Normally I don’t like to indulge in schadenfreude (much), but the amount of negative press surrounding the Sharks’ win over the weekend has forced my hand. Sure, the penalty try was contentious, but it’s not like it’s the first time that has ever happened. You win some, you lose some. The fact remains, in my eyes (which are admittedly not entirely free from bias), the Sharks were in the ascendancy for most of the game, winning the set pieces, bossing the collisions, and playing the moments that mattered better. So here’s a little light-hearted response to the naysayers out there.
Here’s a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you support Province you make it double
Don’t worry, be happy
CHORUS
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don’t worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
(Don’t worry, be happy)
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don’t worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
(Don’t worry, be happy)
Losing Eddie Jones must seem a godsend
Because now you’ve got a coach who is a legend
Don’t worry, be happy
The victory eluded you
And now your mood matches your outfit – blue
Don’t worry, be happy
(Look at me I’m happy)
CHORUS
Can’t score tries, can’t lose with grace
Schalk Burger has a sour face
But don’t worry, be happy
‘Cause Kaplan’s having a hissy fit
He doesn’t like Reinach even a little bit
So don’t worry, be happy
Don’t worry, be happy now
CHORUS
Now there, is this song I wrote
I hope you learned it note for note
Like good little children
Don’t worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
Because the Sharks burst your bubble
Don’t worry, be happy
CHORUS
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This is just too quotable
Laughed so hard at this at the office I looked crazy.
beautiful song lmfao
BAH!
😆 😆 😆
INSTACLASSIC!!!
sugested additional line.
Evertime Kaplan sees the Sharks,
He sees Warren Britzs,
Thats enough to give him the shits.
Don’t worry Kappy
be happy.
http://www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/SuperRugby/stormers-to-review-coetzee-steals-201603
Some more whining from the whinelands!
Lekker Bobby.
@Ice (Comment 7) : Hope Fleckie has got time to review if the Sharks were scrumming illegally , and he can have a look at what shenanigans the Sharks were pulling in the line outs as well.
@Salmonoid the Subtle (Comment 10) : Not to mention the illegal hand-offs on Schalkie
@The hound (Comment 6) : So you reckon the way to get Kaplans goat is by dangling Warren Britz in front of him.
A proper wine lands response for those of you guys that understand Afrikaans LMVTU (lag my voor tande uit, laughing my front teeth out)
very very well done indeed!!! 😆 😆 😆
Waar bly die stormers???…Hulle bly STIL!!!!
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Nice one Andre!
Character is Gold’s goal
The media he likes to troll
Don’t worry, be happy
Jus, but the whinelands have been whining a lot over this one.
Obviously the higher the expectations, the greater the humble pie, it seems.
And all the usual excuses are doing the rounds on news24 and that OTHER rugby site.
But I’m always intrigued by the whole ‘ we play beautiful attractive rugby and then these thugs pitch up and drag us down to their level.’
Shut your whine-holes. You’ve been bandying that one around for 20 years now. Not every team that beats you is down to brute luck and not every loss you endure is a moral victory, you bunch of scribbling, hair-gelling naff-paffs.
@The Great Couch Shark (Comment 17) :
Great stuff!!! Love it wonder if Rob or the Hound can record it so we can set it as Sharks world theme music!!