord help that one that interferes in my schedule! Go SHARKS!! I’ll be watching.

  • Comment 17, posted at 23.02.12 13:42:29 by SheShark Reply

  • @SheShark (Comment 17) : 😛

  • Comment 18, posted at 23.02.12 14:03:31 by Me2 aka Mama Shark Reply

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  • @SheShark (Comment 17) : I took an hour or so off work tomorrow..arranged a lift to work, so hubby will pick me up with the pre-packed vehicle, jet of to Very Berry town, book into the guesthouse, off to the pre-arranged parking spot, meet up with a bunch of Sharksworlders! And of to Loftus! 🙂

  • Comment 19, posted at 23.02.12 14:05:48 by Ice Reply
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  • That’s awesome Ice. I’m printing this and putting it up somewhere, where everyone can see it.

  • Comment 20, posted at 23.02.12 14:15:09 by Letgo Reply
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  • @Letgo (Comment 20) : LOL – Cool Letgo! Spread the word! Did your sister get sorted?

  • Comment 21, posted at 23.02.12 14:36:53 by Ice Reply
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  • @Ice (Comment 19) : 😎 BUT NOT FAIR!!!! 😛

    ENJOY!!! 😀

  • Comment 22, posted at 23.02.12 14:52:43 by Me2 aka Mama Shark Reply

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  • @Ice (Comment 21) : Sorry, never got back to you. I don’t think she’s going to go anymore. Everyone bailed on her. I feel like I should fly down to go with her.

  • Comment 23, posted at 23.02.12 15:23:59 by Letgo Reply
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  • @Letgo (Comment 23) : haha! And I have no doubt in my mind you would do that, you jettsetter! 🙂

  • Comment 24, posted at 23.02.12 15:31:05 by Ice Reply
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  • SOOOOOOOO CAN.NOT WAIT. Super Rugby….Go Sharks!

  • Comment 25, posted at 23.02.12 18:44:13 by Just a Fan Reply

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  • Jeeze, this ain’t funny!! My stomach is all knots! Literally counting the hours until kick-off!I guess I’m going to be pretty useless at work tomorrow. Me SUPER EXCITED! Does anyone know who is going to ref the SHARKS game? Come on Sharks! We are going for a WIN!!!! (Hands down)<3

  • Comment 26, posted at 23.02.12 19:16:57 by SheShark Reply

  • Great advice Ice. :mrgreen:

  • Comment 27, posted at 23.02.12 19:18:38 by Ben Reply
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  • @SheShark (Comment 26) : Jonathan Kaplan..

    Assistant referees: Pro Legoete (South Africa), Tiaan Jonker (South Africa)

    Television match official: Gerrie Coetzee (South Africa)

  • Comment 28, posted at 23.02.12 20:42:07 by Ice Reply
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  • @Ben (Comment 27) : Wisdom dear Ben…wisdom! :mrgreen:

  • Comment 29, posted at 23.02.12 20:43:13 by Ice Reply
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  • Ice, I envy you and the guys going with! I have seen the Sharks wallop the Bulls at Loftus twice! Both games were true epics! Wish I could’ve made this one!

  • Comment 30, posted at 23.02.12 20:58:16 by Die Kriek Reply

  • @Ice (Comment 28) : Oh NO!!!!! I have never watched a match were Kaplan wasn’t against the Sharks!! Now I’m stressing out!! Anyone attending the match tomorrow, freeze some oranges and throw very accurate pleaaaaase!

  • Comment 31, posted at 23.02.12 21:00:48 by SheShark Reply

  • @Just a Fan (Comment 25) : see ya later alligator…

  • Comment 32, posted at 24.02.12 06:55:35 by Franshark Reply
  • I’m as nervous as a mailman at a dog show.

  • Comment 33, posted at 24.02.12 06:58:06 by Franshark Reply
  • Speaking of walking in front of the TV naked… I can recall a particularly enjoyable half-time treat during a Sharks-Highlanders game many years back… AND the Sharks won as well! Now how good (or lucky) was that? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • Comment 34, posted at 24.02.12 07:34:42 by robdylan Reply
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  • Morning SW :mrgreen:

    Great one Ice

    @robdylan (Comment 34) :
    very lucky i guess any tips for this Year SR 2012 😆

  • Comment 35, posted at 24.02.12 07:45:00 by chaz Reply

  • :mrgreen: Go Luck Sharks :mrgreen:

    Lets go and get that trophey which should of been ours years ago 😉

  • Comment 36, posted at 24.02.12 07:46:19 by chaz Reply

  • @robdylan (Comment 34) : Only once? 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

  • Comment 37, posted at 24.02.12 07:46:24 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 37) : jeez, oubaas… I dunno about you, but for me getting through the act once in 10 mintues is already a tough ask… maybe it doesn’t take you as long though… :mrgreen:

  • Comment 38, posted at 24.02.12 07:48:27 by robdylan Reply
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  • @chaz (Comment 35) : yes – try to watch the game sober… it helps for if you have to analyse it later 🙂

  • Comment 39, posted at 24.02.12 07:49:07 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 39) :

    Agree to earlly for a drink, but a cup of coffee is in for me, and the rest of the games. 😆

  • Comment 40, posted at 24.02.12 07:51:36 by chaz Reply

  • @chaz (Comment 40) : sigh… I’ve given up coffee for lent 🙁

  • Comment 41, posted at 24.02.12 07:55:11 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 38) : 😆

    Okay i meant only one GAME 😉

  • Comment 42, posted at 24.02.12 07:56:16 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • @KSA Shark © (Comment 42) : I have to admit, I enjoyed that!

    Although yes, it seems you do have the last laugh after all. That was a once off. Current partner doesn’t believe in rewarding me for watching rugby, alas. Plenty of other good qualities, though…

  • Comment 43, posted at 24.02.12 07:57:41 by robdylan Reply
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  • @robdylan (Comment 43) : 😎

  • Comment 44, posted at 24.02.12 08:24:04 by KSA Shark © Reply

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  • It is just Murphy’s Law!! When your excited about rugby, your spouse could not give a damn! Eish, talking about a soul mate.:'(>:OX_X?

  • Comment 45, posted at 24.02.12 12:48:01 by SheShark Reply


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