With the Currie Cup looming, and the bitter taste from the Super 15 still lingering like the memory of a surprise SARS audit, I decided to, in the spirit of scientific enquiry, revisit the parallel world (henceforth referred to as Utopia) I encountered a few weeks ago* to see what the alternative Sharks were up to. I must say, even though I knew it had worked before, I don’t mind telling you that it was with some trepidation that I stood once again on the brink of the vat of liquid lysergic acid diethylamide, plugged-in toaster clutched tightly to my chest, preparing to jump… But, as you can see from the fact that you’re reading this article, I escaped the ordeal more or les unscathed bar for some distortion and a certain brightness of colour affecting my peripheral vision. The necessary price to pay in the pursuit of knowledge, I guess. […]
Posts tagged with: Humour
The Utopian Ideal
An Epic Fail in every sense of the word..
Sorry guys! I just could NOT resist this! […]
Perspectives From Another Dimension
Hey guys ‘n gals, Culling Song here. Apologies for the rather obtuse post title, but well, it’s been kind of a weird few days, and the title is a reflection of that. But regardless, let me dispense with the cryptic mumbo-jumbo and the “it was a dark and stormy night” melodrama and cut to the chase. […]
Rugby Commandments
Seeing as the only news at the moment is that of Jacques Kallis’s hair driving his car into a neighbours yard we will keep the humour theme going. […]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Over the last few years, I’ve got to know a fair few of the guys (and girls) here pretty well. Let’s have a look at answering the age old question of why the chicken crossed the road – Sharksworld style! […]
BULLE are da beste
Ouens, it are I, ou Piet Pienaar, righting vis from ve interrnet cafe by Hatfield Square. Ve good news are vat I are eventual get release on good behaviour after vat “insident” with the polies kar and have got my slaapsak and my tent ready to dos outside Loftus tonight. I jus hope some oke are give me a ticket for ve game tomorrow. […]
Bulle holds it steady
Ouens, vat Bloubulafrigter ou Fred Lurreke have name a unchange squat for ve game wiff ve blerrie haie by Lostuf on Saterday. Ve 22 what are not good enough to beat WP are going to trys to beat ve Sharks wiff ve same spellpatron and see if it are have different results vis time. […]
Where is all our wings?
Ouens, I are sommer nou bitjie ve MOER IN, want it are appear as is ve Bulle are not have wings anymore. […]
Welcome by Loftus, Luke!
Ooo jine, Ouens, but I are sommer already looking forwardout to vat match by beLoftus on saterday! Vat out blerrie Luke Wilson are sommer goings to get a naartjie in him’s face from ou Piet Pienaar, vat are for sure! […]
Kirchners face are broken
Ouens, it are not lekker nuus for our favourite Johan Roets nommer 2, Kane Zirchner. He have broke his face and can’t play any rukby for another 4 weeks. Vat are nearly 2 monfs. […]
One for the ladies
Well. Well. As a avid reader and poster on Sharksworld, I really felt that I needed to make a contribution to Rob and the Team for putting up with me for so long..;-) […]
Hougaardt are back!
Ouens, vat Francis Hougaardt are back from playing for Leinster in France and are pick on ve wing for dat Blou Bulle vis weekend! […]
**April Fool!** Muller quits Sharks in disgust
A long-running dispute over a game of Wii Bowling has led Johann Muller to turn his back on Sharks rugby. The long-serving captain has walked out on his team mates and won’t play for the Sharks again. […]
Bulle full of strengfs
Ouens, vat BULLE is name a foolstrengf span to take on vat blerrie Kroeshaarders vere by New Seland vis weekend. […]
WAGS guide to rugby
Women are often perplexed by the fact that a rugby game can reduce grown men to tears when their team wins. […]