… it seems nothing happened.
Sorry to let you all down…. I’m dying to write something, but it seems there’s simply no news at all.
Anyone know a good joke?
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A man had a ticket for the Rugby World Cup Final but was seated in the upper, nosebleed seats. As the match begins, he notices an empty seat down near the pitch on the midfield line. Taking a chance, he makes his way down to the empty seat and asks the man next to it if anyone is sitting there.
“No”, says the seated man,” That seat is empty.”
“This is incredible,” says the other man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?”
The seated man says “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Rugby Final we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1987”.
“Oh … I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else – a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?”.
The seated man shakes his head. “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
@PTAShark (Comment 1) : lmao
3 week break coming up, is going to be hell then
@bobby 26 (Comment 4) : We will have the Boks to talk about!
Jong Jannie is ‘n fanatiese Blou Bul ‘supporter’ en dis weer ‘n wedsrtyd tussen die Bulls en die Stormers.
Hy gaan Loftus toe en neem sy plek in op die mees gesogte en duurste seisoenkaarjie sitplek….. op die hoofpaviljoen en regoor die middellyn.
Hy sit langs ‘n man wat baie nuuskierig vra:
“Boetman, maar jy is darem baie bevoorreg om hier te kan sit en sê my, by wie kry jy die kaartjie?”
Jannie: “By my pa oom.”
Man: “En waar is jou pa?”
Jannie: “By die huis oom.”
Man: “Hoekom?”
Jannie: “Ek dink hy soek sy kaartjie.”
@Richard Ferguson (Comment 5) : Love it 🙂
@PTAShark (Comment 1) : 😆
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R18…
What is the difference between Bryce Lawrence and a blowjob??
– At least with a blowjob you will get a semi!!!
Die seuntjie vra vir sy pa: “Wat presies is ‘n man?” Dadelik gereed, antwoord die pa: “‘n Man is die baas en die hoof van die huis. Hy is die een wat verantwoordelikheid neem vir die gesin en omsien na almal se belange”. Die seuntjie antwoord: “Sjoe, ek hoop dan ek is eendag so ‘n goeie man soos mamma!”
I’ve got an excellent joke:
John Plumtrees coaching skills… Hahahaha!